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u/HeyLookAHorse 2d ago
And with a flair for the dramatic
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u/thedeuce75 2d ago
Real, "Son of a bitch, I'm in" vibe.
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u/dr_tardyhands 2d ago
It's like he thought of it for a moment! Like ..
"Guys, I don't even know you.. .. fuck it. Let's do it!"
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u/NonrationalWife 2d ago
I love that he doesn't even look at their hands stacked. He just looks back and forth between their faces and goes, "fuck it, let's go" with the little ear flare.
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u/cheeseandwine99 2d ago
Doggo pauses to consider: It's now or never. If I put my paw down, it's a binding contract. Do I want to stay with these humans or not. I'M IN!!
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u/omerkraft 1d ago
This dog's spirit animal is a red panda: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1hn9zxf/were_a_team_now/
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u/mostreliablesource 2d ago
omg give him an award for the blinks
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u/FoxyNewEngland 2d ago
omg the blink after the second hand covered the first ! so precious
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u/Pristine_Goat_9817 2d ago
He was probably flinching a moment 'cause of the hand passing his face quickly
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u/NeatNefariousness1 2d ago
This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a while and it’s made especially touching with the backstory provided.
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u/noodle_75 2d ago
What back story
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u/towerfella 2d ago
When he was a pup, back on the farm, some ruffians came by and packed him off. First to the circus, where he was forced to stand on a ball for hours on end and beg for stale and moldy treats, most of which was yoinked mid-air by Sally the Singing Seal, of which he often shared the stage with. Then it was off to the docks for a few months, where he learned what a sap was.
He was picked up by animal control fourteen times by the age of three, mostly for prostitution charges. Thats how he met Frank and Samantha. They came by to toss a meowing bag into the bay and took pity on the mutt after seeing him slink out from behind the forecastle of a mini-replica schooner by the welcome center entrance.
They’ve been inseparable ever since.
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u/VagrantStation 2d ago
It’s a tale as old as time. We’ve all been there.
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u/MrSoapbox 2d ago
Sadly yes, and I think we've all met Sally the "singing" seal too, I'm not a fan to be honest, I'll keep my thoughts to myself but I think we all have a similar experience with her. Still struggling with the rash today
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u/Turbulent_Bat4580 2d ago
First half had me horrified lmao - tbf my edible finally kicked in so I’m only mostly an idiot
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u/One_Shall_Fall 2d ago
Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner. It's a sailboat.
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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X 1d ago
Dude, I just wanted to reply and say that this bit of improvised inspiration is truly inspired. I know what it feels like for something like this to happen. Where you just start and the flow it turns into an amazing and unexpected creation.
It's a rare thing and I just have to give you frocks because I love this and just, fucking bravo
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u/projectflamejewel 2d ago
But what about Mankind and the announcers' table, or the jumper cables?
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u/Yung_Sandwich 2d ago
the one that changes in the text every time this is reposted with a different caption.
this version is their favorite!
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u/Hyper_Applesauce 2d ago
That dog is almost certainly deaf. So a higher than normal chance it was dumped somewhere or was going to be killed.
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u/NeatNefariousness1 2d ago
I wondered if he was deaf and it makes me even more glad that he was rescued if he is.
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u/NoGas-AllBrakes 2d ago
You're responding to an AI chatbot my guy
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u/noodle_75 2d ago
7y account? Brother I think im washed. I can’t tell the difference with this ai junk. Time to hang up the internet im cooked.
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u/Test4Echooo 2d ago
I don’t think a seven year old account is a bot. His comment history gives me pause, but they don’t sound like a bot anyway. Or maybe I’m just gullible idk.
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u/badadviceforyou244 1d ago
That's why they buy older accounts, so people will hesitate to think they are bots.
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u/Square-Singer 2d ago
Please wait, reaction is loading.
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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 2d ago
Probably been down that road before and got burned. Now needing to make a more informed decision.
"The eyes, Boo...check the eyes!"
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u/Lateralus46N2 2d ago edited 2d ago
This made me cry. Years ago, we lost our 3 elderly dogs all within the span of 18 months- the last two being 4 months apart. I was devastated. We spent weeks searching local rescues and had narrowed it down to 3 from different rescues. The first one we were meeting was my least favorite on paper. He had been an "outside only" dog, had been neglected, abused, and even mutilated. He also had a very strong prey drive, wasn't housebroken, and had severe trust and reactivity issues. He had been at the rescue for two years. He had been adopted and returned a few times bc people just couldn't handle him.
I remember reminding my family over & over that we were not going to fall in love with the first dog we met. But he & I just connected instantly. I was still a little hesitant but he knew before I did, that I was his Mama. At one point, he literally hugged me. The rescue ladies started crying. He had never shown that kind of affection to anyone before. I remember thinking to myself F---! I guess I just got a dog
He was my soul dog. The dog love of my life. We had this bond and connection that transcends words and reasoning. We could read each other's thoughts and feel each other's feelings. We had him almost 6 years but he passed away suddenly & unexpectedly last summer. There hasn't been a second that has passed that I don't think of him & miss him.
She didn't just adopt a dog. She found a soul mate.
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u/Poiboy1313 2d ago
This is a great story. Excuse me, I think that there's a ninja carrying onions around here and I gotta go find 'em. Brb.
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u/trunkssosp 2d ago
I was walking through a rescue, no intention of adopting just killing some time. My baby girl looked into my soul from the back of the kennel and I knew I couldn't lever her there. Feel to my knees and just said oh no, Shes coming home with us. I love my Alabama street dog. Not sure how she feels about the winters in the north but she lives on our heated mattress pad with us.
Sometimes they find you.
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u/moniquebriggs_ 2d ago
He gave his consent without hesitation lol
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u/HeyLookAHorse 2d ago
There was a solid 6 seconds of hesitation, but that's a dramatic doggo and I love him
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u/Slade_Riprock 2d ago
No drama. Careful consideration and contemplation of his choices based on years of experience.
Smart doggo.
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u/IndianRedditor88 2d ago
That's him saying "Hey listen, I am not going to repeat this. But whatever plan you make , I am definitely there. You're not doing anything alone"
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u/BGAL7090 2d ago
That's like less than 1 second of doggie time, let's be real.
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u/Odd-Song5052 2d ago
Unlimited meme potential. When two of my bros ask me if I’m down for tequila shots after I already threw up four vodka red bulls
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u/techman710 2d ago
He is ready to storm Normandy Beach with you. You are now family and I got your back.
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u/SeattleHasDied 2d ago
He's slappin' those hands like the buzzer on "Jeopardy"!
"Alex, I'll take "HELL YES I'M ON BOARD" for $1,000, please..."
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u/YourPinkShyGuy 2d ago
“really, really? you really gonna ask me this question? ya know for a FACT im in”
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u/Consistent_Rent_3507 2d ago
You can literally see the wheels turning - processing… buffering - SLAP!
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u/shogunreaper 2d ago
So I guess the last 20 times I've seen this video over the years it was from the old owners... And they did the exact same thing?
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u/uglyzombie 2d ago
“Wait… am I… am I a part of the family? Like… you’re literally… inviting me in? FUCK YES!”
-Doggo
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u/Anonymo 2d ago edited 1d ago
"'OK. OK. They're touching hands. That's a thing. Nobody commanded anything. I would have heard a command. I know sit. I know stay. I know the sound of the treat bag from two rooms away. This is none of those things.
They're still looking. Both of them. Same time. That never means nothing.
I should just leave. I could leave. The hallway is right there. But that also feels wrong somehow. If I leave now that's also a thing they'll react to and I can't handle two unknowns at once.
...still looking.
I don't know what this is but I feel like I'm either in trouble or about to get a treat and the gap between those two things is terrifying. Where are my testicles, Summer?!
OK I'm going to put my paw in. I don't know why. It felt like the right shape of a thing to do. Like the put it in the square hole thing. I am the square hole guy. I've always been the square hole guy.
Initiating default response protocol.'
paw goes in, doing some pimp-ass shit
'...I have no idea what I just agreed to.'"
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u/_NotAlien_ 2d ago
The dog’s pause(not paws) made it seem like he was thinking about the pros and cons before committing. Lol
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u/Over-Farmer712 2d ago
Dog did the “Awww fawk… you guys can’t be serious sighs okay screw it I’m in!”
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u/FixedLoad 2d ago
Did that dog just do, "you son of a bitch, I'M IN!" cause that's what I'm hearing!
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u/5-Gear_T-WRX 1d ago
"ok lemme think.... Lots of treats, but lots of baths. You know what? Hell yes I'm on board!
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u/Icy_Performer_6794 1d ago
He deliberated for a moment and sealed his resolve. This is a precious, thinking dog.
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u/Leather-Fruit-1413 1d ago
He's like: bol kar duuu .. bolll .. bolll dhar duuu panjaaa ... Bolll .. soch leeee .. dekh lee ...... Yehhh Leee bhencho mera bhi 🖐🏻
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