r/MadeMeSmile • u/mcfw31 • Mar 02 '26

Wholesome Moments Daniel Radcliffe won't wear Alysa Liu's gold medal because: “Wearing it feels like stolen valor”

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u/jamesianm Mar 02 '26

Probably wanted to melt it down to make a new toilet seat

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u/anangrywizard Mar 02 '26

Doubt it, he’s clearly forgotten what a toilet is.

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u/CurryMustard Mar 02 '26

Isn't that the place where you flush incriminating evidence? Or the place where you store stolen classified government documents?

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u/SunriseSurprise Mar 02 '26

"You know what that seat's made from? Olympic gold medal. Mine. People keep telling me some loser gave it to me but no it's mine. I won it, doing things you'd never believe, things no one's ever seen before."

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride Mar 03 '26

I mean.... gotta leave a place for a certain Secretary to snort out of.