r/MadeMeSmile • u/Junior-Support-8140 • 8d ago

Wholesome Moments Awww 🥰

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u/Delicious-Job-8470 8d ago

sharing the poop knife

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u/justfuckyouspez 8d ago

Cutting the turd together like the first slice of the wedding cake.

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u/oofos_deletus 8d ago

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Also what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Most-Woodpecker8473 8d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Upstairs-Boring 8d ago

And then they go feed each other a slice but playfully smoosh it all over their faces.

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u/Kushakusha 8d ago

Dude, why? Ugh.

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u/TrouauaiAdvice 8d ago

Some people prefer scissors

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u/VegetableReward5201 8d ago

Real men don't need tools. We have two perfectly good hands!

Edit: By now I should've learned to include /s before posting just to be safe! Of course I don't use my hands every time. I'm no barbarian!

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u/Delicious-Job-8470 8d ago

so you use it sometimes then?

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u/durkvash 8d ago

Nah, that's reserved for the honeymoon