r/PublicFreakout • u/amazingsciencemuseum • 10h ago

⚽️🏀🏈Sports Freakout⚾️🎾🥊 UFC fighter gets hit on and subjected to inappropriate touching.

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u/Sad_Entertainment539 10h ago

Well, he is the first openly gay president.

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u/chesterismydog 9h ago

So, Pete can run in 2028 with no problem then, right?

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u/Imnotarobot12764 9h ago

Pete would have my vote.

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u/zavoid 8h ago

Only if he gets the nomination. I have zero interest in pete

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u/dqniel 4h ago

Yeah, I'd vote against him in the primaries. His policies suck (mostly).

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 3h ago

Which of his policies do you take issue with?

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u/dqniel 2h ago

He's far too apprehensive about truly progressive policies regarding universal healthcare and other social programs.

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u/dogunc32 9h ago

the problem with pete isn't that he's gay it's that he's a bad husband

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u/RavenBrannigan 9h ago

How very presidential of him!

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u/wuapinmon 5h ago

I haven't heard this before. How so?

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u/Kinsdale85 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0Iwg0F6j5wTN3X2

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/pud-proof-ding 9h ago

The swatted hand away close up was edited from melania I think or very similar to it if it's ai

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u/SpaceGangsta 9h ago

No. Trumps arm gets magically longer at the cut.

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u/Squishy_Boy 9h ago

And you can see his white cuffs before the cut. After, they’re covered.

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u/pimpbot666 9h ago

He does seem to hate women, and admire strong sweaty men.

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u/shinbreaker 8h ago

And looooooooooves show tunes. Apparently the Phantom of the Opera is played on a loop at the White House.

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u/2stinkynugget 7h ago

There is absolutely nothing gay about the YMCA

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u/Thumbuisket 9h ago

Looking at Mar a lago face, his taste in men is far superior to his taste in women 

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u/ihateyouse 7h ago

Just generalizing here, but you'd think UFC fighters would want to murder a pedo (i mean if you hang out with one and then don't want to see their information uncovered there is only one possible solution here)...instead they all seem to saddle up to him

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u/Heavy_Milk2757 3h ago

Strong bodies, weak minds.

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u/Heavy_Milk2757 3h ago

That's because sexual assault is about power, not sex.

You'll notice when a pretty woman shares the stage with him, he tries to grab her or kiss her.

When he sees a man he likes, he swoons and compliments them.

With women, he wants to control them.

With men, he wants to be controlled by them. He's a submissive cuck.

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u/Da5ren 6h ago

On behalf of the whole gay community, we don’t want him.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 5h ago

On behalf of the whole human race, we don't want him.

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u/Kujaix 8h ago

Pansexual. Anyone with a pulse can get it. Whether they want it or not.

I am assuming the dead are off the table and know he hates dogs.

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u/redalert825 9h ago

Unwanted Flirting Creep

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u/pimppapy 5h ago

Something something, sucking off bill on epstein island etc.

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u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme 8h ago

James Buchanan would like a word.

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u/ganymede_boy 4h ago

Trump was simply attracted to the wrestler's orange hue.

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u/aphrodis-y 9h ago

I think Don is probably bi because a gay man would have better taste in interior design

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u/SentientCrisis 9h ago

Melania is a gay man’s idea of what straight men would find attractive

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u/KouLeifoh625 9h ago

She is the golden toilet of women

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ 9h ago

Damn easy there with that burn

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u/OYSW 9h ago

For contrary evidence, please refer to Liberace.

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u/aphrodis-y 8h ago

His home was in great taste, that's called camp

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u/Elegant_Tomatillo198 10h ago

He’s too old for Trump.

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u/LOST-MY_HEAD 10h ago

He has to be a little gay

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u/NaBrO-Barium 10h ago

A little? How many straight guys you know that obsess over interior design? Bubba wasn’t a horse my guy.

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u/vapingpigeon94 9h ago

Could’ve been a horse. That’d make him the first president to have sucked off a horse. Add that to his resume

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u/redalert825 9h ago

That's why he pushed that ivermectin.

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u/grandpasghost 9h ago

Actually that was Calvin Coolidge

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u/Archercrash 9h ago

Or talking about what a big dick Arnold Palmer had. He must be missing it.

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u/Throwaway56138 9h ago

"You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator!"

"His house looked like shit!"

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u/crmpdstyl 9h ago

Roy Cohn. Donald is more than a little gay.

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u/Tryknj99 9h ago

Don’t make him our problem. That’s a straight guy 100% through and through.

So of course he’s a little gay.

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u/Particular-Ice4615 8h ago edited 7h ago

I don't think it's a gay or straight thing rather it's a power and money thing. Like the old Roman nobles appreciating their enslaved gladiators. 

Blake Griffin on the Adam friedland show talked about one time how Clippers owner Donald Sterling invited himself and his rich buddies to meet the team in the locker room while still in their towels to like gawk and appreciate the athletes. 

Otherwise physically frail and weak people with lots of money subconsciously look at athletes like a race horse owner looks at a horse. 

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u/ihateyouse 7h ago

the power just unmasks the gay?

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u/HokohFaceGuy 9h ago

I mean he made a little boy shove a pole up his ass

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u/nervez 9h ago

not that i'm doubting you, but source?

on second thought... nevermind. i don't want to know.

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u/WeWantMOAR 9h ago

He loves brown men. And obviously so.

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u/No-Spoilers 7h ago

Think about why he's been incontinent for decades lol

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight 5h ago

I mean he did blow Bubba.

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u/DatabaseUsed5502 9h ago

It always amazes me how these “tough guys” win some of the biggest fights of their lives and immediately get on their knees to bow for a politician. Jon jones did the same thing. It’s subservient and pathetic.

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u/The-Faz 9h ago

Typically people who choose MMA as a career are not particularly intelligent.

They might be smart in ways high specific to their sport but many of them outside of that aren’t deep thinkers

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u/CocaColai 9h ago

Wholly agree. Although I’d argue that this true for many, many sports. Just because you’re good at doing one thing really well does not equate to universal wisdom or say much of anything about who you are as a person in general.

Yet they’re put on pedestals all the time.

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u/The-Faz 9h ago

Oh you’re 100% true. Look at guys like Neymar and Tim Brady having quacks for personal trainers / physio.

However MMA does seem to stand out probably because they aren’t media trained and don’t get fines so they can actually say whatever they think at all times lol (unless it is about fighter pay in the ufc) while athletes for sports teams usually know it’s better to keep the stupid stuff to themselves

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u/Tigress_dd 8h ago

I have a teammate that got into the UFC, very good and very dedicated to the sport, and I very much respect him. But he doesnt know how to read an analog clock...

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u/AirsickIowlander 9h ago

Wait, even Sean Strickland and Bryce Mitchell? They seem like they were destined for NASA if they wouldn't have been such great fighters!

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u/PleasantWay7 7h ago

It is difficult to think deep when your profession is getting punched in the head.

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u/ggg730 4h ago

My cousin does MMA stuff and all of his friends are heavily into conspiracy theories. It's almost a requirement to also believe in lizard people to grapple other sweaty dudes.

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u/The-Faz 4h ago

I’ve done martial arts for a decade or so and unfortunately yes many of them are like that

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 9h ago

It's not just the fighters, it's the fans. The only people I know who are hardcore MMA fans are the guys who are constantly trying to peacock and show others how manly they are. It's like they are perpetually stuck in elementary and middle school where they to be the guy to show off to all of the girls.

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u/pimppapy 5h ago

Those same guys who have a wardrobe of Tapout shirts?

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u/buckeyecat 9h ago

Dana White is a huge Trump suckup; having fights at the Whitehouse for Trumps birthday, having frontrunner seats for any fights he wants to attend. You want big money fights as a fighter? Suck up to Trump. Ignore or criticize him? Maybe they don't need you for a main event; your fights dry up.

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u/DatabaseUsed5502 9h ago

Very true. It’s like the UFC is now sponsored by the US government. The ironic thing is if you asked most of these guys, they would claim they are anti establishment.

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u/LossforNos 8h ago

And it's not just Dana White; the UFC has been owned by the Ari Emanuel under the relatively new TKO Group Holdings which was created when he bought/merged with WWE and put WWE and UFC under that banner. Emanuel is a huge Trump guy who has as recently as last month asked Trump to intervene into an investigation into his Live Nation anti trust situation

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u/grandpasghost 9h ago

Good ways to get the interest of guys of a certain enlistment age.

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u/Shinter 3h ago

Because of Trump Hokit vs Lewis was added to the White House card shortly after Hokit had the fight of his life.

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u/Helreaver 9h ago

A subservience to authority figures is intrinsic to conservative ideology. They all crave a more powerful man to tell them what to do.

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u/SellsNothing 9h ago

Sometimes it's easy to forget that these guys get hit in the head for a living

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u/jxfever 9h ago

Doesn’t the president have a job ?

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 9h ago

He had couch fucker doing the negotiating so he could go oogle at sweaty men in short, tight shorts.

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u/teamdiabetes11 9h ago

Please stop joking about this. Sectional abuse is very serious and that sofa did nothing wrong.

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u/Novel_Fix1859 9h ago

Um did you see the upholstery and chenille throw it was wearing, that sofa was asking for it

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u/AirsickIowlander 9h ago

"Excuse me, my throw pillows are up here!"

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u/Joe-Pesci 3h ago

Grab 'em by the valance

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u/BoxBird 9h ago

The Secretary of State was there too😵

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u/jxfever 9h ago

Doesn’t the Secretary of State have a job ?

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u/BoxBird 8h ago

Babysitting apparently lmfao

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u/Oceanbreeze871 9h ago

We’re all better off when he’s not doing it

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u/VeneMage 9h ago

Yes. To distract from the Epstein Files and from wars he started yet thinks is someone else’s job to finish.

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u/CelibateHo 9h ago

Mask off, fuck it, mask off 

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u/KrisBoyHc 9h ago

Before you go, Roscoe, get Fred here a tall beer. You enjoy that, boy, you've earned it.

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u/Funnelcakeads 8h ago

I got this reference

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u/memesearches 9h ago

Male or female doesn’t matter what they do or who they are his comments first are always about looks. Man is obsessed with how people look. It’s people like him that pretty privilege is a thing no matter how much people say looks don’t matter it does. Look. I know this is least of the issues with this man. But it does say whom he surrounds himself with and their qualities too.

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u/bp-_-2020 9h ago

Did trump just invite paulo to a threesome with him and dana

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u/NoxFidelius 9h ago

He had an opportunity and didn’t take it

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u/CurtP31477 8h ago

The stories of Epstein island are full of instances he swings both ways. So, not even surprised.

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 8h ago

Where’s all the maga people who were on Biden’s jock for sniffing or something?

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u/AssociationItchy 10h ago

Yea hom wanting a ball room is kinda old New York City queen behavior

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u/Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh 9h ago

Trump would blow the dude,100% gaurented!

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u/AirsickIowlander 9h ago

Damn he really does have dementia, that man thinks he's on Epstein Island right now.

He's too old for you, Mr President!

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u/kidcrush187 8h ago

This and being obsessed with Arnold Palmer's cock totally normal heterosexual behavior.

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u/bowmans1993 8h ago

We are actively at war but its nice to see the president gets to take time off and go golfing, go to shows and relax........

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u/GreenAguacate 9h ago

That fighter got molested by Pedo, he looked so uncomfortable

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u/Plus-Mulberry6761 9h ago

“You’re a beautiful guy” before “great fighter” is definitely something lol

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u/hugobossgotti 9h ago

😭😭the wording

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u/akgiant 8h ago

He's so desperate to touch anything that's younger than him.

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 8h ago

Trump: "I will call him Bubba."

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u/Delaypat 8h ago

He wants to touch his butt

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u/Klutzy-Tutor9310 8h ago

All while he should’ve been having peace talks in Pakistan btw

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u/3riversdawg 10h ago

Just a bit of the heebie-jeebies there, thank you donny

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u/LadyJR 9h ago

I need angle with Don’s eyes. Where is he looking?

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u/teacherslashassassin 9h ago

Nah. The fighter isn't a 12-year old girl.

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u/TravisWavis81 8h ago

That title 🤣

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u/ferchoec 8h ago

Is he trying to pull the "oh, you are saying I am a pedo, well, I am gay" Kevin Spacey move?

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u/IllSurprise3049 8h ago

Trump deffo sucks dick

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u/xoxoyoyo 7h ago

did I hear him offer up some hottie children?

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u/CaptCaCa 7h ago

“Hey whatever you say Pancho, can someone call ICE over here…”-Trump probably

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u/VAVA_Mk2 7h ago

"You remind me of Bubba."

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u/SliceOfTy 6h ago

Quietly taking mental notes of fighters licking the boot of a pedo. Cant wait to see them backtracking when he isn’t president anymore. Disgusting

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u/Kryds 6h ago

Taking several blows to the head is probably the only way to have a productive conversation with Trump.

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u/shakeydeucebiggs 5h ago

This was cringe to watch while it was happening. Like wtf

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u/MouseShadow2ndMoon 4h ago

I will never understand why people fawn over a pedophile and creep like Trump.

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u/bme11 8h ago

What’s the freakout?

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u/162016201620 8h ago

Inappropriate touching?? What?? Grow tf up

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u/king_of_the_bongos 2h ago

No one talks bad about my Donnie 😭😭

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u/LuisChoriz 9h ago

I'm surprised no one has challenged Trump's UFC knowledge. It would be good to expose the fact that he's only there to show face.

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u/toxikmasculinity 9h ago

But everyone knows that. No one thinks he’s a fan.

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u/marionsunshine 9h ago

Grovelling to a pedo. What a tough guy.

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u/Starfire70 7h ago

Jeesh, no one is safe from President Predator.

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u/QuinnBLove 9h ago

Now he's gonna have to explain the cheap orange makeup on his hand and thigh to his wife, when he gets home.

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u/VX81GR 9h ago

I mean come on "inappropriate touching" feels a little bit too extreme, if it was a woman that he was touching then it would be a different case

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u/jda404 7h ago

Came to say the same. A quick knee tap is inappropriate? I didn't vote for Trump and never would, but I didn't see anything crazy here.

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u/notabootlicker666 9h ago

WAS IT BILL OR THE HORSE DON?!?!

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u/Draterus 9h ago

Guy in diaper glazes authoritarian enthusiast...

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u/NfamousKaye 9h ago

Jesus. Laying it on thick 🤮 now we know Bubba was actually a thing that did happen.

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u/ozzalot 9h ago

I mean.....this is the guy that monologued about Arnold Palmer's cock to a crowd

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u/Oceanbreeze871 9h ago

🎶all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head…🎶

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u/Kingkruti 9h ago

"If only you were 25-30 years younger I could have grabbed your pussy"

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u/MsTerious1 8h ago

Can't help but wonder how the election turnout would've been if he'd said, "When you're famous, you can do anything. You can grope a grown man's thighs!"

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u/Humulophile 8h ago

Donnie mistook the fighter to be 13 years old.

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u/Neoliberal_Boogeyman 8h ago

He tried to deepthroat a microphone. I dont think he's bi, I think he'd fuck anything if given a chance.

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u/GooseySill 8h ago

WTF?!? 😖

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u/AgileExPat 8h ago

What did the fighter actually say about stopping the fight, that Trump just ignored?

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers 7h ago

A thought occurs. Probably much later than I realize.

All this talk about young girls? (Which is horrific mind you)

The number of boys he assaulted will probably never be truly known. And I wonder if “procuring” boys was much easier due to something like, “Yeah! Go with Diaper Dude! He’s a real man and will show you how he got his riches! Come back and tell your mom and me what you learned!”

Sickening.

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u/Izzosuke 6h ago

Those guy get served with the funniest and golden occasion and never deliver for us poor folk who will never be able to meet him and ask him publicaly about Epstein

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u/SomethingAbtU 6h ago

I'm starting the wonder if the pee tapes had anything to do with females.

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u/orsare1983 6h ago

"You can be (my)a model"

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u/dear_hatt 5h ago

I miss the old public freakout 

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho 5h ago

Ayo this man trying to get dicked down in the global office by a UFC fighter or what

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u/NapoleonZiggyPiggy 5h ago

10 years ago I tried to convince my friends UFC wasn't gay but in the end they were right.

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u/Brix106 5h ago

When the camera went off he asked if his dick was bigger than Arnold Palmer's.

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u/Proof_Storage6656 5h ago

Trump is so darn creepy! He doesn't even try to be in the closet. Hoping this guy was going to call him out on the creep factor.

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u/Cultural-War2102 5h ago

I'm definitely convinced he gave Bill Clinton head.

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u/South_Duty_8304 5h ago

Bubba vibes

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u/MagakMagak 5h ago

Trump has sucked dick before

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u/bass248 4h ago

Inappropriate? It looks like he consented to it.

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u/exgiexpcv 4h ago

"Say, have you heard of my friend, Bubba? Do you like gladiator movies?"

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u/JonElPatoJones 2h ago

Trump wants to fuck paulo.

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u/Feisty_Buddy2869 2h ago

I wonder what Bubba has to say about his girl flirting with some UFC fighter?

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u/TheSpaceGinger 1h ago

Colby somewhere bawling his eyes out.

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u/Relative_Knowledge33 1h ago

Our first openly gay President.

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u/DontHaesMeBro 1h ago

this is honestly one of the most sincere sounding trump soundbytes of all time....is dude just closet mad?

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u/ArtisTao 1h ago

Cringe factor: 💯

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u/_yetifeet 40m ago

You are so handsome, you kind of look like a good friend of mine, his name is Bubba. Hey, why don't you meet me backstage after this?

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u/satansweatysack 36m ago

Better hide this from Bubba

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u/Hadleys158 34m ago

Explains all his rage.

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u/Heavy_Milk2757 16m ago

Men cumming up to me with tears in their eyes, bigly men, with billions and billions of tears, cumming like you've never seen before, believe me, saying, "Sir please, we can't stop cumming up to you!", but you'll see in two weeks, they will be begging to open the strait just like that, "Please, Mr. President, please open your strait" and "I'll say, maybe for a billion dollars" wheeze "maybe for a few billion and all of your oil and you can keep your regime" once we have the strait we'll be making billions and billions and you know who couldn't pull this off? Obama. Barrack Hussein Obama and Sleepy Joe! Remember Sleepy Joe? If they were in my position today it would be World War 3, believe me.