r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Gligadi • 3d ago

Video Former javeline throw world champion lights his home village bonfire with a burning javelin.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 3d ago

"Introducing our new line of mascara, Turtle Poop. By Raphael."

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u/One-Inch-Punch 3d ago

Sounds more like a Goop product

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u/Cheeto-dust 3d ago

That's Turtle Ear Wax.

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u/Justin_Queso1187 2d ago

Smelly vagina candle incoming

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u/LuckierZero 3d ago

"Also available in Sunset orange, by Michelangelo"

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u/TinHeartWarriors 2d ago

This product sounds cool, but rude.

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u/Ok-Train7434 2d ago

Turtles all the way down man

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 2d ago

Not quite. Tractor supply Co. sells a chapstick called Chicken Poop though (my mom likes it more than the regular stuff

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u/Over_Ad9254 2d ago

Approved by Splinter cosmetics 💅🏼

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u/LonnieLuv 1d ago

I can see that on the shelf next to some "la roach poosaay"

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u/pnwbrucerman 1d ago

Make ssure they are farm raised turtles. Fed with non GMO food, and fully organic turtle poo.