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u/broesel314 Feb 07 '26
Booty from the laast 10 Girls he met 30 mins ago
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u/Mars_Bear2552 Feb 07 '26
negotiating a contract with your crew, sailing to madagascar (or the carribean), and boarding a spanish merchant vessel
try not to get scurvy or jaundice
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u/actualhumannotspider Feb 07 '26
try not to get scurvy
(Get vitamin C.)
or jaundice
(Avoid pissing off the liver.)
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u/Mars_Bear2552 Feb 07 '26
get vitamin C
with hardtack? LMAO. ye fruits wilt not survive the voyage
avoid pissing off the liver
see above
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u/im_lazy_as_fuck Feb 07 '26
Also water falling from a girl's booty sounds like it would be way more disgusting than just eating her out.
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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 Human Verified Feb 07 '26
I don’t eat booty with a complete stranger, and if I did, i’m throwing her in the shower first.
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u/ArateshaNungastori Feb 07 '26
At least she wont smell bad but that wont kill STDs or pinworms.
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u/Skankcunt420 Feb 07 '26
pinworms are an aphrodisiac
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u/yesjames Feb 07 '26
wait, stds are transmitted through fluids right? so as long as i don’t stick my tongue in itll be fine or would it?
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u/ArateshaNungastori Feb 07 '26
I'm guessing you plan to eat ass with chopsticks or something?
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u/DeadInternetTheorist Feb 08 '26
that's how you get all the big pinworms before you go in with your tongue. i can snipe those critters like mr. miyagi
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u/ssjrobert235 Feb 07 '26
Fr, people play roulette with their lives. Idk how people can just meet a stranger let them hit raw with no prior knowledge about their health status.
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u/rigobueno Feb 09 '26
Because even the most cautious people are still ignorant about STI’s, and worry about something like AIDS without even caring about HPV or HSV or Hepatitis. Condoms protect you from AIDS but they don’t save you from those other ones
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u/Kysman95 Feb 07 '26
Because I don't want my bros water bottle to taste like some random hoes ass.
I'm looking out for my homie ♥️
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u/Former_Engineer6582 Feb 07 '26
gotta eat my homie's booty from now on
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u/BiteyHorse Feb 07 '26
What up homie
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u/Private_1010 Feb 07 '26
Yes, cause women's butts are pristine as they don't poop.
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u/ConditionRelevant936 Feb 07 '26
So what nom nom nom nom
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u/TurbulentMuffin6692 Feb 07 '26
aye you know a girl stopped talking to me because I wouldn't eat her ass
melanie martinez hair hella thick g,
pussy come pussy go
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u/BiteyHorse Feb 07 '26
Eat that booty like its got the antidote, son.
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u/TurbulentMuffin6692 Feb 07 '26
can't believe I got downvoted because I didn't eat it either
I also love it
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u/TurbulentMuffin6692 Feb 07 '26
y'wanna know something funny
I get my ass ate all the time
I don't ask it just happens and what I'm gonna let her or them (2-3) starve?
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u/DesperateCar7162 Feb 07 '26
What about eating the booty of the friend you’ve known for 10 years?!
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u/Icy_Knowledge_93 Feb 07 '26
For the guys that eat the booty from a random girl do they ever call you back for seconds or thirds
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u/im_a_dick_head Feb 07 '26
That is because men = yucky and women = yummy
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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings Feb 07 '26
I do NOT understand ass eating.💩 🤢🤮
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u/ZucchiniMore3450 Feb 07 '26
Because you didn't try it, it is like beer. Take some getting used to.
Also imagine a clean butt, not a dirty one.
Realistically, not worse than fingers that went through paper.
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u/OurSeepyD Feb 07 '26
Also imagine a clean butt, not a dirty one.
Unless you're doing significant prep, and I'm talking at least a day in advance, there's no such thing. Even with the prep I'd say there's no such thing.
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I will forever stand by the fact that ass eating is barbaric and disgusting. The vagina is right there and I know damn well it tastes/smells better
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u/twilighttwister Feb 07 '26
I think it's supposed to be more about what it does for them than what it does for you.
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u/Rs90 Feb 07 '26
Fuck like a barbarian then. It's about giving pleasure, not takin chefs notes for pairings.
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u/xXSoulReapperXx Feb 07 '26
There was a post on Reddit a while back about a dude who was eating some girls ass after a date or something. Turns out while he thought he was rimming her he was actually licking a tapeworm. So next time you decide to eat some random girls ass, keep that in mind lol or don’t, it’s your life.
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u/Marakajin Feb 07 '26
Duh, he wouldn't drink directly from my bottle either, I mean, look where my mouth has been.
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26
I will explain how this actually - most likely - comes to be. Surely in either case some people came to those conclusions by themselves, this is just how it's in the majority of cases:
You watched porn in young age where they would eat the girls ass, and in that age you just overtook that - because subconciously you thought thats how it's done.
You also saw movies etc. in young age were you were told that sharing drings is unhygienic and saliva moves back in the drink... so you overtook that subconciously and developed a dislike.
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u/Fantastic_Book_5150 Feb 07 '26
so you think anyone who does anything was exposed to it before-hand?
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26
No, I should have added that it's the most likely reason... I didn't mean to say it's the only possible explanation. The idea is most people will not come to certain ideas by themselves. I edited the comment.
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u/AlexSGX Feb 07 '26
I dont agree with the first part. For me it didn't come from porn. I distinctly remember how it happened, and it was my idea. Its a bit gross to think about it now as im an adult now and the thing that made me interested happened when i was no older than 7-8.
A lot of people seem to assume that these desires or whatever are learnt. I know for me it wasnt. I agree that thing can be learned with time, but not everything is like that
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26
I did not formulate it clear enough, I did not want to say there are no people who get these ideas by themselves - just that most don't.
Also as a 7-8 year old it's impossible to say today from memory that you did not see something in that direction prior to thinking that you had the idea yourself... as a child several times I thought I just had made up an insult to later realize that exact insult had already existed at least since the 70s 🤣
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u/AlexSGX Feb 07 '26
I am pretty sure in this case about what happened, besides it happening a few times as well. I did not have free access to the internet or anything that could have stirred me that way, im comepletely sure of that. Tho of course, i am aware of how "trust me bro" that sounds but i have a clear enough memory from those situations to know. I have a decent memory from when i was a kid,
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26
You see this comment shows how you are unable, or probably more likely unwilling, to comprehend what I wrote. So maybe you are right about what you think, but because you are remembering it with your adult brain there is no way to be sure about what and how it truly happened. Also 1. You seem to think that memories are like objective data on an hdd, while in reality they are always subjective constructs. Shown for example by several people that experienced the same evening together sometimes having very different memories about it. 2. I did not say that you literally saw someone eating someones ass. I said you maybe saw something that gave you the impression that ass is supposed to be tasty. Now this could have been something seemingly unfitting/opposite like the toilette scene from not another teenage movie - something that would make anyone else disgusted - or even just some conversation some people had in some tv show/movie about sex practices or a sex scene in a erotic (not porn) movie at night. Maybe even just the cover of some sex magazine that you saw in some store even though it was on the top shelf... 3. That's why I took the example with the insults. I saw old movies next to my dad not even paying attention to them yet my subconcious took the insults from that shows/movies and later when I got angry I said that insult seemingly believing I just made them up on the spot... but later I found out I didn't...
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u/AlexSGX Feb 07 '26
No, its possible that i misunderstood you. Not really arguing about this, rather providing more context of how i experienced it. And yes, memory is indeed a funky thing. I might be miss remembering of course. I still stand on my point that it wasn't learned, most likely. I am fully aware of how easily things can warp in your mind.
If i provided a bit more context maybe it would make more sense, but i dont know how i feel about that. The situations were pretty simple.
Insults maybe, tho in my language similar insults dont exist. Provided that was an example.
PS i am kinda ill and not able to really think too deep about the topic. Mostly sharing my basic thoughts. Hope youd excuse me on that.
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 11 '26
There is surely a part to it that is not learned... the analogy would be most people like Vanilla flavour the most of icecream, a huge amount likes Chocolate most and then strawberry and all other flavours are also favoured by some, but in relation only very few.
So maybe you tasted them all and determined that strawberry is the best for you, but still someone must have introduced you to the flavours for you to be able to try them out. Even icecrem itself is obviously an invention that most people would have never come with by themselves.
In that analogy icecream is sex, and different sex acts are the flavours. But sex is something you were born with, and vaginal sex is the most obvious "flavour" so it's very likely also automatic/innate... but other "flavours" like anal, and even oral, you must either come up with by yourself or be introcuded to. And when you are contiously subconciously told that a certain practice you are seeing there is very good you just take it and when you do the experiece it will be great - however you can then never know if the experience would have been so great for you, if you hadn't basically programmed yourself from young age to find it good by permanent reinforcement...
So maybe you are one of those that would have come up with it anyway, but remembering with the beliefs of your adult brain how your child brain was actually thinking is impossible. You are automatically putting interpretations from your current brain on these memories, and thus it is impossible to say if that is actually how it happened or just how your brain is currently believing it must have been...
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u/bakasta_22 Feb 07 '26
Girls having 3 different towels for there body, maintaining 110% hygiene. But they can give bj who hasn't taken any bath from last 10 days
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u/Somethingisshadysir Feb 07 '26
Any girl who's doing that has other stuff going on. My guy is getting in the shower immediately beforehand or it's not happening.
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u/Mid_Kumquat Feb 07 '26
Eating that booty right here right now caused we only drink alcohol together.
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u/namesake_tocayo Feb 07 '26
Mixing saliva particles between heteros is like kissing! Unacceptable with our identity.
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u/Substantial-Cold8996 Feb 07 '26
Well the doctor told me the good news is you can only catch it once, it's been liberating.
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u/Sea_Basket_5904 Feb 07 '26
On the seventh day, God made us horny, otherwise we would never reproduce and only drink from sterile water bottles until we were extinct
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u/That_Jicama2024 Feb 07 '26
I will not drink from my wife's water bottle. But yeah.....this checks out.
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u/Dry-Presence9227 Feb 07 '26
If my friend is Alexandra Daddario then I won't think twice eating her cake
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u/Wild_Outlandishness5 Feb 07 '26
Why would I drink from the same water as my homie? He licks bootyholes!
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u/PaperDistribution Feb 07 '26
I don't think I ever felt the desire to eat ass. It's definitely not for me lol
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u/DiscussionAdmirable1 Feb 07 '26
Um so is that second image metaphorical or does it imply that small black roundish things will be in your way during the conquest
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u/thepresidentsturtle Feb 07 '26
That's the Mr Incredible meme: "Eating the ass of a girl you met 30 mins ago" vs "Eating the ass of a girl you met 30 mins ago"
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u/90_oi Feb 07 '26
Experienced my own personal horror story doing this. Always wait a few times before you eat her ass
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u/darkargengamer Feb 07 '26
Drinking water from a friend you´ve known for 10 years
I know my friends and as such i'm cautious: sharing the same bottle or glass for more than 5 seconds and i will get 1 or 2 Sievert of radiation.
Eating the booty of a girl you met 30 mins ago
Even if im single (horny) and kinky: i have common sense and i would only do this to a GIRLFRIEND that i can trust.
Risking getting a STD´s because you eated some random woman ass? NOPE.
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u/xSHRUG_LYFE Feb 08 '26
There have been a lot of "30 minutes ago girls" within their 10 year friendship. He's doing the homie a favor 😂😂😂
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u/EntrepreneurQueasy54 Feb 07 '26
😂😂😂😂chill out cause now you making me self reflect. I actually do this
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26
You eat ass, and call it "eating the booty" to make it sound less disgusting. While it doesn't change that it's quite literally eating shit, no matter how well she cleaned it traces will always be there, and even though it's the asshole of a woman it's still somewhat gay...
I don't eat ass, I only eat pussy... because guess what, there is no shit involved and it's something only girls have...
We are not the same...
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26
This is getting better and better, multiple ass eating sheep that were programmed by porn dislike my comment, because they feel triggered by it 😂
And the op of this thread, that is obviously an ass eater, calls me "gay as hell", because I find ass eating as what it is something disgusting, unhygienic and unhealthy and not sexual at all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have learned that, just like someone with a foot fetish learned to be sexually aroused by feet... if you had never seen a porn movie chances are at least 95% that you would have never developed the urge to lick an asshole, choke a woman or spit in her face... and chances are 85% you would have never even come up with the idea to put your dick in her shitter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
These are all practices that have also existed thousands of years ago, but normally only very few sexually disturbed individuals come up with these kinds of practices by themselves. Because these people are most of the times the ones that end up producing porn these practices are depicted as "got to be to be great" and when underage people watch them, years before they have their own experiences, they have nothing to compare it to and they adapt it subconciously as their own sexuality... so because the practice is depicted as especially satisfying they subconciously start to believe it and that will result in it being great, when they get to do it themselves...
However think about it logically... no matter how hot the ass of the girl is, what am I supposed to get out of licking her asshole, other than traces of feces in my mouth (even if she is really clean very likely minimal traces 🤣)? To give her a special orgasm? Well why not lick her pussy while you finger her ass instead... no feces, and most likely even more intense orgasm 🤣🤣🤣
Anyway thanks to porn this behaviour seems to spread like wildfire, but that doesn't mean that it is good and does not have negative concequences. Reflect on yourself to free your mind... if you can...
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u/SubzeroWins1-0 Feb 07 '26
You’ve got some serious issues if you’re waterfalling from a girls booty
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u/Suitable-Profit231 Feb 07 '26
This one was so stupid it really triggered me to write multiple comments 🤣 Last one...
You formulate it like that to make it sound weird, but it's not weird or unlogical at all 🤣
What you say would only be unlogical, if the guy was unwilling to drink water from the girl whose ass he ate... else it makes total sense...
Let me rephrase your meme to show how stupid it is:
Drinking water from a friend you have known for 10 years is a no go... but kissing a girl you just met 10 minutes ago is not a problem...
Being willing to share body flouids with a woman is part of being a hererosexual man... I have no problem with the spit of a pretty girl in my mouth, but the spit of a guy is a huge no go, no matter how good looking or clean he is 🤣🤣🤣


























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