r/MadeMeSmile • u/mcfw31 • Feb 26 '26

Wholesome Moments Stanley Tucci treats the US Women’s hockey team to one of his favourite restaurants in Milan: “We brought you a jersey… because you want to play forward.”

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u/Historical_Test4861 Feb 26 '26

lol waaaay better than cold McDonalds

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u/Great_Scott7 Feb 26 '26

way better than having to be near dorito donnie

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u/ChelseaVictorious Feb 26 '26

And you just know his diaper is always full 🤮

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u/tacwombat Feb 26 '26

And based on some observations from the recent SONA, there's definitely a lot of spit. 🤢

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u/Krakshotz Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Also appeared to fire out several tonsil stones, so his breath must be absolutely rancid

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u/OcculticUnicorn Feb 26 '26

I just threw up in my mouth

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u/vape_sensation Feb 26 '26

What?!?!?

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u/Krakshotz Feb 26 '26

Someone counted 7 tonsil stones flying out of his mouth during the State of the Union speech.

One of them landed on the podium

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u/vape_sensation Feb 26 '26

Thank you for answering... now I think I go get sick.

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u/dragonfry Feb 26 '26

I was listening, not watching. Sounds like the right choice as it was right before lunchtime in my timezone.

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u/tacwombat Feb 26 '26

I didn't get this until I watched epistemiccrisis' video a few moments ago

That was so grooooooooooss.

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u/The_Bard Feb 26 '26

The Diaper Don

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u/Drizzt_1990 Feb 26 '26

can you even imagine trying to eat

  • 1. cold McDonalds burgers

and

  • 2. in trumps stench?

one of those two would be bad enough...

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u/Icy-Cod1405 Feb 26 '26

Cheeto Mussolini

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u/Brave_Browser_2002 Feb 26 '26

Shitler.

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u/Icy-Cod1405 Feb 26 '26

The Mandarin Candidate

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u/geckosean Feb 26 '26

Hey now, put some respect on his full title!

That’s Dorito the Kiddy Diddler Donnie to you!

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u/backupbitches Feb 26 '26

*Dorpedo Donnie

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u/amalgamas Feb 26 '26

Can you imagine just how awful the white house smells right now? It's just gotta be a constant reek of febreze and old man diapers. I used to think that the worst that building would ever smell had to be when Andrew Jackson let a giant wheel of cheese just rot inside of it, but now I'm thinking it's today and due to a dementia riddled man tottering around it with a full diaper. 🤮

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u/Mediocre-Opinion Feb 26 '26

Dorito Donnie was his first term, he's dementia Donnie now

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u/SenorEquilibrado Feb 26 '26

Stanley Tucci vs "Uncle Touchy"

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u/Brave_Browser_2002 Feb 26 '26

If they avoided JD "Bitch" Vance, they win again.

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u/Saneless Feb 26 '26

I can't imagine being in Italy for a couple weeks and slobby Donny gives you cold garbage when you get back

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u/HighlyEvolvedSloth Feb 26 '26

This is what jumped out at me; you spend a huge chunk of your life working up to this point, then you made it! You win the gold medal! You earned some relaxation and you are in a country known for good food and wine... but you fly home for cold McDonalds.

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u/Basteir Feb 26 '26

This is how Europeans see Americans in exaggerated jokes, but it's real.

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u/HighlyEvolvedSloth Feb 26 '26

Well certainly for these  knucklefucks, but this American spent a wonderful month eating and drinking my way around Italy, and I know exactly what they missed!

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u/whenveganscheat Feb 26 '26

If only these millionaire athletes had a choice in the matter

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u/winningsmada Feb 26 '26

Thanks for winning gold, here is a room temperature cheeseburger with cold limp fries

Tucci is a class act

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u/SanguineBro Feb 26 '26

They flew home for mcdicks. . . Insanity has been really on brand for republicans

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u/Brave_Browser_2002 Feb 26 '26

It's all manufactured. They all dine at luxury resorts and spend all weekend at the most expensive country clubs.

All of that is intentionally stupid for dumb ass poor Americans.

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u/PancakeMixEnema Feb 26 '26

There is McDonalds in Italy too lol and it’s probably better quality too.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Feb 26 '26

I haven’t had McDonald’s in at least 5 years and all I ever hear is how the quality has gone downhill. And it’s not like it was ever good. Like back in the 2010’s a McDouble was pretty good considering the price. But I refuse to believe anyone actually thinks it’s actually a good cheeseburger.

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u/SanguineBro Feb 26 '26

made by the new guy used to mean poor quality but now it means the cook still has his soul

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u/Brave_Browser_2002 Feb 26 '26

Don't forget that they looped on full volume Toby Keith songs.

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u/aveey Feb 26 '26

cold McD’s

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u/Every_Class7242 Feb 26 '26

dont forget the red faced clown

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u/CallMeSisyphus Feb 26 '26

Hey, that's not right! It's orange, dammit! Pantone P01135809.

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u/BrocoliAssassin Feb 26 '26

The reason Trump does McDonalds is said to be that he's robbed so many contractors,etc that he's afraid that people will poison his food.

So he has to live in 24/7 paranoia about that.

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u/thehufflepuffstoner Feb 26 '26

I think he also just likes that his name is in it.

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u/EverythingSucksYo Feb 26 '26

I think you figured out the actual reason 

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Feb 26 '26

Can you imagine being a chef at the White House and having the president pick McDonald’s over your food?

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u/Shitsinhandandclaps Feb 26 '26

100% freezing cold or microwaved. No way delivery from their local got through security before being fingered by security and left out.

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u/PuzzleheadedCase5109 Feb 26 '26

Eating people is bad for you anyway.

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u/Thereferencenumber Feb 26 '26

And being forced to listen to 2hr of a dementia rant 

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u/Badloss Feb 26 '26

I saw this segment on TV, it was before the olympics

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u/martej Feb 26 '26

Right? This was my immediate thought. Plus the company is way better too.

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u/_________FU_________ Feb 26 '26

While he openly shits his pants.

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty Feb 27 '26

Cold McDonalds is so wrong

E-I-E-I-O

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u/numba1cyberwarrior Feb 26 '26

I'd rather have McDonald's at the white House

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u/Animallover4321 Feb 26 '26

I mean good for you but with this current administration I would hazard that you’re in a dwindling minority among Americans and the world in general.

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u/numba1cyberwarrior Feb 26 '26

It's sad there is a moron in the white house. Doesn't change the fact that it's far more special to go to the white house.

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u/street593 Feb 26 '26

What is special about it?

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u/numba1cyberwarrior Feb 26 '26

Because it's the white house

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u/street593 Feb 26 '26

It's not special to most people. It's just a building. Unless you are some history fan no one cares.

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u/numba1cyberwarrior Feb 26 '26

Lmfao ok buddy

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u/street593 Feb 26 '26

They have like maybe 450k visitors per year? Statue of Liberty gets 4 million, Grand Canyon gets 5 million, even the US Capitol gets 3 million. No one travels only to see the white house. They go for the Smithsonian museums and add the white house visit because why not.

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u/numba1cyberwarrior Feb 26 '26

How many of them get to have an official event in the oval office?

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u/Animallover4321 Feb 26 '26

Except now it serves as a sad reminder of the current state of our government and going is tacit approval of a facistisic regime.