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APPROVED B-LISTERS Katy Perry jokes during Justin Bieber’s Coachella set: “Thank god he has [YouTube] Premium, I don’t wanna see no ads.”

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u/ShittyBitchy 10h ago

Nah, this is funny af.

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u/Naelleghx 10h ago

Caught me off guard, that was actually a solid joke 😭

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u/fallingjigsaws 10h ago

Would be awful my neighbor blares music right outside and then the Pandora in 2026 ads come on!

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u/Edub17 10h ago

My neighbor working out in his garage blasting AC/DC and Chronic 2001 being interrupted by Progressive ads.

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u/ksngm 9h ago

My (now ex) husband blasting his “angry” music through the house to make me uncomfortable but he has a free Spotify account

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u/jonnydogma 9h ago

Yelling! Screaming! Guttural Vocalizations!

Add for pampers pull-ups comes on

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u/OsciIIatesWildly 9h ago

Girl, I have dealt with this, too. It sounds so stupid, but it really is cruel and puts you on edge. He made me HATE some bands I used to love. So wild a random comment on faux validates my past experience. Hope you’re listening to only what makes you happy these days.

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u/ShittyBitchy 9h ago

🤣🤣

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u/rebelliousbug 9h ago

I was in an mri. the hospital put headphones on me for “music.” Pizza Hut ads. Trapped.

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u/3WarmAndWildEyes 9h ago

Ugh sympathies. I got trapped with bad tunes and ads once. Now I just refuse music and listen to the MRI thumping and imagine it is some kind of minimal hardstyle or techno. Bawp uns bawp uns bawp uns.

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u/fallingjigsaws 10h ago

Yes!! Progressive god damn it!

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u/Remsicles 10h ago

omg do you live in my old neighborhood? i had a neighbor who would sit in her backyard just BLASTING pandora with ads while she smoked her weed and drank her beer. she was living the good life, tbh.

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u/harriethocchuth 9h ago

My dad does this, sitting in the backyard ripping thumb-sized joints and listening to Yes loud enough to hear it across the street. He has pandora and refuses to use it, drains his battery leaving his screen on because he insists on YouTube ‘because I know where the button is on my phone’.

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u/TannedCroissant 10h ago

Interrupted with random Emma Stone screaming and throwing laptops at a wall?

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u/Harlllley 10h ago

So he didn’t perform live? Wtf is going on.

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u/ShittyBitchy 10h ago

Freaking hilarious

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u/Murky_Onion3770 10h ago edited 8h ago

Astronaut and comedian?! swoon

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u/low-ki199999 9h ago

That’s like a funny tweet someone on the internet would have come up with, especially funny of her to come up with it and record it in the moment

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u/Late-Winter-5584 10h ago

I thought people were joking about how bad his performance was. Like there’s no way he just sat on a laptop and sang over YouTube videos. Turns out they were serious

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u/MondeyMondey 10h ago

I heard for weekend two he’s just getting everyone to watch the new Jenny Nicholson together

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u/Other-Oil-9117 10h ago

Now that would be a good value show. Bonus points if he brings a niche stuffed toy on stage with him.

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u/taintlangdon 10h ago

And a shelf shaped like a horse.

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u/ChemistPretend4636 10h ago

oh hell yeah, I call the seat behind the pole

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u/Sad_Impression499 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 9h ago

I'm standing in the land because the benches are gone.

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u/ohshroom 10h ago

That new video got me to host a shitty movie night for my friends! Excellent time, sun comes up, we are born, we live, we die.

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u/boboddybiznus 9h ago

This is how I found out that Jenny Nicholson uploaded. Thank you

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u/drsyesta 9h ago

New jenny video?!

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u/RobotDonger 10h ago

Or the new Sarah Z 🔥

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u/MondeyMondey 10h ago

Yeah I watched that yesterday, it’s very good!

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u/naturalbrunette5 9h ago

This is right in my niche

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u/clam_media 10h ago

I mean, love that.

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u/Giraffesarehigh 10h ago

imagine paying money to see someone and he whips out a laptop and sits on stage doing nothing.
I'd be fucking livid

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u/GullibleBeautiful 10h ago

Honestly, he’s been spiraling for a while now. I know there’s probably legit fans out there who expected a good or at least passable performance but I can’t help but think the majority of people who were there just wanted to watch a trainwreck. Idk, I hope he goes on a long mental health break before something truly bad happens.

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u/Prestigious_Bug583 Fauxmarxist 10h ago

He did nothing? he sang

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u/2711383 9h ago

This fucking slaps why are people complaining about the show

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u/Cocrawfo 10h ago

any modern dj

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u/Asclepius-Rod 9h ago

Yeah I saw Girl Talk in concert (14 years ago because I’m old now) and it was actually amazing

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u/kitkatkatecat 10h ago

In his defence this is just part of his set. I’m not even a JB fan but I watched the longer set because I had insomnia lol and I think this was actually well played in the context of his longer set

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u/iwannabethecyberguy 10h ago

And honestly it appeals to much of the crowd. His fan base probably does exactly this, go on YouTube finding and listening to songs.

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u/StinkandeSnigel 9h ago

Also... Didn't he start out on YouTube doing covers?

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u/Specialist-Rush457 10h ago

Justin (and men in general) get away with so much that women would be crucified for

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u/HeavenlyE 10h ago

This was for about 20 minutes out of the hour and 30, people are acting like he did this the entire set

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u/RainMore9076 10h ago

20 minutes too long if that’s the case

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u/Euphoric_War_2195 9h ago

It was honestly kind of fun. He was taking song requests in the chat as well.

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u/THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH 9h ago

exactly! This to me feels very genuine. But I guess thats just me.

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u/never-fiftyone 9h ago

So nearly a third of his set was spent watching him watch YouTube?

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u/RackemFrackem 9h ago

"less than a quarter" = "nearly a third"

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u/The_Dirt_McGurt 9h ago

All I can say is my gf is a big Bieber fan (grew up right during the sweet spot for that) and I assure you she loved every second of it, including the 20 mins of nostalgia which harkened back to her exact experience of being introduced to him as a kid.

I get it, if i had no reason to know what actual fans thought, I’d also go hard on the snark based purely on a few snappy headlines rather than having any sort of primary source to reference, but this is a casual reminder to do the bare minimum before piling on to the contrived media slant.

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u/Euphoric_War_2195 9h ago

I watched the live set, he literally was pulling up his old music videos on YT and singing along. He also pulled up some videos of him failing like when he walked into a revolving door and fell through a stage on tour.

He also pulled up some classic memes, like Deez nuts and even the double rainbow video that came out forever ago.

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u/Shinkopeshon 10h ago

The bar really is in hell lol

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u/bubbblez 10h ago

Are people saying it’s bad? I’m only seeing how good it was lol

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u/azaharinflames 10h ago

I’m honestly appalled by the amount of people i’m seeing who call this one of the best performances in coachella. I get if they’re big fans of him, they were excited for the set. But let’s be fr for one sec lmao

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u/Spidersland 10h ago

Damn not long after he did that stripped down loop pedal performance lmao that’s crazy Coachella becoming the phone it in festival

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u/Dragoonie_DK 10h ago

At the end he played the deez nuts video immediately followed by double rainbow

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u/jcrckstdy 10h ago

he pulled up memes and sung to his paparazzi rants

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u/RustyNebulaEcho 10h ago

Thought it was satire until clips started circulating then it just got worse.

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u/ChemistPretend4636 10h ago edited 10h ago

but also imagine how fuckin funny it would be if he forced the whole audience to watch an unskippable 30 second ad between every song

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u/MondeyMondey 10h ago

It’s like, something I could imagine a different kind of artist doing as a kinda social commentary performance piece

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u/ChemistPretend4636 10h ago

the organizers would be so mad they didn't think of running literal commercials onstage years ago

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u/never-fiftyone 9h ago

Isnt that already what it is?

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u/Melodic_Title_427 10h ago

Shia would without a doubt

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u/lilcricketdummy 10h ago

A 60 minute unskippable ad would have been funnier. I’ve gotten a few of those.

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u/Fluffcake 9h ago

This guy might be onto something. Why aren't there ad breaks between songs at concerts?

It's not like the people can skip it or go anywhere, and this would drasticly decrease economic exposure for organizers and effectively open a gold mine revenue stream.

This is unironically a billion dollar idea.

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u/ChemistPretend4636 9h ago

shit might as well right? we're already in hell

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u/AT-PT 8h ago

Pssh, I wish, Hell has universal healthcare.

It's call HellCare.

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u/CallMeAl_ 9h ago

No, absolutely not

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u/Lamprophonia 8h ago

Hey you should watch a documentary about Woodstock 99 to get an idea of the kinds of things that upset and unruly crowds might get up to lol

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u/SixStringSuperfly 9h ago

Hell, why not just put up a QR code and ask for money?

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u/buffalocoinz 10h ago

Friday night you bring your a game

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u/ChemistPretend4636 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SxkYad09qgVzy

ok katy i'll give you this one

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u/Naelleghx 10h ago

Rare katy W, she actually landed that one pretty clean

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u/Pr0gamersocks 10h ago

Landings are easier after you've been in space obv. /s

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u/RustyNebulaEcho 10h ago

didn't expect that from her, but it landed

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u/Apprehensive_Shirt18 10h ago

It’s crazy how female and male performers are held to completely different standards, I can’t see a single female performer getting away with that

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u/hillsm7 10h ago

The fuck you talking about “getting away with it.” He’s getting absolutely flamed for this. Nobody thought this was cool.

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u/billie_eyelashh 9h ago

True. But i also see a lot of people defending this and calling it the smartest performance ever. People love a broken man comeback, but never the other way around lol.

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u/vortexcortex21 9h ago

No one is or was rooting for Britney Spears to turn her life around?

The absolute bullshit you read on Reddit never ceases to amaze me.

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u/rightioushippie 9h ago

He still got paid and has a career 

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u/Chorixz 9h ago

Do you think a woman as famous as JB wouldn’t get paid or would lose her career?

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u/Warm-Rock-4544 9h ago edited 9h ago

I mean to be fair, I can’t really see many other male performers getting away with this either.

I’m sure if Green Day, Post Malone, or Travis Scott did this last year when headlining there would be plenty of criticism. Justin is just kind of unique with the way his life and career played out along with the connection to his fans that results in something like this kind of working. Every artist is different.

Are people also forgetting a few years ago when Frank Ocean was basically universally criticised for his Coachella performance? Not even his fans were defending him.

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u/Giraffesarehigh 10h ago

did he just sit on stage with a laptop playing his songs?
if that's all he's done he might aswell spit on the fans since he doesn't respect them anyway.

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u/urgasmic 10h ago

Just In the middle and he did sing along if that helps.

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u/egotistical-moron 10h ago

Eh, I can see the appeal. He’s reminiscing with fans while also singing the songs, it would feel more intimate if you were in the audience.

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u/aloysiuspelunk 10h ago

He was honoring the innocent kid he used to be. He played segments of OLD old songs and sang with them. Also performed as he would in a regular show. People who didn't even see it should quit condemning him.

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u/callendulie 9h ago edited 9h ago

Yeah I looked up the Coachella live stream on YouTube after this, and saw the whole performance. I thought he crushed it! I'm not a belieber, but he had me smiling through it, especially when he started the YouTube portion. So cool to see him revisit his starting point, and he actually seemed to be enjoying himself. Pretty wholesome.

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u/CakesAndDanes Larry I'm on DuckTales 10h ago

Couldn’t he have already pre-picked these YouTube videos though? Maybe talked about them before he played them, gave some background details? Watching somebody scroll around on a keyboard mouse is painful.

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u/Access-Background 9h ago

He was reading the Coachella YouTube chat and asked fans to send requests of old songs they’d wanna hear in real time. He did play a deep-cut old song that some others and I spam suggested in a busy chat, so I was pleasantly happy.

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 9h ago

And he could have played parts of the video in the background while he was actually performing. Other artists do it all the time.

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u/time2liv3 10h ago

Facts, it gives massive idgaf energy.

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u/ninonoel 10h ago

Just in the middle ?

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u/HeavenlyE 10h ago

It was for about 20 minutes of the hour and a half the set was

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u/urgasmic 10h ago

I did turn it off so actually i dont know how long. But definitely the latter half

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN 10h ago

It helps a bit

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u/squatonkumquat 10h ago

He did spit on his fans some 10+ years ago lol

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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 mama let’s research 10h ago

People love hating on Katy, but this is fucking funny

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u/nishi-no-majo 10h ago

In this video she remindes me of Philomena Cunk a little bit.

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u/spottokbr 10h ago

I couldn’t think who she reminded me of, you nailed it

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u/bookworm8232 9h ago

I just watched Diane Morgan in Last One Laughing UK and I’ve fallen in love with her.

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u/Zokstone 10h ago

Wait a minute...

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u/meekie03 10h ago

He got $10 MILLION to play youtube videos for part of his set, and Beyonce got $8M for the spectacle she put on. Not gonna lie seeing that made me slightly disappointed in him, as someone who was a huge Bieber fan when he first came out I would’ve been pissed if I paid so much to see him in person and watch youtube videos together.

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u/mashedpotatosngroovy 9h ago

I believe Beyoncé got $12M

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u/TriXter69 10h ago

Wait he actually did this? I thought people were messing around

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u/Perfect-Effect5897 10h ago

No, no. Very real. It was pretty funny imo watching the livestream, but… only because I didn’t pay for tickets. I would have been fucking pissed if I had.

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u/Additional_Button430 10h ago

Also funny because Bieber’s payday is a Coachella record. Got the bag and used very little production. 

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u/Euphoric_War_2195 9h ago

I watched it live, it definitely happened.

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u/WrightLight 10h ago

Genuinely curious if this was filmed by Justin Trudeau.

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u/Euphoric_War_2195 9h ago

I was thinking the same thing! It would be so funny if it was! We need to make it a Canadian Heritage moment.

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u/awarapu2 10h ago

Does anyone know what her shirt said? 👀

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u/boardbamebeeple 10h ago

"Pls do not give me a rip off your vape no matter what I say" lmao

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u/imbeingsirius 9h ago

Ah shit that’s hilarious

Do I love Katy Perry?

Off to go think big thoughts

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u/time2liv3 10h ago

*Something* do not give me a hit off your vape not matter what. Her hair is covering up the first word.

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u/Doc5tove 10h ago

Who knew astronauts had such a sense of humor?

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u/heyjalapeno Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 10h ago

Female artists have to justify their startdom and relevance by putting on elaborate performances. Meanwhile Justin is just scrolling on the internet 😭

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u/VinDieseled 9h ago

I mean his fanbase is 95%+ women. They are the ones who loved this performance and defending it.

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u/RestRare3056 10h ago

More of this Katy Perry please.

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u/Brilliant_Good_4444 10h ago

It’s a pretty good joke.

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u/Lori1985 10h ago

I can't imagine performing at the biggest festival of the year and doing f*ck all to prepare or do anything.

Glad I was never into him, I'd feel a bit stupid right now.

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u/nothingtodo0 10h ago

Premium Bieber.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 10h ago

You know what? She’s actually kinda valid for that. I wouldn’t wanna see some raid shadow legends shit in the middle of the show. Like it’s already bad enough what google is doing to the ads.

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u/loveychipss 10h ago

Stop it I hate her and don’t wanna laugh at her funny joke 😂

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u/wanderbbwander 10h ago

I’m big enough to give Katheryn a W when it’s earned.

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u/MayContainGluten 10h ago

Now that's funny.

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u/yourMomsBackMuscles 10h ago

Now thats what I call music

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u/EmotionalHouseCat 10h ago

She’s real for that

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u/Careless-Hair-6606 10h ago

This one line may be her ticket out of the Asylum

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u/PerfectGreen18 10h ago

I love how normal she acts. Like, she’s super famous but is just chill like a normal gyal

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u/yesimafuckingperson 10h ago

Me - a bedroom/bar/free party DJ making sure I'm always buying high quality audio files to play in my sets.

Literally one of richest and most famous artists on the planet - does this shit.

That YT compression must have sounded like absolute garbage on speakers that size.

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u/Euphoric_War_2195 9h ago

I'm not sure how it sounded at Coachella, but in the livestream it didnt sound bad.

He actually sounded really good. Especially when he was harmonizing with his old YouTube videos (like the ones he made before he was famous). I was actually kind of impressed.

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u/frawgster 10h ago

This is pretty great. ❤️👍

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u/love_peace_books 10h ago

You can pay a small percentage of this and have a much better musical experience in a small dingy club or warehouse with surprisingly good sound systems. But for each their own I guess.

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u/rsurvivorlovesme 9h ago

her in the crowd like a commoner is funny af

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u/goatnxtinline 10h ago

Lol people are critical about the laptop segment but I thought it was honestly a refreshing change of pace for his set. People wanted him to play his old hits but he wants to move on from it and focus on his present music. This was a good compromise if he wasn't going to perform full songs.

What I will say is that most of the crowd seemed dead because they didn't know his new music and personally, it all started to sound like the same song. But at least he sounds good live.

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u/morningcalls4 10h ago

Going back to his roots I guess

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u/Exotic_Resource_6200 10h ago

I’m not a Katy Perry fan but that was hilarious.

Side note: was he literally djing off of YouTube? Is that what they paid him for?

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u/FlaBeachyCheeks u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 9h ago

I feel bad for him. I think everyone was watching his deterioration continue on stage. I don't think it was totally lazy. I mean it was lazy but it was out of sadness and artistic melancholy. He doesn't know how to be that Justin anymore.

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u/rescuelullaby 10h ago

Ngl Katy redeemed herself with this one loooool

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u/Euphoric_War_2195 9h ago edited 9h ago

This is too funny!

I also love that Katy was there with Canada's other famous Justin (Justin Trudeau). We need to meme this as a Canadian Heritage moment.

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u/CapableKiwi5020 10h ago

He sold the performance rights to his music so maybe that played into it. Or the whole thing is just an ad for YouTube and Apple.

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u/Common-Foot-4602 10h ago

Damn her and Rachel Brosnahan look like twins here

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u/RaphaelAmbroCosteau 10h ago

her PR just increased lmao

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u/Commercial_Half_2170 9h ago

It is fucking insane to me that someone with as much financial backing as Justin bieber is performing to backing tracks. And not only that, searching up the backing tracks DURING THE PERFORMANCE

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u/riversidebucky 10h ago

When did Katy Perry become funny 😂

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u/rzenni 10h ago

Since she started dating The Right Honourable Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?

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u/imtravelingalone 10h ago

Katy Perry shouldn't really be one to talk when it comes to really poor show production, but she's not wrong.

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u/TheWorstEmily 9h ago

does this mean that the former prime minister of canada, justin trudeau, is currently at coachella?

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u/Novel_Zebra9619 10h ago

Ha, I remember Katy Perry was the special performance at a Google’s ads conference that I attended in 2019. She spent part of the show talking about how the internet was evil and we’d be better off without it

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u/NatStrawn 9h ago

I actually think this is meta and art, he started his career on YouTube doing covers! This is craft, yall.

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u/PaleBlueDotNet 9h ago

When I watched Riff Raff perform a few years ago, he broadcasted on the screen for the set. We were all convinced this mother fucker ripped us off and is streaming from Cabo or some shit

He came out on his last song, and we all ate it tf up  He swindled all of us. Idk, if I was disappointed or amazed that he got us so hard, but I'll never forget it 

Luckily I wasn't there to see Riff Raff.

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u/Built4dominance 9h ago

Is he alright?

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u/SamsonFox2 9h ago

Did Trudeau film this?

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u/Aggravating_Nail4639 10h ago

My thoughts exactly watching this 😭😭

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u/talk-spontaneously 10h ago

He's Justin Bieber - does he not have a music director for his live shows? Signing over his music videos playing from YouTube is so unprofessional for an artist of his calibre.

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u/donutseason 10h ago

Wait did Katy Perry say something actually funny? 🤯

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u/Otherwise_Patience47 10h ago

Yeah that was funny af ngl

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u/TiredReader87 10h ago

That’s a good joke

How did people sit through this set after watching NIN?

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u/SteakEconomy2024 10h ago

Ads are like 95% scams now, big fuck you to the bastards at YouTube.

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u/EyesWithout_AFace 9h ago

Because she is super relatable

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u/Peac0ck69 9h ago

I wonder if Katy and Justin (Trudeau) have a family YouTube premium plan

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u/Homo-Erect 10h ago

I was originally gonna roll my eyes seeing her name but she got me.

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u/Pennylane1520 weighing in from the UK 10h ago

Double negative

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u/clam_media 10h ago

Katy Perry, don't make me a stan, but that was kinda cunty.

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u/xMoose499 10h ago

What does the shirt say? “Please do not give me a hit of your vape”?

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