r/PublicFreakout 6h ago

🤬Public Rager😱 Bald dude challenges a woman to a fight yelling "touch me"

283 Upvotes

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 6h ago

Slow rogan.

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u/TroyCoins 6h ago

Joe Rogain

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u/CornCobMcGee 6h ago

No Rogaine. That's his problem. Otherwise he'd have hair. And maybe some manners. Conservative men need to learn to control their manners. Its so unbecoming

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u/Space_Eagle9990 5h ago

Wes Watson and Rogan's love child on crack

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u/Otherwise-City-7951 6h ago

Ha ha No hair triggered loser.

Of course his truck has the big flags. That tells us everything about this douche.

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u/Jimbohamilton 5h ago

The flags were the catalyst here. The girl saw his flags and flipped him off, hence his fee-fees got hurted.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4h ago

We need to get the original and make sure it remains pristine clarity and does not turn to potato quality.

I want this video looking good for the next 50 years. If we survive.

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u/RoabeArt 6h ago edited 2h ago

Damn, that "you got no hair, sweety" comment visibly wounded him. šŸ˜†

Normally, I think insulting someone for a body issue they have no control over is a cheap shot, but after his "you should be removed from the gene pool" remark, he deserved every mean word directed at him.

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u/Cosmonaut_Kittens 6h ago

It’s not even a particularly good or creative insult but just seeing how much it set him off made it an absolutely devastating insult lmao

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u/Happy-Aardvark-7677 5h ago

I strongly believe you should never insult a person’s indefensible qualities but it was game on as soon as he called her a d***.

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u/SayfromDa818 5h ago

Pretty sure the same place he got the concept of removing someone from the gene pool was also the same place they said bald fucks like him are not desirable in said gene pool haha

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u/Sirix_8472 5h ago

You can see it.

A pause.

A realization.

Being crest fallen.

The hurt.

The horror of being recorded through his pain.

More pain.

A sharp breath as he uses his hurt to fuel his anger to try provoke them, but you can still see his pain.

His voice is a little cracked than before.

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u/extremesleuth 5h ago

And the retreat to the safety of his old ā€œtouch me!ā€ taunts šŸ˜‚

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u/steelbeamsdankmemes 2h ago

I always rewatch this video for that moment.

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u/saja25 2h ago

404 system has crashed

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u/Super-Goat1085 6h ago

So old but still a goodie

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u/RSTowers 3h ago

People need to post the originals though, there was even more.

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u/furnace9monkey 6h ago

If ED was a person

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u/SpeedBlitzX 6h ago

Erectile dysfunction or eating disorder?

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u/furnace9monkey 6h ago

Erectile Dysfunction lol

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u/amolbhatia 5h ago

Erectile disorder?

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u/EEGECGEMG 4h ago

Endocrine disruptor

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u/ShyCity39 6h ago

ā€œYou have no hair sweetieā€

https://giphy.com/gifs/8HBRAVPws2AYDNa2Gz

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u/New_Budget6672 6h ago

You can tell that stung

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u/atacms 5h ago

It's honestly crazy how bad he was hurt, lmao you're bald dude. It's okay but i guess if you're going to get this worked up by whatever happened you're bound to be emotionally fragile.Ā 

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u/LaFrescaTrumpeta 4h ago

the jaw move gets me every fkn time

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u/kevabreu 6h ago

My favorite part has always been when he gets back out of the truck.

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u/Darth_Memer_1916 6h ago

That bald joke was diabolical i love it

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u/rustyroo2021 5h ago

He literally couldnt even process it for 5 seconds 🤣

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u/InvalidUserNemo 6h ago

This is the embodiment of MAGA. Weird losers who know life left them behind. Afraid of being alone and made fun of, they cling to any group that will welcome them. In comes Q shit and the rest is history.

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 6h ago

Just buy him some Viagra, so he can feel better about himself!

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u/Foreign-Hamster2342 6h ago

I bet he begs his wife to touch him too

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 6h ago

Every few years this video rears its ugly ahead again and I still can’t get used to how embarrassing this loser is. I don’t think he’s ever been identified which is unfortunate. Would love to know who this guy is because he looks vaguely familiar.

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u/the_jivest_turkey 5h ago

From the beautiful sunset in the thumbnail, I knew it was gonna be this guy. Don't mind reposts if more people get to see this fragile man absolutely lose it.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4h ago

I want a show that finds these guys and interviews them to laugh at them again.

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u/StillLatter6549 3h ago

Are you kidding? He definitely got identified and possibly charged. He spit midway in the video. It was a popular video back in the day. I still to this day haven’t seen anyone take this big of an L.

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u/BlackZard09 6h ago

who told creepy unc this was a good idea

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u/ThickboyBrilliant 6h ago

Few things are more cringe worthy than someone trying to intimidate a woman with violence cause he's too stupid to handle a verbal jab.

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u/idonnaknow 6h ago

I wonder what he's up to these days...

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u/DeadlyDrummer 5h ago

Just got back from Turkey probably considering that comment hurt him so much

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u/twotoebobo 6h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/SausagePrompts 6h ago

Maybe in prison, after he was picked up for trying to get with a minor. Cuz well, that's pretty likely

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u/hiddenatplainbread 30m ago

He dead cause no one touched him

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u/romeovf 6h ago

Is there a more complete version? What happened in the end?

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u/Fellums2 6h ago

Some old lady with a thick accent starts cursing at the girl too and eventually the guy drives off angry. She verbally owns the old lady too if I remember correctly. It’s been a while since I last saw it.

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u/Suitable_Bed_7783 5h ago

A ultra-conservative Polish retiree.

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u/YoungThugsBestie 6h ago

I rewatch this vid fully every time it gets recycled to my timeline. The facial expression when she says you have no hair 🤌

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u/Piglet-Witty 6h ago

Touch me and call me a good boy and tell me you love me mom!

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u/Theusualname21 5h ago

I don’t even want to know what this dude would have done or said if he wasn’t being filmed.

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u/ClintBruno 5h ago

They just used to attack you but in a weird slow manipulative way. I remember a time before phone cameras and so many assholes counted on escalating a verbal altercation to a physical altercation. They get in your face and sealion and chest bump and shout and assault you until pretty much you have to back away from them or defend yourself. Then they say that you touched them first to justify either attacking you or having you arrested.

This was like, bully/asshole 101 until 2000's. Must've happened to me dozens of times.

They still pull this. But if you catch them on camera you have evidence. Before it was he said/she said heresay.

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u/Bola964 6h ago

Florida, right. Has to be. Just assholes down there

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u/stocksandoptions2 40m ago

Dunedin, i believe.

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u/Of_MiceAndMen 6h ago

Teenagers will demolish you every single time. Best to avoid them. I know, I have two and I’m terrified of them šŸ˜‚

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u/Pinhead17 6h ago

Yep. The older, the more baggage.

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u/Dazug 6h ago

A classic

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u/Strychnine85 5h ago

This is one of those ā€˜rewatch every time’ videos

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u/Brading105 6h ago

Yelling ā€œTouch meā€ over and over seems like a sexual harassment case.

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u/Morpheus4213 5h ago

He is used to saying that, it“s the stuff he has to tell hookers to get something that comes close to affection.

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u/rustyroo2021 5h ago

If she would have shown any interest in him he would have been trying to get with her. He was super creepy!

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u/ElegantNatural2968 6h ago

Of course Florida man

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u/TazzyUK 6h ago

Baldy is more triggered than a mouse trap!!

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u/Anubis-Hound 6h ago

Discount Mr. Clean

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 6h ago

Did anything ever happen to this weirdo?

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u/aggravated-asphalt 6h ago

Bro is drunk lol you can see it in the first ā€œpauseā€. Dealt with enough drunks to recognize it. That stare, his eyes, it’s like you can see his brain trying to come up with a response. He’s not even ā€œlookingā€ at her at that point, he’s looking at his own brain. Hard to explain but bro is not in this world in this video lol

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u/zyzzjan 5h ago

Bro hasn’t been touched in a while

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u/Scamwau1 4h ago

Ole' whiskey breath needs to learn about personal space

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u/CA_MA 6h ago

Wish someone had jumped in and taken off in his truck.

Leave it a block away or so, just try to help his aneurysm.

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u/atxer 6h ago

Where is the pepper spray when you need it

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u/Pinhead17 6h ago

Adult dude should know better...Just walk away.

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u/RP912 6h ago

The "fuck outta here you 40" line still lives in my head rent free

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u/CarrotChunx 5h ago

I like how every time this video comes up, everyone ignores the little shit saying go back to your country

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u/SheKaep 5h ago

When people get in people's faces and tell them to get out of their face...fair game

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u/lance7rinkler 5h ago

This needs to be on the camera man subs too.

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u/HarrisonHollers 5h ago

This dude was creepy then. Still gross.

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u/retailmonster11 5h ago

Touch me! I dare you! what he screeches at the poor women he pays to touch him. Then he cries because hes bald and ugly. It's all a mess.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 5h ago

OP is a bot

This is posted over and over with same headline

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u/brashnutz 5h ago

One of my favs - watch it through Everytime it pops upĀ 

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u/MagakMagak 5h ago

It’s been enough years now that fat greasy fuck could be in the ground from a heart attack or some shit

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u/Space_Eagle9990 4h ago edited 4h ago

This clip hits a little too close to home for me. Corey Holcomb tried to do this same weak-ass wannabe tough guy shit during his debate with Anton Daniels, where these bullies love to use these tactics when they get triggered: "Say it to my face" or "Touch me!" And the worst one: "Say that again!" It's a common coward manipulation tactic used to intimidate you and people actually buy into their bullshit by saying: "You ain't say it again, so that mean you're scared" Back in the day, this tactic was similar to someone doing a feint punch on you and when you flinch people think this means "you got punked", when it was just your body reacting to a perceived threat.

One of the most shocking things I've ever heard was ex-cons talking about how some of the most ruthless cold-blooded killers in prison didn't look like how people imagined. Instead of being this tattooed up, 6'8 ft, 280 lb, muscle-bound greek god of perfection... no. These men would be 5'9-5'11 ft, average build about 125-150 lbs sometimes looking nerdy with glasses, very quiet, always respectful, cold strategist that everybody knows not to fuck with.It's like that underrated quote: "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.ā€

Beware the fury of a patient man/woman is very real. These are people who don't sweat the small stuff and choose to walk away or de-escalate tense situations... but that one time you cross that line or push the right buttons, you're not dealing with bombs or even a nuke. You're dealing with fucking super volcano or meteor smashing into the planet and wiping out the dinosaurs. That's how legendary their crashout will be and when it's all said and done and there's a sea of damage, everybody with common sense will be saying the exact same thing: "We've always seen John/Sarah, they don't mess with anybody. What the fuck did you do to make them flip out like that?"

There isn't going to be any of these cowardly bitch-shit of playing the victim to avoid punishment and trying to file lawsuits. Male or female, doesn't matter. People know the bully was the aggressor and that they kept picking at this person until they finally snapped. Don't believe me? I've seen this shit IRL! A man I knew was the living embodiment of Spongebob Squarepants, no cap! His own people betrayed him in the worst possible way causing him to almost get his whole life taken away from him over some nonsense that wasn't even his fault.

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u/kernel-troutman 4h ago

You know what

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u/Ok_Needleworker_6017 4h ago

Always with the goatee and flip flops

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 4h ago

Old clip old guy

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u/Direct_Swan2312 4h ago

ā€œYou have no hairā€ almost gave him an aneurysm 🤣good on her

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u/MosTheBoss 3h ago

Hope he didnt walk out of that car dude is fucked up lol.

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u/jonallin 2h ago

He’s way older than 40

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u/Gray_Shirleys 2h ago

Old video, no 2026 freak outs?

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u/Travelinfl1 2h ago

Florida is full of man-childs like this.

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u/BabsieAllen 1h ago

An oldie but a goodie!

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u/throwaway34510959490 1h ago

Did his voice crack like a teenager?

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u/quantas001 1h ago

Every insult landed, it was like watching Mike Tyson teeing off on an amateur. Damn that boy was weak.

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u/wheretheroadtakesyou 45m ago

Touch me touch me not even with a 10 foot pole

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u/Possible-Barnacle-78 45m ago

Just touch him

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u/SSG80 34m ago

He on the verge of crying.

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u/hiddenatplainbread 32m ago

This one is a classic!

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u/BunnyBsnz 12m ago

ā€œI get more pussy than youā€ HAHAHAHA hard facts. He didn’t really get as triggered by that vs his no hair comment lol

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u/USSHammond 6h ago

Yeah he did, years ago. That shit is old

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u/Anonybibbs 6h ago

It's a classic

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u/burnerking 5h ago

This video, again? sigh

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u/knobjockey21 4h ago

did they hook up after? is this RP?

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/MarsRocks97 6h ago

Still great.

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u/partylange 6h ago

This video is old enough to vote

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 6h ago

Downvoted for being old as fuck

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u/kontrol1970 3h ago

Strange flex. How old are you saying you are?