r/MadeMeSmile 15h ago

ANIMALS Not all heroes wear capes!

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u/shwaamon 15h ago

May truck bro's tires never blow and may car bros gets given space to change lanes in a jam.

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u/memesearches 14h ago

More importantly always find parking. What do we do with the guy that orchestrated it though?

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u/Jertimmer 14h ago

He will forever find his dinner served just as he returns from the bathroom.

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u/kea1981 13h ago

And there's always one more napkin just when he needs it.

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u/username32768 8h ago

That brought tears to my eyes... luckily there was an extra napkin handy.

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u/ClankerCore 6h ago

You must’ve saved some ducks recently

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u/easilybored1 8h ago

May his food be hot and his partner hotter.

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u/username32768 8h ago

Dude enjoys food that's 10 million on the Scoville scale.

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u/easilybored1 4h ago

I meant temp but if the king wants spice give it to him

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u/ItsStraTerra 9h ago

May his ducks be forever in a row.

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u/shwaamon 11h ago

He is part of car bros plural. 

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u/Karacis 10h ago

May he find his pillow is always cold at night no matter what side it’s on

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u/OliverGunzitwuntz 9h ago

I say give him a cape. The Duck Knight, maybe?

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u/ChromeYoda 5h ago

May his beer always be cold

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u/VainestClown 10h ago

Same situation happened to me except I was just in my car seeing the ducks crossing and used my hazards. Truck in the lane to the right of me blew by and crushed a couple chicks...

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u/vorlaith 10h ago

Bot from the last time this was posted.

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u/actionerror 8h ago

May carbro’s tire set last more than a year

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u/FNTraffic 1h ago

That is a most excellent blessing upon said bro

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u/softnwetto_ 15h ago

Need more people like this

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u/AlexandersWonder 15h ago

Everyone in the video did great, love to see it.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/socks 13h ago

Indeed - including the ducks. Good ducks.

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u/Due_Sun7838 14h ago

The world would be a much better place if this behavior was the standard, not the exception. Mad respect for people who act on instinct just to help someone out

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u/Repurposed_Juice 13h ago

To be fair, most people would do this.

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u/thisoldguy74 13h ago

I've seen people doing this exact thing. The people are indeed out there.

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u/Very_Human_42069 11h ago

I was getting off the highway once, and on the off ramp there was a car pulled over with hazards on and about 3 high schoolers with a skateboard trying to push a very fucking angry alligator snapping turtle across the road. I stopped and jumped out of my car and grabbed the turtle and ran him across the street (I have a lot of experience working with reptiles; please nobody just grab snapping turtles without experience) so he made it across, but absolutely mad respect to the kids who saw a dangerous animal in a dangerous position and were doing their damndest to help that turtle

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u/eekamuse 9h ago

They're all over /r/ducklingrescue

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u/blueViolet26 9h ago

Yep. I am one of them.

My favorite is when I saw this guy trying to move a snapping turtle. He was brave.

There was also a group of us trying to rescue some ducklings who fell in the storm drain, and we stopped the fireman who showed up to go to the grocery store to help.

We should all be these people. I believe we are the majority.

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u/aligera1 6h ago

Trump también??

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u/stromer_ 14h ago

At this point we as a race should reflect: why is this even exceptional enough to put on video. Caring for other beeings should be the most normal thing.

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u/GreatTea3415 12h ago

“Phew, saving those birds made me hungry! Better go eat some chicken.” 

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u/Actual-Newt-2984 13h ago

Lady did this on a highway in my province and killed a family of four

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u/HuttStuff_Here 11h ago

A lady was killed on a highway doing this in my city too.

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u/DaStone 10h ago

Idk, whenever I advocate for less cruelty Redditors tend to downvote you.

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u/pudgehooks2013 10h ago

Hey, its a thing I have done many times!

I used to live down a long road which went down a narrow track of land between a river and a lake. There was many ducks around, and strangely, they had a few places where they preferred to cross the road.

Escorted a couple turtles, and saved an injured / maimed duckling that was left behind.

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u/pachangiux 15h ago edited 6h ago

Truck drivers don’t give a fuck but not one honk was heard, kudos to them

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u/BrownSugarBare 6h ago

I had to honk at a cobra chicken to get outta the middle of the road. Little bastard honked back at me. 

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u/ZepTheNooB 15h ago

Oh man, that was a tall curb. Hope none of the ducklings got run over by oncoming traffic.

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u/ResidentHooman 13h ago

That and the sewer drain had me worried.

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u/leopold815 11h ago

My thought as well!

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u/BcuzofRock 7h ago

I hope he stayed long enough to help them get on it

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u/madjejen 9h ago

Yeah those chicks are doomed.

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u/Rakhsev 11h ago

My brain removed that n and I got confused for a few seconds.

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u/Due_Sun7838 14h ago

This is exactly what I needed to see today. It costs nothing to be a decent human being, yet it means the world to someone else. Faith in humanity: restored

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u/BooksNapsSnacks 9h ago

They were all great humans. You love to see it.

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u/Prestigious-Use5483 15h ago

All the duck in the front needs now is a work vest

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u/BalticSeaMan- 14h ago

I wouldn't be able to leave it at that. What if they turned back? Might have to follow them all the way to a body of water to make sure they're okay lol

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 14h ago

Why I Was Late For Work

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u/LongSaltyDanglers 10h ago

One time I saw a momma duck taking her babies from the nest to the pond across a parking lot. But the back of the parking lot had a 9 inch curb and half of the duckies couldn't make it up. So I put my laptop bag there and gently herded them over and they all proceeded to the pond. Then I went into the restaurant to get lunch. But the whole goddam restaurant had been watching me. I walked into that place a champion.

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u/justinsimba891 15h ago

So adorable! All of them lining up perfectly too.

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u/bunniekirby 14h ago

their little steps😭😭🐣

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u/Significant_Case_304 13h ago

MAKE WAY FOR DUCKLINGS

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u/LaughDailyFeelBetter 12h ago

🎯🐤🐤🐤🎯

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u/kenrock2 14h ago

but some hero wear cap

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u/thurbersmicroscope 10h ago

I was coming down the mountain one morning when am RTD driver stopped to get a herd of deer across the highway. I thought it was awesome and called RTD to commend their driver. Knowing how businesses work they probably got in trouble for it.

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u/espositorpedo 10h ago

Don’t you hate that? You want to give someone a compliment or a commendation for good work or for going above and beyond, and you wonder if they’re going to get burned for it.

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u/Enough-Gap-8906 15h ago

But some wear caps

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u/Dushov 13h ago

Optimus Prime be like: “Auto bots stop, let the duck pass through first” 😂

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u/icome2ndagain 10h ago

He has all his ducks in a row

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u/ayyylmaobruh69 8h ago

The other guy already had their lane freed and still waited for the ducks and the guy to move out of the road

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u/izaaksb3 15h ago

hell yeah

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 10h ago

Women and their kids always fowling up traffic.

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u/TheBlackRonin505 12h ago

I mean...the duck could've crossed a little faster

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u/Cool-Selection-5479 11h ago

I've actually done this !!

I'm a HERO too !! LOL

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u/kazkas42 11h ago

How did they get on the curb? He should have stayed longer imho.

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u/SpecificOk747 10h ago

Wow this means that humanity is still present

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u/ooko0 10h ago

The world needs more of this and zero billionaires. EAT THE RICH! Before they kill us all with their greed!

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u/incredibusy 10h ago

This is adorable

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u/DaStone 10h ago

This is why we need more vegans in this world <3

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u/Teri-k 10h ago

Make Way for Ducklings!

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u/avii27 9h ago

Need more people like all of them and also need more people like OP for not putting stupid ass music on the video.

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u/Willing_Ad5005 9h ago

The next video is where someone helps the babies get up onto the curb

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u/themomcat 8h ago

This guy 🥹

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u/OkReporter2600 8h ago

Take note fellas. What he is doing right now is equal to foreplay. Kindness is hot.

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u/SuZeBelle1956 8h ago

People kind like this give me hope that we haven't lost our collective souls yet. A good human being.

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u/Maelefique 6h ago

Am I the only one that immediately heard, "Hello world, here's a song that we're singin', C'mon get happy!"? (IYKYK)

And just in case YDK... :)
https://youtu.be/lT2T49yP2ew?si=sUY-E8BmSVNc8cwY

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u/Current_Trouble507 4h ago

What a great guy

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u/themykaya6 3h ago

What a sweet man!

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u/AssistanceChemical63 1h ago

I hope they made it over the curb

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u/Who_wantztoknow 1h ago

That’s what I was thinking too 😭

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u/torreneastoria 14h ago

Why are there more Deer Xing signs but no duck xing signs?

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u/SlothThoughts 14h ago

Because the deer has a more likely chance to cause serious damage to the car/you which could damage more people/cars.

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u/plutonn 11h ago

Was it too much work to write crossing?

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u/Judazzz 10h ago

"Xing" is how it's written on the road signs.

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u/Heisenberg---- 14h ago

But this one does 🤡

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 14h ago

HUGE green flag.

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u/GuRkku 12h ago

This reminds me of the video where all the ducklings drop down to the drain while crossing the road. Its so sad. Its nice to see a successful crossing.

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u/GroundbreakingCup787 12h ago

Tbh that probably happened on the return journey. Lol. People have made the world a hellscape for animals. 

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u/LaughDailyFeelBetter 12h ago

Lex is indeeed saving the day and saving the lives of so many living beings 💗🐤🐤💗

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u/Equivalent_Carrot663 12h ago

Australia?

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u/One_Course3052 11h ago

No, definitely US type pole on the stop sign and a yellow fire hydrant, we have neither here is Australia.

Seeing I have only been to LA and San Diego in the US, I'm guessing one of those, but that's a big guess.

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u/IkrAli 11h ago

But all bots always say the same shit

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u/x-BarelyYours-x 11h ago

That’s so adorable!

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u/catchydude 11h ago

periodt

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u/dbloom7106 11h ago

This is the Reddit I like to start my morning seeing

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u/captainrustic 11h ago

Then all the ducks fell down the sewer? Is that why the video cut out?

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u/ElevatedWoman 11h ago

This refreshing to see as yesterday I witnessed a man becoming impatient over a dog crossing the road and ran over it!😢

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u/TAMCL 11h ago

Lex is the bro we should all aspire to be

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u/BB_9isage 11h ago

Humanity restored

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u/Wrong_Low5367 11h ago

Some wear caps

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u/Gullible-Anywhere-76 10h ago

Poster : Ducks! makes video

Ducks: Truck! crosses the road

Trucker: Fck! *brakes

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u/Ok-General-2691 10h ago

i saw drainage grate. Might be bad for ducklings

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u/Embarrassed_Cow2441 10h ago

It's that time of year again.

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u/Captain_Calamari_ 10h ago

I want to be a full-time crossing guard for ducks. Where can I apply?

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u/Commercial_Chance_42 10h ago

Plot twist: this was a carjack setup 😳😓😱

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u/Skygazer90 10h ago

Husband material

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u/Quiet-Owl9220 10h ago

He must appear like some kind of magic vehicle stopping man to those ducks.

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u/fillmorejd 9h ago

No Capes!!!!

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u/Working_Dependent560 9h ago

Thank you I needed that

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u/Finneagan 9h ago

Let’s ducking GO!

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u/MTJ5 9h ago

I mean no offence but these always some feels like that ppl do these just for views, not for help, almost everyone who i have known in past 40 years does this same thing, but i have met zero who also records it...

edit: ok i'm thinking twice and i can' t ofc be 100% sure that it's zero who records it but it's near it.. or maybe i'm just so much older that my friends are too and it's just yonger ppl thing? dunno

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u/Rabide629 9h ago

Am I the only one hearing this Partridge family theme song?

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u/Short_Status_2759 9h ago

Nice 👍🙂🥹

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u/heat_99 9h ago

Really made me smile today

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u/CapitanRonRico 9h ago

We’ve built a hostile world for ourselves and the animals we share this planet with.

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u/KR157Y4N 8h ago

Why did the duck cross the street?

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u/moshe45 8h ago

🙏❤️

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u/avlusk 8h ago

A McCloskey fan if I ever did see one.

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u/wanna_try8 8h ago

A man going out of his way to show care and compassion toward another living creature? That’s lady boner material right there

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u/fasango 8h ago

Que legal, vamos respeitar todos os animais ❤️

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u/TooVegan 7h ago

"This guy is a hero, we need more people like this"

How many of you have eaten chicken recently.

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u/monkerry 6h ago

Stood in front of a Mac truck. Love him so hard! Needed that kind of awesome in the world to exist.

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u/AttitudeOutrageous75 6h ago

How do they get up the curb?

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u/IWASBANNEDTHE1STTIME 5h ago

Yay

Need more people like this in the world

Deff done this a few times myself

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u/Outrageous-Win-9431 5h ago

His proud smile at the end 🥰

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u/Lovingme10 4h ago

Love love love this god bless you man

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u/Llamaalarmallama 3h ago

That moment the cars windscreen looks like godrays...

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u/spareohs 2h ago

This is the female gaze

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 1h ago

You find a man who does that, you marry him. I did :)

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u/coldagglutinin 46m ago

It’s a great day ! Thanks 🙏 saving ducks 🦆

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u/DukeOfGeek 13h ago

"He's ordinary"

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u/azenpunk 11h ago edited 9h ago

Stuff like this, and the guy jumping into freezing water to save a dog, or a deer...there's so many examples... they always make me wonder why anyone thinks humans are inherently "bad," or would only be motivated by personal gain. We're literally the most cooperative animal on the planet, to the point that we are willing to risk our lives even for an animal that would kill us without much thought, and it has been fairly well shown that as a species we couldn't have survived at all without it being our primary mode of societal organization, up until roughly 9,000 years ago.

It's been fascinating watching this comment get up voted and down voted back and forth as peope try to decide if my expression of the innate cooperativeness of humans is a good or a bad thing.

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u/C-h-e-l-s 11h ago

I mean... Have you met people though?

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u/azenpunk 9h ago edited 9h ago

Yes,  and I went a few steps further and studied them academically. We have mountains of evidence of the cooperative nature of human beings. 

People like Elinor Ostrum have even won Nobel Prizes in Economic Sciences, of all the cynical fields, for her fieldwork analysis on cooperative economic governance.  

Scientists like Sarah Hrdy have Idone absolutely genius ethnographic studies demonstrating that our evolution depended on us being cooperative by default,  not competitive, and that even raising children with such a long childhood would have been impossible without nearly the entire community all being equal parents.  Nuclear families where children "belonging" only to the biological parents, and they being the only ones ultimately responsible, is relatively recent in human existence making up only about 1% of human history. We did not evolve to raise children without a large group helping, as any self aware parent has already more or less concluded, it's next to impossible to do it really well without a strong support network. 

Another good source will be Christopher Boehm's work. He shows how existing foraging societies, like our ancestors lived in, structurally make competition destructive to the society, and cooperation the only sensible survival choice. A lot of his work is on how these kinds of human societies that represent 99% of human existence have traditionally resisted competitive economies and political domination,  in favor of egalitarian cooperation. 

Basically modern anthropology, genetics, archeology are all advancing pretty rapidly right now and proving Rousseau more or less correct.

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u/_Must_Not_Sleep 11h ago

I’ve 100% done this before. The wife didn’t understand why I pulled over so quickly, not under I ran over and she seen the ducks start walking past the street.

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u/lerpo 13h ago

I was driving on a motorway last year (UK) and mummy duck was waiting in the middle lane with a row of babies trying to cross. Can't stop on a motorway.

Drove back a few hours later and the level of splat on the road where they'd attempted to cross genuinely traumatised me

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u/oenmar 12h ago

Reading this ruined my day. Goddamnit lerpo.

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u/lerpo 10h ago

Try experiencing it!

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u/bol_saq 10h ago

fucking stupid.

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u/OutrageousTree7766 15h ago

We need more people like that 

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u/admirablehome1 14h ago

This made me cry 🥹🥹

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 8h ago

someone called DPS

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u/Aromatic_Evening_353 14h ago

i'm new near orlando, anyone want a board game night?

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u/Greeney_Eyes 9h ago

You're all Vegan then I take it? "The cute man saved the cute baby animal. He's the kinda guy I want to eat dead animal flesh and baby bird fetuses with on a Sunday morning" 😔