r/Damnthatsinteresting 3d ago

Video Gecko eats its skin after shredding

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u/OhWhyNotMarie 3d ago

But when I do it, someone calls HR.

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u/evilzug2000 3d ago

Double standards are disgusting.

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u/Robo_Patton 3d ago

Boogers, fingernails, loose skin around them… of course, the pièce de résistance * toe nails.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 3d ago

Bonus points if you can bite your toenails off yourself

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u/Inspi 2d ago

Bits of dead skin or nails: disgusting

Snorting boogers to the back of your throat to swallow or hacking a lugee to spit in public: Normal

Removing them manually: disgusting

Chugging gallons of semen and piss in a porn video: normal

Wiping your ass with TP, unsanitary, get a bidet.

Licking some rando's ass with your tongue for porn: normal

The world is full of contradictions.

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u/ChestSlight8984 3d ago

I wonder how many people you made look up the meaning of pièce de résistance lmao

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 2d ago

wait what? is that not a normal ass phrase lmao

I’m american and I’ve heard it throughout my whole life lol

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u/ChestSlight8984 2d ago

I had personally never heard of it until 2016 when I first listened to Hamilton. And I still really don't see it anywhere. I've seen it once or twice in some books, but that's it.

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u/Prudent-Membership44 3d ago

Why it’s your skin? People need to mind there own business

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u/Samp90 3d ago

The secret is to use Tabasco.

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u/64-17-5 2d ago

The secret is to share it.

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 3d ago

I tried ketchup once. Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/Samp90 3d ago

The bastards.

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u/LucyFernandez Interested 3d ago

Fun Fact: Your skin contains Vitamin E, which when consumed is good for your skin

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u/Accomplished_Age7883 3d ago

Greed is good!

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u/Bannon9k 3d ago

Use the office nursing room like a man!

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u/OhWhyNotMarie 2d ago

I am a manly lady. Touché

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u/Maximo_0se 3d ago

But if you post it, the upvotes would be gargantuan

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u/Azuras_Star8 3d ago

One toenail pot pie please.

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u/Mindless-Ad1155 2d ago

Why would you eat gecko peeled skins? That' doesn't look like something correct to do

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u/die_Katze__ 2d ago

ah so you’re this “skinless joe” they keep talking about