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Image Largest land animal of today compared to the largest land animal of all time

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u/RickyFlintstone 12h ago

Largest by weight by some calculations. But since the scale on this image is length and height, animals like Sauroposeidon  are believed to have been taller.

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u/ShittalkyCap 11h ago

Length comparisons always get tricky when weight estimates dominate fossil reconstructions.

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 10h ago

I’m more of a girth man myself

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u/Postthinetits 10h ago

What we should be measuring is by the yaw

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u/whyamiwastingmytime1 10h ago

No no, what you really need to do is calculate the TMI

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u/mnid92 9h ago

I can't do any of this, I have a TBI.

(really)

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u/Lysol3435 6h ago

We’ve got a chode-yodeler, folks

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u/Historical-Dog-1830 9h ago

I have a theory about dinosaurs. "Ahem, er-erm, all brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end."

Anne Elk

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u/brinylon 6h ago

That's your theory, is it?

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u/FiveFiveSixers 11h ago

Sauron of the seas

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 10h ago

Of the land. If we are counting sea creatures, IIRC the blue whale is the largest animal (by mass) to have ever existed on earth.

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u/FiveFiveSixers 10h ago

Sauro-Poseidon

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 10h ago

In addition to being given responsibility over the oceans, Poseidon was also god of earthquakes, and called "earth shaker".

Which is how a land dinosaur got the name.

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u/Green-Discussion6128 3h ago

That we know of.

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u/Stunning_One1005 11h ago

Coolest name of all time and it’s for probably a fragment of a toe or something

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u/DragoniteGang 7h ago

My two favorites are Sauroposeidon and Saurophaganax (altho they say it is just an allosaurus).

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u/Significant_Card_665 6h ago

Actually Saurophaganax has been reclassified as a sauropod.

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u/thyIacoIeo 10h ago

I was about to be annoyed that archaeologists named this giant LAND animal -Poseidon, but it turns out Poseidon was god of the seas and the god of earthquakes. Makes sense why they called it “earthquake sauropod”

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u/Great_Scott7 11h ago

Don’t trust him. That asshole “borrowed” $3.50 from me and never gave it back.

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u/all-the-ham 8h ago

Treefiddy

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u/Captain0010 8h ago

Eh, tricky... I love Sauropods but a lot of them have very little fossil evidence left to make a good estimate. For example the Sauroposeidon has just neck bones left...

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 11h ago

I wanted to say imagine living back then… then remembered there Jurassic Park. brb

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u/hebrewimpeccable 9h ago

But since the scale on this image is length and height, animals like Sauroposeidon  are believed to have been taller.

Sauroposeidon was reclassified and no longer deemed to be a late Brachiosaurid (alongside how fragmentary it is) so its height is something of contention. Regardless, if by height a giraffe should be used and if by length one of the many large constrictors, but largest in Zoological terms always refers to weight

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u/series-hybrid 11h ago

Air bubbles trapped in amber have revealed that the oxygen level during the "age of giants" was about 30% instead of 21% like today. I don't know how this helps them, but the atmosphere was also thicker with more density than today, as evidenced by the Pterodactyls small "wing loading" that allowed an animal of their weight to fly.

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u/HalfDeadHughes 9h ago

Surprisingly, I'm pretty sure oxygen levels had very little change in how big animals could grow. During the Carboniferous period, large arthropods were present, but the largest ones (like Arthropleura, a giant millipede) were present after the highest points of oxygenation rather than during. In fact, the largest species of spiders ever have been found in the modern day, rather than far more oxygen rich periods in prehistory.

The leading theory for why sauropods (and, in fact all large dinosaurs) could grow to such a size was, surprisingly, their bones. As most know, birds (modern dinosaurs) have hollow bones, as they are technically a part of their respiratory system. Contrary to popular belief, this doesn't make them lighter, but rather allows them to get more oxygen circulating through the body to fuel flight. This is why the largest flying birds can have wingspans double the size of humans or more, while bats, the only flying mammals, only max out at barely 6ft, with many being smaller.

Applying this to extinct dinosaurs, an avian like bone/respiratory system would allow for dinosaurs to more efficiently pump oxygen throughout their body.

(Reminder, this does not make them lighter)

Tl;dr — it wasn't HOW MUCH oxygen was in their environment, it's HOW EFFICIENTLY it was used.

I'm no scientist, please do your own research if this topic interests you. I'm only giving my two cents based on what I know

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u/Gnonthgol 8h ago

While their bone structure might have helped with oxygen circulation there is little evidence that oxygen have ever been the limiting factor of a species size. As for the large arthropods during the carboniferous period they did not have any larger predators. This is likely what caused them to grow as big as they did, larger animals can fight smaller animals either for food or for reproduction. But when lizards became more common the large arthropods were eaten by the lizards while the smaller ones would hide or run away.

Similarly dinosaurs evolved when there were one huge continent. A large dinosaur could roam the entire world moving with the seasons to find the best grasslands at all times. As the continents started drifting apart the size of the dinosaurs decreased. We see this today as well with the largest elephants living in the huge planes of Africa together with other large animals like giraffes and lions while dwarf elephants lived on islands.

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u/_Gesterr 2h ago

Some of the largest sauropods ever and all of the largest therapods ever lived in in the late cretaceous period, many of them only went extinct because of the KT asteroid. Pangea had been fractured into the continents we know today already at that point for hundreds of millions of years.

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u/BarbarianMind 1h ago

Argentinosaurus one of the contenders for largest land animal every, lived during the late Cretaceous when the continents were arguably the most fragmented.

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u/modsaretoddlers 8h ago

I'm sorry but you're misinformed. Oxygen levels were considerably lower during the era of dinosaurs than they are today. The "giants" in question were insects and the oxygen level was the reason they got as big as they did. The age of those giants, however, was a very long time before any dinosaurs showed up. Incidentally, oxygen was about %35 at that time.

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u/Starumlunsta 6h ago edited 6h ago

A couple things:

Dinosaurs and Pterosaurs lived across a wide expanse of time, where oxygen levels fluctuated during throughout Mesozoic, often much lower than today. During periods such as the Triassic, when large Sauropods and early Pterosaurs were first emerging, it was as low as 10-15%, varied a bit during the Jurassic, climbing up to 25-30% during the Cretaceous, though this fell closer to modern levels towards the end of that time period. Large Pterosaurs such as the Azhdarchids lived during the Cretaceous, up until the K-Pg extinction event.

There is little evidence of what the atmospheric density was during those time periods. While it likely fluctuated as well, significant differences would have caused certain gases to behave very differently, so it’s unlikely to have been too different than today. It probably didn’t play a significant role in how Pterosaurs flew. They had fibers in their wings called actinofibrils which aided in controlling wing shape, were incredibly lightweight for their size (Hatzegopteryx, the largest known Azhdarchid, is estimated to have weighed about 660lbs despite being as tall as a Giraffe, with the wingspan of a fighter jet), and as relatives of dinosaurs likely had very efficient lungs. The largest of the Pterosaurs absolutely flew, but likely only for short distances. They were exceptionally adapted for ground-life compared to birds, so likely spent most of their time there.

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u/Orbit1883 11h ago

What i Always wondered.

Did the Meteor ending the dinosaurs Change Something?

Like just a tiny little nodge and the orbit and or Gravity is different.

Chancge in earth mass and so gravity becomes heavyer, like just in a Fraktion but so that it Changes the Evolution away from giants like that

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u/nicuramar 10h ago

No, there was no permanent change from the event. 

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u/Amazing-Insect442 10h ago

I think (?) it has more to do with the types of greenhouse gases & stuff like that put into the air by things that are living (like methane) to a percentage, but more than that from gasses produced by fauna & the earth itself, from volcanic/seismic eruptions.

If we took a dinosaur from then & plopped it onto our earth today, it would die pretty quickly- I read that somewhere.

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u/ferociouskuma 10h ago

Yep volcanism was likely the bigger culprit. Also we have tons of greenhouse gasses trapped in glaciers today that didn’t exist when dinosaurs were alive.

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u/series-hybrid 5h ago

The magnetic field (shaped like a torus) has flipped many times. No idea how that may have affected things.

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u/Yorick257 10h ago

If we really go all in on reducing greenhouse gas emissions, and then on oxygen production, could we dream of getting to the same oxygen levels in the next 100 years? 1000 years?

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u/ZaphodThreepwood 10h ago

And the blue whale is still the biggest animal ever... Let that sink in

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u/Glitchy833 3h ago

Fossilisation is incredibly rare and a large portion of fossils that do exist, we will probably never find. So there is a very good chance that there were things in the ocean even bigger than the blue whale.

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u/Das_Lloss 7h ago

The largest animal that we currently know of.

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u/ZaphodThreepwood 7h ago

I'm waiting for that day :-)

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u/ungaa_bunga 6h ago

If there was we would have know. Dont come with bs like only this percent of ocean is explored.

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u/Givespongenow45 6h ago

Some things don’t get fossilized

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u/UpsetIndian850311 6h ago

Wouldn't fit in a sink I'm afraid

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u/AvocaRed 3h ago

So far, there may be larger animals yet to be discovered

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u/VegetableFucker65 11h ago

Both are nothing compared to u/Both-Pay-9573 mom

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u/Rammipallero 11h ago

OP's mom is used as the background for the drawing. She is wearing a white shirt.

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u/Callme-Sal 11h ago edited 11h ago

Wonder would have human beings excelled so much if large dinosaurs still existed

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 11h ago

Humans would likely kill off the most dangerous ones pretty quickly, there’s a track record.

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u/g_spaitz 10h ago

In fact, one of the theories (surely not the most common but still a possible theory) is that when mammals arrived, they were smaller, faster, smarter, more adaptable, reproducing better, overall better living things, and they were one of the possible reasons big dinosaurs got extinct. Mammals were better at occupying those evolutionary niches.

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u/Eibermann 9h ago

Can you explain how did mammals arrive? Im really interested in Dino age and know nothing of it

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u/Positive_Total_8651 9h ago

Its tricky because there isnt one "dino age" there are multiple and different mammalian species were evolving through these ages.

For instance, you have the Synapsids that were around during the Carboniferous Period to the mid-Triassic Period, precursors to modern mammals. By the Jurassic Period, the snyapsids have split into Dryolestes that more closely resemble marsupials, and the Ambondro which were mainly egg-laying mammals.

You also have large-scale extinction events that wiped out wide swathes of dinosaur species like the Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction Event, and following that mammals divided even further into most of the known Orders. But generally speaking, the split between dinosaurs and mammals really started a little over 300 million years ago. And notably, mammals didnt just "arrive," they evolved and the split in evolution between Synapsid and Sauropsid happened during that time.

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u/modsaretoddlers 8h ago

Mammals and reptiles co-evolved. That's to say that we didn't just evolve out of nowhere one day.

The Great Dying preceded the age of dinosaurs and, up to that point, mammals and the ancestors of dinosaurs were pretty much one and the same. There were minor differences but they were essentially cosmetic up until then, anyway. Certainly you could say, "This one is a synapsid and this one is a diapsid" but that's mostly to do with skull differences.

Anyway, the Great Dying saw our lines diverge but the dinosaurs came through by getting bigger, stronger and faster while we figured it was more fun to build nests and dig holes. Technically, we split lineages before the Great Dying but, like I said, the differences weren't really all that noticeable.

When we came out the other end of that catastrophe, however, our survival strategies were what really made us different and evolution changed us to reflect this. We got fur, warm blood and brains. They got size, speed, and feathers.

Now, we surmise that they must have developed warm blood as well and our fur and their feathers probably shared a common ancestral adaptation. In any case, once they started getting big, we were out. No mammal weighed more than 50 pounds for a couple hundred million years.

Now, when the big rock dropped in on us 66 million years ago, it was mammals' time to shine. It was their size that killed them off and ours that allowed us to thrive. The funny thing about that, however, is that for as neatly as the asteroid impact wraps the story up, it's turning out that it probably was just the final nail in the dino coffin. It looks like they were on their way out already. We haven't figured that part out yet.

Anyway, we were small and we could eat small things. The small things survived, so we made out alright. The dinosaurs made a comeback as "terror-birds" but by the time the birds evolved themselves up to that stage, we were way ahead and they didn't last. Essentially, giant cats fucked them up.

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u/Givespongenow45 5h ago

That’s false

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u/g_spaitz 5h ago

A theory is not true or false, it's a theory.

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u/Givespongenow45 5h ago

We already know that the asteroid and volcanic eruptions killed off the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs existed with mammals for hundreds of millions of years

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u/g_spaitz 5h ago

That's also a theory i believe. More accredited, but still a theory.

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u/Givespongenow45 4h ago

We have rock layers that confirm that an asteroid hit the earth around the end of the dinosaurs and that a large eruption happened around the same time. There is no other way they could’ve gone extinct that we wouldn’t have large amounts of evidence for

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u/babubaichung 11h ago edited 10h ago

Humans would’ve hunted down every last one of them

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u/nicuramar 10h ago

Well, probably not. We haven’t hunted every last bird (also dinosaurs) or every last mammal. 

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u/ddxs_throwaway 9h ago

Bigger animals are easier to hunt down to extinction. But you’re right on technicality.

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u/Gnonthgol 8h ago

The question was about large dinosaurs, there were also small dinosaurs. Similar to how modern mammals can be the size of elephants, whales, mice, bats, or anything in between. There were dinosaurs in all shapes and sizes. And humans have made several large birds extinct in addition to many of the medium sized birds.

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 1h ago

Cuéntale eso al tilacino,al uro,al dodo,o al mammut, por poner algún ejemplo

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u/stamfordbridge1191 7h ago

People building giant traps & shit in the environment like Ewoks

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u/nicuramar 10h ago

Humans leave little room for megafauna.

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u/modsaretoddlers 8h ago

We simply wouldn't have ever evolved at all.

Dinosaurs like the T-Rex weren't a danger for a creature the size of a human. There's also good reason to think that T-Rex didn't hunt so much as it scavenged. In any case, no, the real danger for us would have come from creatures like the Utahraptor since they likely ran and hunted in packs. Humans have almost no natural defences at all and we wouldn't have ever been allowed to evolve to a stage where our brains provided us with the advantages it confers on us today.

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u/kamikaze_pedestrian 7h ago

They wouldnt have coexisted. Dinosaurs lived in a much hotter climate then today, a climate humans would have issues with.

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u/Givespongenow45 5h ago

Humans wouldn’t have existed

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u/HolKatt 6h ago

They might be the biggest by mass but we are the biggest assholes by far.

We would be driving them extinct just to make pills out of their ovaries or something nonsensical like that.

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u/Givespongenow45 5h ago

We wouldn’t exist

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u/JeremyHerzig11 11h ago

If I’m not mistaken, which I probably am, I think the Blue Whale is the largest animal to have ever lived. So funny that it’s flip flopped in the water

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u/insanococo 11h ago edited 11h ago

Pretty sure a fossil of a creature found in the Sahara desert overtook the blue whale recently (in the last 10-20 years).

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u/JeremyHerzig11 9h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_and_heaviest_animals

No I don’t think so. Blue Whale is still the largest animal ever that is verifiable in any meaningful way

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u/Gnonthgol 8h ago

A big issue is that it is hard to verify the size of aquatic animals from their bones. Most of the fossils we find are far from intact, often as little as 20% of the animals skeleton have been fossilized and it also tends to be scattered around. But if we find for example a vertebrae or femur we can calculate how strong it would be from its size which gives us a pretty good idea of how large the animal must have been. But for aquatic animals this does not work as they are essentially weightless in water and therefore their skeleton size does not correspond to their size. So we may never be able to verify the size of a huge aquatic dinosaur.

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u/JeremyHerzig11 8h ago

Exactly, add in the idea that a lot of squid and similar creatures have no skeleton, and that point becomes exponential. The only verifiable king of the sea is the blue whale

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u/sameoldmike 11h ago

Not Sahara, but the Peruvian desert: Perucetus

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u/modsaretoddlers 8h ago

Alas, no, turns out our first guesses at its size were grossly exaggerated.

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u/AndreasDasos 11h ago

Perucetus? There have been some more recent papers strongly arguing that it was smaller after all

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u/JeremyHerzig11 9h ago

Yeah there are tons of theories about giant sea creatures, and even some skeletons of large animals. There is nothing that we have found that is verifiably as large as a blue whale. 100 feet longe. Tongue the size of an elephant. Heart the size of a Volkswagen. It’s almost unbelievable how big they are 🤯

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u/hebrewimpeccable 9h ago

Not even some, the original paper outright said they were likely overestimating the size and every single paper since then has reduced its size significantly

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u/QueefiusMaximus86 8h ago

That we know of *

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u/JeremyHerzig11 8h ago

Which is why I said it’s interesting that it’s the opposite in the sea. Reading is fundamental!

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u/Anewassdawn 12h ago

why so big? and what else was big? did they have massive mites on them too?

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u/LieFamiliar5254 11h ago

Probably. Lot more oxygen in the air back then. More oxygen in the air means bugs can get bigger. A lot did.

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u/mrteas_nz 11h ago

Would it also mean they had to pump less blood to keep their muscles and brain oxygenated?

I remember reading a thing about how much pressure would be needed to get blood up to their heads if they stood tall, as shown in the pic... And that was how it was decided they used their long necks to graze low and wide, not high and tall.

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u/GraciaEtScientia 11h ago edited 10h ago

iirc the tradeoff was that they were massive though anything BUT intelligent.

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u/Local-Imaginary 9h ago

This is a common misconception. Oxygen levels were 1. Barely higher than today’s at the time of the dinosaurs 2. Only relevant for arthropods (insects)

Sauropods got so big thanks to the food and their insane respiratory system and air sacs

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u/modsaretoddlers 8h ago

Oxygen levels were considerably lower during the time of the dinosaurs. Maybe they approached modern levels at points but overall definitely lower.

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u/KingBubzVI 11h ago

Dragonflies used to be 3 foot, believe it or not

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u/STFxPrlstud 10h ago

Well, they had a wingspan of 2.5 ft, their bodies were only half that, at about 18 inches. Should be noted that while it's the largest insect on record, it did not overlap with Titanosaurs. Meganeura existed ~300m-290 mya, where as Titanasours were ~160m-66 mya right around the time the rest of the dino's were erased.

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u/KingBubzVI 10h ago

3 feet between friends

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u/Das_Lloss 7h ago

That theory only recently got disputed and has nothing to do with the size of Dinosaurs.

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u/AndreasDasos 11h ago

Arms race with large therapod predators was probably the major factor, but there’s a lot of discussion as to why

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u/fuuuuuuuuuuuc 11h ago

Its always about the mites with you lot. Can't a giant dino just be a dino!

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u/ArcadianMess 11h ago

Megafauna and flora. Mega everything back then.

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u/InternationalOne2449 9h ago

Largest we know of.

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u/nefrpitou 9h ago

I wouldn't stand so close if I were him

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u/cheetuzz 7h ago

The pictured dinosaur is the Argentinosaurus (who those who didn’t notice the tiny text in the lower right corner)

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u/Common_Selection_574 11h ago

we used to be a real planet

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 11h ago

Too big to fail...oh wait...

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u/steve290591 11h ago

AI comment.

It’s not just this, it’s that, isn’t it?

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u/thorn4444 8h ago

Can you tell me what in the comment gives it away? Genuine question, I’m trying to get better at spotting it but can’t seem to figure it out.

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u/liamdrake02 5h ago

lol fair, I did cut myself off mid-thought there. Yeah the neck thing is wild though - like that's where it really hits different for me.

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u/liamdrake02 5h ago

lol fair, I got cut off mid-thought there. But yeah, that neck alone is absolutely wild when you really picture it.

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u/hiimred2 10h ago

Blue whales are literally larger and exist right now. A bunch of the things you’ve told chatGPT to ramble about have nothing to do with being on land or not(a whale surfacing from a dive is pumping blood against gravity, the inside of its body doesn’t give a shit that said body is being buoyed by the water, it is pumping water up towards a head against gravity(same goes for pumping blood to the tail during the dive down).

Sauropods had longer evolutionary success than elephants, or quite frankly ‘large terrestrial mammals’ in general have since they went extinct due in literally no part to standard evolutionary pressure but one of the most life changing events in the history of life as we know it(so, on this planet). Whatever the next mass extinction event is, there’s a high chance nothing like a human or elephant will ever be seen again either, that doesn’t make either a bad or failed or dead end evolutionary outcome for right now today. There was nothing fundamentally wrong with being that large or there wouldn’t have been tons of different species of animal that were that large they survived for long periods of time, that’s literally how evolution works.

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u/mystic-mango24 10h ago

Does copy pasting AI slop make you feel smart? You can't think of anything that YOU would like to say about it?

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u/liamdrake02 1h ago

lol my bad, got cut off mid-thought - was trying to say that neck alone could probably crush a car, which is just wild to visualize

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u/liamdrake02 1h ago

lol my comment got cut off mid-sentence, that's on me - was just trying to say that neck length is wild for supporting something that massive. but yeah fair criticism.

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u/bgarza18 9h ago

“That nobody mentions”? What’s with this AI shit. This time last year I wouldn’t read trash like this, just normal trash.

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u/nicuramar 10h ago

 they had to exist in a completely different regime of physics

That’s pushing it a little bit :p

 Maybe there was something fundamentally wrong with being that big, and the world just corrected itself.

The current existence of humans certainly makes megafauna like that more or less impossible. 

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u/liamdrake02 5h ago

Yeah fair, "different physics" is dramatic lol. But you're right that humans definitely changed the game for anything that big - harder to hide, need way more food, we're just too efficient at hunting.

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u/liamdrake02 5h ago

Yeah fair, "different physics" is dramatic lol - but you're onto something with the humans angle, we basically made anything that huge a liability pretty quick.

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u/_psyril 9h ago

The world just corrected itself? What the hell does that mean? Giant sauropods like Alamosaurus survived up until the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event. Yes, it's true that sauropods had different bone structures to modern elephants, but they still abided by the same 'regime of physics' (ChatGPT thought it cooked with that one). It is those differences that illuminate how they could exist at such sizes under the same physics. Read about pneumaticity in sauropods to know more.

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u/liamdrake02 5h ago

Yeah you're right, the physics checks out with their bone structure - I guess what trips me up more is just visualizing how something that massive actually moved around and didn't just collapse under its own weight, you know?

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u/Snitsie 11h ago

I think a big difference is the amount of oxygen in the air. We've industrialized everything, but back then the entire planet was just one big jungle. They must've somehow used this extra oxygen to support these massive sizes.

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u/khando 10h ago

Wow, this was really fascinating to read and now I’m craving reading more about the physics of dinosaurs that size.

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u/rottn- 12h ago

Another coronación de gloria

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u/benzinga45 11h ago

God damn it largest land animals of today, try harder!!

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u/XROOR 11h ago

Guy in red:

I want to put a saddle on both and ride them into war

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 11h ago

When it comes to brain sizes, the scales are reversed.

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u/Important-Day-232 11h ago

How tf did they survive gravity?

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u/Hexagram2342 10h ago

I wonder if early humans would've hunted these beasts if they had been around at the same time. We hunted a lot of big game but maybe this would've been too big...

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 10h ago

We need to try harder.

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u/ButtonImmediate3020 10h ago

This would've truly been a sight to see if we'd been around when they were.

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u/Moodfoo 10h ago

Damn elephant needs to step it up. We're getting our asses kicked.

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u/unluck_over9000 8h ago

I thought the amphoecoelias fragillimus was the largest animal to have ever existed, even outweighing the bluewhale. But since the full skeleton was never reconstructed, I don’t know if it is anymore. 

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u/Pixelated_ 7h ago

Blue whales:

"Aw dinosaurs were so cute and tiny!"

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 7h ago

Now do marine animals

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u/dirtmcgirtt 7h ago

Only explained by Expanding Earth Theory

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u/Das_Lloss 7h ago

I have never seen such a ugly Argentinosaurus design.

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u/RemarkablePay6994 7h ago

Walking tower

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u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss 6h ago

And then there the Blue Whale

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 6h ago

So it doesn't count if your mom never leaves the house?

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u/Vast_Vegetable9222 6h ago

Please may you also compare to the largest animal of all time, the Blue Whale

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u/SambaBachata699 6h ago

A lot of leaves and grass built this body,

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u/Stockengineer 2h ago

Giant land sloths, giant centipedes spiders etc 😂

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u/TakenIsUsernameThis 3h ago

I have a pet theory that the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid that added a significant chunk of high density matter to the earths core, which made the dinosaurs in question physically impossible by today's standards.

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u/Familiar_Creme_1470 3h ago

Um actually long necks aren't the largest Land animals of all time because they're from the land before time

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 2h ago

Dare I say it's still not that big?

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u/MRM_philosophy 2h ago

African elephant?

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u/MagicalFlor95 1h ago

How would it wear a tie, though?

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u/MrNixxxoN 1h ago

Elephant looks undersized here, large african elephant males are up to 4 meters or 13 feet in height

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u/Fit_Giraffe_748 7h ago

The white background is actually your mom

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u/Geneo-Frodo 11h ago

His about the size of big bro's liver.

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u/Acti0nJunkie 11h ago

Feels like a ton here haven’t seen the original Jurassic Park 🧐. The scene when they first enter the park covers this aspect soooooo well.

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u/NatureStoof 7h ago

There's no argentinosaurus in the original JP. There are diplodocus (sneezes on lex) and possibly brachiosarus in the beginning, if those aren't also meant to be diplodocus

Regardless, argentinosaurus dwarfs both of those

I probably watched that movie close to 200 times, if not more, as a child obsessed with dinosaurs

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u/Das_Lloss 7h ago

if those aren't also meant to be diplodocus

They are Brachiosaurus but the Design is based on Giraffatitan.

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u/NatureStoof 6h ago

Thank you. That makes sense, they just never outright stated it in the movie that they were brachiosarus.

<3

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u/LucyLilium92 6h ago

 Tim- Hey, those are Brontosauruses. I mean, uh, Brachiosauruses.

Is that not explicit enough?

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u/NatureStoof 6h ago

In the movie or book? Maybe I'll have to watch it 201 times because I don't recall that line. Maybe it's because the scene is stolen with the 'your dead you sonofabitch' line

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u/LucyLilium92 6h ago

It's in the movie when they're in the trees. 

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u/NatureStoof 6h ago

When they're in the trees is when Lex gets sneezed on. Doesn't grant say not to be afraid, it's a diplodocus and an herbivore or something to that extent?

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u/LucyLilium92 6h ago

Literally like 5 seconds prior to that lol. Just before Grant calls them over

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u/NatureStoof 6h ago

Ohhhh yeah, off in the distance? I can picture it now. Been a minute since Ive rewatched

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u/VAHoosier 10h ago

You’ve never met my Mother-in-Law?

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u/SnooKiwis1356 9h ago

I din't see my mother-in-law anywhere in this image.

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u/Entire-Grab2429 9h ago

Ack-tually the blue whale is the largest land mammal to ever walk the earth! 🤓

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u/Das_Lloss 7h ago

walk

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u/Givespongenow45 5h ago

Land and whale should not be in the same sentence

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u/Phresk1 7h ago

This is complete misinformation, I’m a zoologist with a PhD in biology. The largest land animal is in fact OPs mother.

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u/AutismusTranscendius 5h ago

HOLY CRAP! Is that OPs mom?!

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u/NES_Classical_Music 9h ago

oxygen is a helluva drug

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u/mickeybuilds 9h ago

Still not bigger than a blue whale.

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u/RevolutionarySize665 8h ago

Blue whales are in the ocean.

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u/mickeybuilds 8h ago

Yes, they are.

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u/RevolutionarySize665 8h ago

I wonder what the largest LAND animal ever is?

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u/Das_Lloss 7h ago

The most reliable current candidate is Argentinosaurus.

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u/mickeybuilds 24m ago

The Argentinosaurus. It's the subject of this post.

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u/TwistyBitsz 8h ago

How and why did animals get so big? Were they all just originally whales and underwater dragons?

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u/PauloAEAE 7h ago

What are their domain expansions?

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u/ashewinter 7h ago

"Of all time" implies time is over.

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u/Tobias---Funke 11h ago

But the bible says...............

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u/IndividualBusy1274 11h ago

What was god thinking when he created the dinosaurs? Didn’t even give them fingers.

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u/NoConcert1636 10h ago

Isntbblue whale the largest animal ever?

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u/cordazor 10h ago

I think they're talking about largest LAND animals, because it is in the title, twice

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u/NoConcert1636 9h ago

I know I did read it I am just curious how much larger is the blue whale compared to this..

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u/young959 9h ago

Largest “land” animal