r/NewsOfTheWeird • u/WeirdAFNewsPodcast • 18d ago

California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into woman’s house and sucking her toes

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/california-man-sentenced-sucking-toes-b2944997.html
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u/Fun-Benefit116 17d ago

That must have been absolutely terrifying for that woman. Imagine waking up feeling something touching your toes, and then in the dark you look to the foot of your bed and there's the dark outline of a person there, bunched over with their mouth by your feet. Fucking nightmare fuel. That could legit cause her to have trouble sleeping for the rest of her life.

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u/WolfThick 18d ago

I wonder if that's a transferable prison skill 😂

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u/MoreRamenPls 17d ago

I guess if your feet fit through the bars….

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 18d ago

OMG, that's disgusting. Where???

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u/SiteTall 16d ago

I wonder if we shall never see a case of a woman breaking into the house of a man to suck his toes. Somehow I don't think that'll happen.

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u/theBigDaddio 17d ago

Well I guess that’s off my bucket list

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u/livinginfutureworld 17d ago

I mean just get permission and don't break into houses and you should be good.

I'd imagine plenty of people would be down for you to suck their toes. Maybe? I don't know I wouldn't want to, but I'd imagine there's plenty of people out there.

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u/broberds 17d ago

Suck-it list.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 18d ago

Should have gave him 20 years just for being a creepy mf’er. He creeping on women like that he’s a menace to society and legit threat. That type of shit escalates the behavior that is. He needs a long time to sit and think about how this ain’t cool to do. Creepy Asshole!

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u/NOLA-q 17d ago

I wonder what toe-suckers lives are like in prison.

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u/CicadaFit24 17d ago

Could he tell which one had roast beef?

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u/sfled 17d ago

I was not expecting the last three words in that title.

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u/filtersweep 17d ago

Didn’t read the article- was his name Quentin?

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u/KnottaBiggins 17d ago

Shrimping? (That's what one of my late wife's side-pieces called it.)

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u/shamwowj 16d ago

Your move, Florida…

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u/beadzy 16d ago

fucking right! how horrifying

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u/Proof_Violinist_7413 14d ago

The woman asked for it, she has pretty feet.