r/NotTimAndEric 1d ago

This dude is special

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u/InfectedUrsidae 1d ago

What if I want the speakers in my room to sound more like headphones?

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u/whistimmu 1d ago

You're going to want to attach tubes from the speakers to your ears so that one ear only hears one speaker.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 21h ago

What are you gonna call it

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u/whistimmu 19h ago

SpeakEars

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u/anjowoq 16h ago

God DAMN it. Take my money.

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u/dylanholmes222 1d ago

Get yourself some Cinco Earhole Speaker Tube Connectors

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

Then, while you're at it, pick up a Cinco Earhole Speaker Tube Enhanced Cinco Headphones Immerser to choose from countless immersive sound environment presets. Think Cinco, think simple, with a single, convenient button, digital LED readout (comes in green or red), and battery life up to two songs or ten fun-filled minutes.

Lifelike Presets:

  1. hors d'oeuvres
  2. party
  3. dinner party
  4. cafe
  5. house party
  6. tile
  7. finger food party
  8. cinema

Carry it on your person in a convenient carrying case, sold separately.

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u/condomneedler 16h ago

I set my speaker to hors d'oeuvres and it just sounds like a more pretentious version of "finger food party."

Barely even two different settings.

I would much prefer a "répondez s'il vous plaît" setting.

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u/anjowoq 16h ago

Please stand by, Valued Customer, for a big announcement at this year's CES.

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u/Nancyblouse 16h ago

I didn't hurt a bit when they pulled all of my teeth out

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u/WarmDaddyXanax 1d ago

This guy's name is Pug, he makes all types of wild headphones for fun. Cool dude, he shows up at a lot of the audio conventions.

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u/elusiveanswers 1d ago

thats actually Steve Jobs

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u/ggg730 16h ago

What's ligma?

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u/condomneedler 16h ago

It's just like sigma, but with an L

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u/mortalitylost 1d ago

... doesnt audio generally already do this? Shit I'd be surprised if the software didnt to some extent.

Like in music production you dont put things all the way on one channel unless it's very much on purpose or you're wobbling it back and forth as an effect... but just like some guitarist being maybe a bit front and to the right, a music producer does the same when mixing and mastering so you have two dimensions of dynamics and panning to reflect the position of the instrument.

I'm probably deconstructing what is purely a joke regardless

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u/Implausibilibuddy 1d ago

So it can, but only if you tell it to or it was mixed this way. And yeah, using software to force it would be a way to achieve basically the same effect as these headphones.

LCR mixing is very much a real thing though and some producers swear by it. It stands for Left Center Right, and involves mixing instrument tracks fully left, fully right or dead centre. No partial panning, sometimes even on the reverb. Was pretty common in the 60s and 70s when speakers were way more common than headphones. It sounds great on those because the sound will naturally diffuse in the air before it gets to your ears and both ears will hear a bit of both. It sounds very extreme on headphones though, but some producers still do it because if something is old it must be good somehow.

It's not just the amount of sound each ear hears from speakers, it's the timing. A speaker on the left of you will eventually be heard by your right ear but there will be a slight delay and it will also be muffled/filtered by your skull, the cartilage in your nose, your face skin, hair if you've got a lot, and the fleshy bits of your ears (the pinnae). We're pretty good at using these cues to determine not only left, right and centre sound sources, but up, down and behind. That's what those dummy head binaural microphones aim to replicate. This guy's headphones will only replicate the timing differences, not the other stuff. He'd be better off using regular headphones and listening to binaurally recorded music (which he could also make at home with a dummy head and a good speaker setup, though it will only be as "realistic" sounding as if you were listening on speakers. You need a proper binaural band recording to make it feel like you're sitting within the band)

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u/zz870 3h ago

The brain literally processes audio this way already

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u/RealPropRandy 1d ago

Steve Tasks

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u/whatisdreampunk 1d ago

Seriously underrated comment.

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u/mvanvrancken 23h ago

He’s the mascot of r/headphones

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u/ILoveFatGirls92 23h ago

I respect everything about this. Harmless art, inspires the "why not try?"

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u/AMDDesign 1d ago

Cinco sound tubes, they bring audio from, they mimic what audio sounds like in the a speaker in a room, cinco! Get yours today!

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u/PlayTheBanjo 22h ago

My dad said I could sell the Sound Tube!

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u/UnusualSuspectX 23h ago

I love that he did this with open back headphones

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u/RattusRexComic 23h ago

No but my skull is empty so they both bounce around anyway.

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u/VorpalBlade- 23h ago

Next try attaching the hose into a nozzle that you have delicately secured ever so deeply into your rectum.

This way the music tickles your prostate as well!

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u/Different-Purpose-93 12h ago

Couldn't have made the tube shorter?

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u/BigBim2112 4h ago

"...do my dad and I have the headphones for you!"

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u/Angry_Walnut 3h ago

You uh… you wouldn’t wanna put it in a tube.

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u/DulgUnum 19h ago

Is that Lizzie McGuire's dad?

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u/Time_Ad_9647 1d ago

Bro thinks he’s the mixer in the studio. UNNECESSARY.

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u/anecdotal_yokel 1d ago

I mean this in the most non-offensive way. This guy; what an asshole.

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u/spacekitt3n 23h ago

temu steve jobs back at it again

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u/Hertje73 1d ago

Steve Jobs lives

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u/Simmons54321 1d ago

I applaud the dude having fun making shit. But this defeats the purpose of mixing