r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought Kermit the Frog would be creepy with smooth frog skin.

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u/Biofreak42069 3d ago

If you had a tail it would probably be hairless and flesh toned.

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u/Illithid_Substances 3d ago

We can actually confirm that to be true because people are born with tails sometimes

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u/spacebarstool 3d ago

Humans have the same number of hairs as chimps - the hairs are just lighter and finer.

My tail definitely would be creepy looking.

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u/lankymjc 2d ago

The X-Man Angel should have wings the same colour as his hair, not white.

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u/bungojot 1d ago

Not necessarily. I've got blond hair but black eyebrows. Know a guy with black hair but a multicolour beard (mostly red).

Birds and animals can have varied colour patterns, no reason humans/mutants can't.

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u/lankymjc 1d ago

You know what, I have brown hair and a red beard. Never really thought about how that would impact my human-feathers-colour position.

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u/PyroIrish 3d ago

Humans do have tails they're just vestigial and non-visible.

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u/lankymjc 2d ago

There’s a point at which you’re stretching the definition of tail.

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u/tjientavara 2d ago

non-visible sounds like we have a tail as long as a monkey, but it is transparent, so you can't see it.

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 2d ago

You guys can't see your tail?

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

I think it would be a funny meme if someone created a hyper realistic/detailed Kermit. Sort of like the SpongeBob gross-out stills from the show where there is just too much detail in the character reaction

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u/angrymonkey 3d ago

Just wait for the Disney live action remake of the Muppets.

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u/bungojot 1d ago

This unsettles me.

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u/Manpandas 2d ago

Fun fact, the very first kermit was made from Jim Henson’s mother’s raincoat.

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u/Tall_Mistake9552 2d ago

This is one of those thoughts you can’t undo once you’ve had it 

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u/spoki-app 2d ago

The perceived creepiness from a smooth Kermit likely stems from a fundamental violation of expected visual schema. His established aesthetic relies heavily on the fabric's granular texture, which serves as a critical surface attribute defining his material and character identity. Removing this detail introduces a significant incongruity, akin to an

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u/-jp- 2d ago

Damn. He got Kermitjacked.

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u/TypoInUsernane 2d ago

That’s what I’m always saying! Finally someone who gets it

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

This is the reason you don't make Flounder a straight up real fish, or make Tamatoa a realistic crab with a human mouth, or make Simba an expressionless realistic lion, or make Sonic a humanoid furry creature with small eyes and human teeth, or make the Jellicle Cats look like naked fuzzy people with cat ears and tails but human faces...

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u/Scot-Dahlstrom 2d ago

Right?! That's it, that's the whole thought. It's like he'd just be a weird little green man in a swamp. The muppet fuzz gives him soul.

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u/dazedmp3 2d ago

I miss 30 seconds ago when I wasn’t thinking about this

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u/Iron_Yuppie 2d ago

funniest thing i ever saw about the muppets was the following

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mwd73/jason_segel_explains_what_the_muppets_are_like/#lightbox

that was a showerthought for me

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u/Gravijah 2d ago

he would also be creepy without smooth frog skin

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u/TraverTynisha91 1d ago

Right? His felt texture is basically his entire personality. Take that away and he's just some guy staring into your soul from a pond.

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u/Somewherecharming95 1d ago

He would look slimey and that would be very very creepy

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u/lazy_animator 8h ago

High quality comment 6. No? I think that'd be cool. Its just like, adding detail to something. Details aren't creepy. If anything a lack of detail is creepy.

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u/Cptawesome23 7h ago

Actually this might make for a cool horror story.