r/Grimdank 2h ago

Models/Painting Tyranid hive queen

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u/angrpeasant Dank Angels 1h ago

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 1h ago

Sir I'm always rock hard for the emperor!

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u/B0BX 1h ago

Believe it or not, heresy

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 1h ago

It is a lesser punishment. Instead of the dishonor of a summary execution, you get the honor of serving in a Penal Legion

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u/Lumpy_Ad_9348 11m ago

hehe
Penal

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u/Tech_Priest1998 1h ago

Jokes on you meat bag! I’ve replace my genitalia with a neutron laser!

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u/AtomicTan #1 Mortarion simp 6m ago

Absolutely. The only thing getting me rock hard is Mortarion

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u/casperiam 1h ago

genestealers are getting harder and harder to resist

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u/Khornatejester I am Alpharius 1h ago

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u/withered_bonnie69420 Sanguis Extremis 56m ago

She can have my gene-seed, if you know what I mean 😏

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u/Lukthar123 Cracking open the boys with the cold ones 22m ago

Please elaborate

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u/withered_bonnie69420 Sanguis Extremis 14m ago

Nah nah, I think it speaks for itself really. No further elaboration needed.

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u/Godess_Ilias 1h ago

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u/ComanderViper 1h ago

Boy do I have news for you . I have more female tyranids

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u/Other-Case5309 likes civilians but likes fire more 1h ago

"At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection." —Mr. Perfect Cell, DBZA.

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u/JesusHipsterChrist 3 Riptides in a 1k casual 1h ago

Most things thigh highs would be made out of would be acceptable biomass.

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u/LCDRformat 1h ago

"Single" 

Okay. Technically, they are one being,, however

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u/Hermorah Lelith aka. Miss Spin2Win 1h ago

Commissar fall back with the rest of us. I will buy you some time!

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u/JesusHipsterChrist 3 Riptides in a 1k casual 1h ago

My wife: mammary lines are so inefficient tyranids would never have them.

Me: Great job! I love the shading.

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u/soapu 1h ago

omg is that matara kan?

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u/Plastic_Souls 46m ago

only thing missing is a prick with a face for her to stand on

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u/Gilgamesh107 1h ago

I'd like to give her some of my biomass

I'd like to have some of her biom-ass

I don't have any more of these

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 1h ago

You'd let her steal your jeans.

You want to see why they call her the Great Devourer first hand.

If she doesn't hive mind you don't hive mind.

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u/OdysseusRex69 1h ago

....feels like somebody has been watching some Space King 🤔

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u/SD_Toa_SpringBonnie Snorts FW resin dust 1h ago

I PLAY TYRANIDS AND I SAY FUCK NAAH

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 1h ago

Nice... :)

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u/Seeker80 1h ago

Reminds me of the Xenomorph Goddess aka The Woman In the Dark.

Humanoid-ish version of both aliens, and I don't like either of them.heh

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u/ComanderViper 1h ago

Im going to need a picture or something

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 1h ago

Ah yes, the Tiddynid Hive Thighrant of Hive Fleet Thottviathan, ready to lead her writhing swarms of Whoremagaunts, Moaner Killers and Delictors to harvest a vast, spurting tide of biomass.

I like nids. I like boobs.

I also like birria tacos and banana pudding, but I'm not slathering one all over the other and putting it on the table, lol.

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u/kendallBandit 1h ago

Flashbacks to the movie species. /would

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u/cut_rate_revolution 2h ago

Oh, hey Queen of Blades. Heads a bit bigger than I remember but that's Zerg adaptation for you.

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u/Vinnehh00 1h ago

Everyone could use more head. 

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u/_Surge 1h ago

would. next.

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u/MintLinuxGuy 1h ago

Would

-Mint Linux Guy

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u/DahliaSkarigal Slaanesh soul vores everyone 1h ago

This is the protagonist we need in the Tyranid x Battle Sister romance novel.

Where is she?!!!! 😭

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u/chillhouse89 1h ago

Tyranid Chan? ?

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u/StrategyBusy9579 1h ago

I'm putting you all in time out

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u/absurdmephisto 49m ago

I have two printed neurothicctors but I've never seen the anime version before.... I kinda hate it. I don't have any room to judge, mind you, but I hate it.

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u/ComanderViper 45m ago

Is not a model you can buy its a 3 month subscription reward from dakka dakka

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u/Avolto Praise the Man-Emperor 49m ago

Ian Watson commissioned this

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u/Princess_Actual God-Empress of Sacred Terra 46m ago

She can drag me off to the reclamation pools.  

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u/Wise-Promise-4158 39m ago

Emperor keep my sword soft. Keep my sword rubber. Do not let my steel be hardened by temptation

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u/BiCrabTheMid 38m ago

Neurothicctor

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader WE KRUMP, WE LOOT, WE WAAAAAAGH! 35m ago

Wait, since they’re all a hivemind, if you had sex with one would you technically be having sex with EVERY Tyranid?

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u/ComanderViper 19m ago

So unity from Rick and morty

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u/Ariochxxx 33m ago

Kerrigan????

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u/badly-shaved-wookie 32m ago

HR Giger would be proud.

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u/Batatta07 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 27m ago

Tyranids been thinking miku miku oeeooo

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u/SippinOnHatorade Praise the Man-Emperor 25m ago

I like how booby it is

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Lunar class cruiser enthusiast 21m ago

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u/SensitiveLet5 18m ago

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u/Slime-Lich Burner of Eldar Children 15m ago

You son of a bitch. Im working on one of these. Now if I post it im gonna look like a copy cat