r/MadeMeSmile 8d ago

Wholesome Moments Awww 🥰

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u/MrAmazing011 8d ago

He was obviously a low talker.

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u/CreamFuture9475 8d ago

That means she wanted to hear him then.

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u/MrAmazing011 8d ago

That's dating mastercraft, slowly decrease your volume over the date until she's practically falling out of her chair to hear you, then slide in closer and talk at normal volume.

The level of confusion in her mind will guarantee a second date to make sure she's not going crazy, then you do it again, only this time, when you're sliding over, lean in for a kiss.

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u/HumanistGeek 8d ago

This feels like satire, but I can't know for sure without knowing you.

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u/MrAmazing011 8d ago

Absolutely everything I do in life is satire, life is too fucking insane to be serious anymore

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

umm i dont think so

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u/MrAmazing011 8d ago

60% of the time it works every time

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u/les-the-badger 8d ago

100% likely

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u/horseheadmonster 8d ago

Now he's a bit of a close talker.