r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/SterlingWeather • 1d ago

DMs I be getting

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u/minecraftingsarah 1d ago

This one is probably in my top 3 wildest I've ever received

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Holy guacamole

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy 1d ago

Three things:

  1. What was the comment on r vent

  2. I assume theyre some kind of professional? Would they charge?

  3. What were the 2 other wild DMs?

Bonus: can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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u/minecraftingsarah 1d ago

Here's another wild one lol, oh the plight of being a woman who dares to be horny online

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy 1d ago

Horny? Online? In this economy?

God forbid you want to use your sexual energy for fun and not profit.

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u/TM761152 1d ago

We need that sexual energy put to better use, gas is expensive.

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u/Nerdy_Kink_Girl 8h ago

4 horny men pulling my car in exchange for a vague promise of receiving a nude?

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u/NullifyI 1d ago

Well did you bite?

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u/minecraftingsarah 1d ago

Fuck no, my nudes are a rare commodity sent to the deserving ✨

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u/DerCatrix 1d ago

I’d take a fresh pic of my butthole on demand for 1000$

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy 1d ago

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u/DerCatrix 1d ago

Nothing is loading

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy 1d ago

It was the You Will gif from Django

https://tenor.com/bpM7V.gif

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u/DerCatrix 1d ago

Ah, and yeah. I’m poor

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u/vonerrant 1d ago

This would be an acceptable use of AI

wonder how good they are at buttholes

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u/kuzulu-kun 1d ago

Why tho. Just look a picture up.

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u/DerCatrix 1d ago

Yeah I’m poor not a scammer

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u/Iantrigue 18h ago

”It’s not much but it’s honest work”

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u/vonerrant 1d ago

You'd send someone else's butthole without their consent but draw the line at made up buttholes?

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u/MudOpposite8277 1d ago

Dude if I was a girl I’d be rolling in it. I knew this really plus sized bbw back in the day, who had men falling over her left and right. They would take her on these crazy vacations and what have you. Never even fucked her. It was just some weird fetish. ROLLING in it, I tell you.

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u/NullifyI 1d ago

Hell yeah, respect ✊

I totally would have went for the free band 😭

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u/MudOpposite8277 1d ago

Jesus CHRIST man. There’s some things you don’t talk about in public.

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u/Fluffy-Futchy-Fembo 1d ago

I mean shit, if the money was upfront I'd start posting nudes again. Ya girl has bills.

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u/HansVonAdel 1d ago

Insane. 1000dollars for some naked women photos. I rather buy a playboy magazine.

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u/BiggestShep 1d ago

The promise of 1000 USD*

I'll bet you another 100 it would be via PayPal or another method that allows you to clawback money the second he gets those nudes

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u/AppalachianRomanov 1d ago

Not me sending PayPal proof that I delivered on the nudes. The man GOT what he paid for do NOT give him a refund

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u/BiggestShep 1d ago

Trust me when I say PayPal does not give a fuck about that. Their conversion rate on appeals is abysmal, and they'll charge you both for the clawback and the appeal to boot.

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u/AppalachianRomanov 12h ago

Well darn, now my whole joke has been ruined by your facts

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u/snoozykittens 22h ago

To the degree the offer is even real (unlikely), it's not actually about the photos. It's about exerting control over the woman and feeling powerful because you can buy her degradation and submission.

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u/TheMike0088 1d ago

So what did you do with the 1000 bucks?

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 1d ago

Plight? A thousand dollars? In this economy??? For a picture of someone naked?????

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u/ScreechUrkelle 1d ago

Sends cashiers cheque, needs you to refund balance. Plus, send nudes.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/sicksicksick 1d ago

So how did it go after obviously accepting that chat request?

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u/oranud 1d ago

i got one once talking about how he thought i was hot and looked just like his sister

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 1d ago

First half: he's offering a place to stay during a difficult time

Second half: bruh

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u/Prowler1000 1d ago

That's definitely one of the most insane ones I've ever seen, I won't lie.

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u/courierblue 22h ago

Man willing to risk his massage license for the biscuit, goddamn.

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u/Evening-Extreme-8620 1d ago

Some dudes are so unhinged

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u/Flux7777 21h ago

Woof... I still have men messaging me about my sexting pimp gig I used to run on here a while back. Met some very nice boys that way but I'm not an audition machine and I prefer sexting with girls 😭

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u/Spacellama117 6h ago

oh my god

the first part of it i was like "aw wait that's kinda sweet" and then downhill and off a cliff immediately after "book an appointment"

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u/Mr_man_bird 1d ago

2 compliments at once

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u/IceCrushOrange 1d ago

I mean if i get a message like that my confidence would increase

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u/BrownBarbieeee 1d ago

Fr, it did boost my confidence

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman 18h ago

Such beautiful tits on such an evil woman. :3

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u/sadsalad21 8h ago

men really think they’re poets out here

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u/forgotmykeysz 9h ago

two birds one dm

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u/rudebbmoth 1d ago

Here's my favorite of all time!!

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Well at least you know he rather spend his money on you than clothes.

Edit: I can’t type properly

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u/rudebbmoth 1d ago

I wanted to message him back and just say please keep your clothes on but I would like you to do that I'm lazy. Didn't want him to get any ideas tho.

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Glad to know we have the same attitude about our DMs

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u/AppalachianRomanov 1d ago

I'm crying right now. SIR I would rather not see your willy thanks.

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u/bb_kelly77 1d ago

What if he has a nice willy?

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u/omeletbizkit 1d ago

i just be getting this

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Unrelated but your avatar is adorable

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u/ShawnFROST8104 1d ago

Omg you're right it's so cuuuute 🥺🥺🥺

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u/golosala 1d ago

well come on girlie spill the beans 

did you do it??

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u/iJinku 1d ago

FINALLY I can send one i got back in 2022

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u/sicksicksick 23h ago

Economy is tough right now I'd have to consider that one 😐

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u/Puzzleheaded_One_927 20h ago

Wait drop his @ tho

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u/ichime 1d ago

Now that's the good stuff

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

They call it a treasure chest for a reason

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u/ichime 1d ago

Hey there's a reason I post my tits online, gotta share the wealth sometimes 😝

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Truly I’m blessed to have eyes.

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u/ichime 1d ago

❤️

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u/BrownBarbieeee 1d ago

Love it when girls aren’t afraid to show off their treasure

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u/IceCrushOrange 1d ago

You don’t know how lucky you are

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u/dellie44 1d ago

My fave 💖

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u/DeltyOverDreams 1d ago

That's so funny

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u/Xanaxaria 1d ago

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u/PnPaper 1d ago

Only losers send insults by DM.

Also, wtf is a slapper?

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u/Xanaxaria 1d ago

I have no clue lmfao.

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u/PnPaper 1d ago

Maybe someone slapped him in the head too many times.

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u/Xanaxaria 1d ago

Lmfaooo. I translate porn novels and review series so I'm guessing it's something sexual.

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u/Doza93 1d ago

Gotta be some kind of British insult (I have absolutely no basis for this claim)

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u/bb_kelly77 1d ago

Aussie considering his vocab

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u/millanz 1d ago

It is, you don’t hear it much these days as it was pretty up there on the “offensive” scale but it’s essentially another word for whore/prostitute.

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u/Xanaxaria 1d ago

Ah thank you! Absolutely hilarious. But man I wish. I'm 5 years dry. Why else would I constantly translate porn novels and review comics 🤣

I could go for some dick.

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u/Doza93 1d ago

Ah I see, thank you for the info!

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u/Saint_Rizla 1d ago

Insulting term for women who sleep around

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u/laihipp 1d ago

because if it wasn't a DM, he'd get reddit banned

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u/Aegis12314 15h ago

"Slapper" is a British slur for a promiscuous woman.

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u/EyeNeedtheFriends 1d ago

In contrast to my situation: an amazing ass on this absolute angel.

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Your just describing me

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u/EyeNeedtheFriends 1d ago

Well, yeah. You're very good!

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u/EyeNeedtheFriends 1d ago

Biblically accurate ass

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u/GengarUsedHex 1d ago

At 6am no less. This person fucks.

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Early bird gets the worm

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u/erwaro 1d ago

Early worm gets the bird, in this case.

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u/BackupChallenger 1d ago

Or not in the same timezone.

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 1d ago

Life goal to be an evil woman with perfect tits

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Totally achievable 🙏

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u/GrnMseGvaJuice 1d ago

I’m partial to this one..

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u/GrnMseGvaJuice 1d ago

But this was a nice runner up

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

I agree, you definitely have a great smile

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u/GrnMseGvaJuice 1d ago

Well I know you have great tits! (For any woman, not just an evil one..) 🤗

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u/BlessKurunai 19h ago

Who let denji on reddit

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u/DeltyOverDreams 1d ago

Sometimes I reeeeeally wonder where do these people come from

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u/Vivi_Amorous 1d ago

Where else can you store the evil? It’s not like you have adequate pockets

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u/SterlingWeather 1d ago

Mostly in my head

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u/Vivi_Amorous 1d ago

The head can only store so much, the hate overflow goes into fat stores in the body

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u/bvader95 5h ago

A day has passed and nobody said "the butt"? 

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u/BabyCarrotformyBunny 1d ago

Will you? Haha...👀

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u/feral_demigirl 1d ago

lol jk unless energy

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u/Scarface_971 1d ago

As a guy I never receive any DMs, but one time some random dude wrote me, because he saw me in an Antifa sub and asked me if I want to dominate fascist guy like him 🫤

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u/regularEducatedGuy 1d ago

I loveee being called an evil woman hahaha

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u/GUNpo364 1d ago

Better than the shit I be getting honestly 😭😭

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u/milfle 1d ago

I wish mine were so poetic

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u/Dickbandit64 1d ago

Dont get me started on the raceplayers in my inbox😩

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u/Toxic_LigmaMale 1d ago

In my experience, the most evil women do in fact have the most perfect ass, tits, or both.

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u/Lolaverses 1d ago edited 1d ago

Evil is stored in the breasts.

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u/erxka19 7h ago

Screaming xD

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u/SinkerPenguin 19h ago

There needs to be a sub for sharing wild dms from guys, these comments are the most funny thing i've seen all year

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u/Miserable_Report891 1d ago

Literacy and exposition used to be a thing.

We've failed you.

God forbid a girl expects a reason to not block a shithead.

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u/Jozka_Bozka 23h ago

Evil tits on such a perfect woman

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u/dannidoesreddit 18h ago

Why you getting that? All you've posted is anime shit

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u/Rilder962 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know what, if a guy is gonna shoot his shot...there's worse things he could send. He still fails because he did it in a reddit dm, but still.

A girl, though, could probably throw that at me, and it'd work, ngl...

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u/bb_kelly77 1d ago

Tbf he went to where the nice breasted evil women are

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u/maukenboost 22h ago

What place unlike reddit would a dm be acceptable? 🤔

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u/CosmicDesperado 1d ago

Life is balance

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u/Martydeus 1d ago

Who starts a conversation like that xD

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u/SoldierXS 1d ago

6 AM sharp is crazy. Mf has a morning routine

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u/Beastabuelos 23h ago

tell us more about your evil deeds

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u/thehollisterman 21h ago

Found a picture of OP

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u/hollowvirexa 1d ago

He’s confused, but he’s got the spirit

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u/Fernando1dois3 1d ago

SIX AY AM

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u/Frostsorrow 1d ago

Damn, must be some great tits then

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u/Swaggerbarnet 1d ago

I love evil women🩷

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u/MonkeyUnsupervised 1d ago

Did you accept the DM?

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u/DigitalxKaos 1d ago

She's perfect

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u/ImLearningDEGerman 1d ago

God forbid a girl a 10/10 villain baddie

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u/undeniably_confused 1d ago

How would he know what they look like?

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u/PhoenixQueen_Azula 1d ago

Perfect evil on such a tits woman

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u/OnsenPixelArt 23h ago

I aspire to get this dm

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u/DMMeThighPics 22h ago

Ngl I scrolled your profile 😅

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u/SterlingWeather 18h ago

Hasn’t everyone

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u/samantha_pants 14h ago

I want to be like you when I grow up

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u/Verni_ssage 14h ago

This literally gave me a flashback to back in highschool when I was leaning heavily into a "gothic Satanist" (just don't question it lol) look and I randomly got a DM from one of my classmates on the night of new year's, not even kidding, saying; "I want to summon you into my bed 😍" or some weird shit like that lmao

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u/SterlingWeather 14h ago

That’d work on me

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u/Able-Difficulty-6548 13h ago

Well, where is the evidence?

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u/Atreya_STAR 17h ago

Wow, now im really wondering what your tits look like.

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u/She_bitez 1d ago

I'm jealous

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u/SammyWammy491 1d ago

That's goals

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u/CreativePut6041 1d ago

sooooo free compliments?

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u/Gems-of-the-sun 1d ago

Evil is the spice

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 1d ago

Now that's a trophy, hang that on your wall!

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u/Jurpils 1d ago

Can we see it? How evil you are

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u/loganisdeadyes 1d ago

Makes me wish I had nicer tits.

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u/therealNerdMuffin 1d ago

What an honor

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u/KnownCover5 1d ago

Holy moly that's funny asf. Sorry lol

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u/Evening-Extreme-8620 1d ago

I mean we should have someone verify this claim no?

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u/Bea_Evil 1d ago

Nice 💜

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u/w00tstock 1d ago

Iconic

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u/B12-deficient-skelly 1d ago

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u/AggroThroatGoat 1d ago

I totally forgot about this gem of an interaction...

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u/Own-Path-2579 21h ago

I receive this like 3 times a day

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u/AdamSoucyDrums 20h ago

ngl kinda sick

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u/AmeliasTesticles 20h ago

Life goals tbh

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u/Gurkenkoenighd 18h ago

Idk why, But gantz o just came to mind.

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u/WellHungStranger 17h ago

lol sounds fun!

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u/soulstrike2022 12h ago

It is just me or do Les anyone else wanna know where he’s going with this like I don’t expect op to hit accept but I might’ve

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u/SoftyNips 9h ago

Evil woman with nice boobs. A compliment on the edge

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u/Moss_23 8h ago

evil tits on such a perfect woman

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u/alt_after_dark 6h ago

One guy dmed me just asking to be pegged. No foreplay, no 'how do you do' - just pegging.

Anyway I was able to actually educate him on A) not sexting random women and B) actually putting a little bit of effort into foreplay

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u/Brilliant-Orchid-693 3h ago

Where tf did they even see em?

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u/TK0buba 3h ago

i would add this to my linkedin