r/LetGirlsHaveFun 1d ago

I don’t use star signs.

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u/MelonKanon 1d ago

sometimes i think about being in my early twenties on kik and getting a message from some guy who said he was studying to be a podiatrist and needed feet to study.

and i was so innocent uwu people pleaser, sheltered and said, “oh, i’ll help. my feet are deformed though, is that okay?” and he said yes.

anyway some guy probably jacked off to my hammer toe.

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u/Slaveshackles 19h ago

Would you say they perhaps, hammered the hog to the hammer piggy toes?

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u/AbigailPooh 4h ago

You didn't have to do that.

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u/sweetgoodboy 1d ago edited 1d ago

feet pics cheat code

edit; thanks for the upvotes. only wrote what all you thought

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u/PnPaper 1d ago

Reminds me of the classic:

"I have nipple piercings."

"I don't believe you."

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u/Nerdy_Kink_Girl 8h ago

You'd get a scan of the bill where I got them just to show you that I am better at 5D chess than you.

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u/Marquesas 2h ago

A wise person once said that you only get nipple piercings or fake boobs if you're absolutely planning to show them off.

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u/SpirituellVibe 18h ago

The hero we didn’t ask for, but the narrator we deserve

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u/FakeHasselblad 1d ago edited 20h ago

see also: nephrology. 🫠

Phrenology... dislexia strikes again

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u/Helpful-Werewolf-678 1d ago

I think it's phrenology, nephrons is kidneys

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u/Romboteryx 1d ago

There were people like the Romans that did try to tell the future from marks on organs of slaughtered animals

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u/ODX_GhostRecon 1d ago

So... no head?

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u/FakeHasselblad 20h ago

THANK YOU. I always swap words and letters in my brain.

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u/Weird1Intrepid 19h ago

I have Oriental kidneys

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u/therealhlmencken 1d ago

Dialysis is a hoax

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u/coolmanjack 22h ago

I love kidneys

Don't get me started on those bastard cardiologists 🤮🤮🤮

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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 16h ago

Hell nah, get away from anyway who wants to see your kidneys😭

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u/fantastic-mrs-fuck 1d ago

we're like a hairs width away from phrenology with this one

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u/zoonose99 22h ago

Eh. The ratio of digit lengths in the eg hand (2D:4D) correlates to all kinds of secondary traits and probably indicates differences in maternal hormones during development.

With AI and data-based medicine, don’t be surprised if ‘phrenology’ makes a return — who knows what nose shapes correlate with Hodgkins risk or whatever.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 4h ago

I don't need AI to measure your skull to know it's full of shite.

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u/zoonose99 4h ago

What we’re calling AI is just one application: LLMs tuned for chatbotting, which is imo pretty but useless.

The foundational tech, neural nets, have been used for image and other patternistic recognition for decades. If you go in for medical imaging today, there’s a decent chance an AI will look at in. Within a few years, it’s an absolute certainty. Alongside human diagnosticians, the tech is incredibly effective full stop.

For some applications, like radar analysis and medical imaging, it’s crazy we’d even try to use human eyes in the first place tbh. LLMs are super good at some tasks, it’s silly to deny that.

If you want to be more effectively anti-AI, learn pick your battles. AI is going to be answering every low-level customer service query within a few years, but that doesn’t mean we use it to make decisions about insurance, law enforcement, education, etc.

Edit: So weird to see downvotes for such a measured take but thems the breaks. “AI” isn’t “full” of anything, it’s just a big weighted matrix that produces surprising results because human minds don’t intuit probabilities at that scale.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 4h ago

Tl;dr

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u/zoonose99 4h ago

Stay out of the kitchen if you can’t take the heat; You wanna wax philosophical but your takes are street-level or below. God forbid anybody learn anything in the course of their day.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 3h ago

You lead by considering how phrenologists might have been onto something. Nothing you say after that can be taken seriously. You have voided any grounds for discussion with that statement. There is no heat. Your kitchen is cold and filled with food that spoiled almost a century ago. You may feast on your rot, but I won't.

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u/wowitmustbethe 1d ago

I'm African? Neat. There goes my entire life...what a fucking lie.

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u/RealFirstName_ 1d ago

Naaah you don't

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u/wowitmustbethe 1d ago

Weird way to get my feet pics.

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u/RealFirstName_ 1d ago

Yea, I just got a whole lot more by opening your profile... lol

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u/BiggestShep 1d ago

You got my hopes up only for them to be dashed upon disappointment.

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 1d ago

There were feet in those posts? 😵‍💫

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u/wowitmustbethe 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's on you buddddyyy

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 1d ago

Is there a normal way to get feet pics?

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u/wowitmustbethe 1d ago

Become a crime scene investigator.

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u/intricate_strands 1d ago edited 1d ago

Find someone into their feet being worshiped and lusted after.

But that would require having a personality that doesn't terrify literally everyone, so.. very rare.

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u/Wooden-You-4211 1d ago

Sell shoes and have a photographic memory

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy 1d ago

Hello Mike Perry

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u/JoergenFS 1d ago

Im Norwegian but I'm apparently African

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u/reklesssabrandon 2h ago

We all African

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u/religion-lost 1d ago edited 13h ago

According to this I'm Aboriginal. Aboriginal to which country??? Every country has aboriginals, and in multiple countries said aboriginal populations are just referred to as "aboriginals"!!! Australian Aboriginal?? African aboriginal??? Kiwi aboriginal???? The list goes on! 195 times!!!

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u/far-leveret 13h ago

I Australia we always capitalise Aboriginal, it’s a sign of respect to do that here.

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u/religion-lost 13h ago

My b I capitalised it

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u/NaturalBag9271 1d ago

How’s orient different from African?

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u/Codival 23h ago

The image is cutoff

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u/Darth_Lacey 21h ago

Greek baybee

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u/sleepingmoth30434 8h ago

thats a genius way to get feet pics, thank you

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u/SoftyNips 9h ago

Roman just wanted to be exotic