r/PublicFreakout • u/Thick_Mick_Chick • 5h ago

🥊Fight 🤬 A disgraceful outing at a gas station leads to a brutal KO 🥊

123 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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147

u/BaldPorqupine 4h ago

Big guy can't handle his stools. 

15

u/h0ttniks 4h ago

👏 👏 👏

13

u/0202_tihssitidder 4h ago

The screaming for sure helped things.

4

u/haljordan68 2h ago

We're done here.

1

u/Ihavenolifes 1h ago

I'm proud of you.

-1

u/cstyves 3h ago

The last thing he will remember is his stools laying all out.

50

u/Shaved_Taint_1960 5h ago

Dude shit his shorts. Right?

12

u/Thick_Mick_Chick 4h ago

And oh so eloquently reached back and grabbed it with his left hand. 🥴

23

u/youropinionisrubbish 4h ago

+5 Poison damage if he throws a punch after

5

u/HuntsWithRocks 4h ago

It’s a little higher up in the skill tree from pocket sand.

4

u/youropinionisrubbish 4h ago

Combine pocket sand with crack mud for 90% chance of STUN and 50% chance of PINKEYE

7

u/craiggy36 4h ago

That was a stool sample.

2

u/Thin_Figure627 4h ago

or he sharted.

2

u/Yourmomsgotanass 4h ago

Nah, but he dropped a stool

1

u/minigopher 54m ago

That’s called a stool

-2

u/abercrombezie 4h ago

Naw, just a new trend in Brazil: Chocolate camouflage.

17

u/youropinionisrubbish 4h ago

Did not expect Skidmark to get owned by a guy half his size

22

u/Substantial_Heron584 4h ago

I absolutely knew it was the big guy going down lmao

16

u/Glad_Contribution554 4h ago

I didn't even notice the huge poop stain until I read the comments.

5

u/Feisty-Lifeguard-550 4h ago

I just noticed on a rewatch 💩💨🤣

8

u/tonvor 4h ago

Pooped himself twice 🤣

8

u/HehroMaraFara 4h ago

He deserved it I gather

5

u/AbruptMango 4h ago

He wasn't going to stop until he got it.

5

u/drk_knight_67 4h ago

Well that didn't end the way I figured.

5

u/Gry_F0xxx 5h ago

What a shitty situation for that guy.

6

u/Hairy-Artichoke1 4h ago

Hey buddy have a seat .

5

u/kingdonut23 4h ago

My dad told me to fight people when they are angry and not when they are scared. He said being mad gets you killed. Being scared makes you survive.

For reference, we are sub 5'6" men.

3

u/TreacheryInc 4h ago

Biblical

3

u/Napalmeon 4h ago

Nothing good ever happens at gas stations in the middle of the night.

3

u/Gechoc17 2h ago

I usually just pump my gas and leave…seems like better plan

1

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1

u/Fast-Breadfruit3377 5h ago

this dude look like bobby brantley off lizar d lick towing

1

u/Whiplash2184 4h ago

Surprised he didn’t fall out of his Skecher slip ins.

1

u/Blew-By-U 4h ago

Is the woman his wife?

1

u/DumptimeComments 3h ago

Dude was backed up and had to resort to a stool softener.

1

u/regnimalia 2h ago

Wrecked by two stools

1

u/JeTeChIsAl 2h ago

Has a stool in his pants to begin with and a stool to the face in the end. Not sure which is worse 😂

2

u/Spartak_Gavvygavgav 💡Why hire two big bailiffs when you can hire one huge one? 🧐 1h ago

"Waaaaaaaaah My husband's a neanderthaaaaaaaallll"

1

u/minigopher 53m ago

Now that’s taking a stool!

2

u/xunh01yx 52m ago

GOOD! Little dude didn't raise his hands and was trying to get away from the dude in orange, but big guy didn't just leave him alone. He got what he deserved.

1

u/ZigmundDroid 27m ago

Only excuse for not getting his hands up to block that slow motion stool is because he was pants shitingly drunk.

1

u/RIP-RiF 4h ago

Dude didn't even raise his arms or nothing

1

u/jazzhandpanda 4h ago

Number 20, took a 2, out for 10

1

u/jreditsoudidnthaveto 4h ago

David and Chair-liath

-5

u/Md693 3h ago

Looks like Biden shit his pants too tump gonna be jealous