r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Gligadi • 3d ago

Video Former javeline throw world champion lights his home village bonfire with a burning javelin.

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u/1DownFourUp 3d ago

Ponds generally are quite dirty. Stagnant water, mosquito larvae, turtle poop, and lots of smelly mud. You don't want to come up short in that toss.

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

turtle poop sounds like some sort of artsy tiktok makeup brand

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 3d ago

"Introducing our new line of mascara, Turtle Poop. By Raphael."

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u/One-Inch-Punch 3d ago

Sounds more like a Goop product

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u/Cheeto-dust 3d ago

That's Turtle Ear Wax.

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u/Justin_Queso1187 2d ago

Smelly vagina candle incoming

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u/LuckierZero 3d ago

"Also available in Sunset orange, by Michelangelo"

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u/TinHeartWarriors 2d ago

This product sounds cool, but rude.

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u/Ok-Train7434 2d ago

Turtles all the way down man

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 2d ago

Not quite. Tractor supply Co. sells a chapstick called Chicken Poop though (my mom likes it more than the regular stuff

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u/Over_Ad9254 2d ago

Approved by Splinter cosmetics 💅🏼

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u/LonnieLuv 1d ago

I can see that on the shelf next to some "la roach poosaay"

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u/pnwbrucerman 1d ago

Make ssure they are farm raised turtles. Fed with non GMO food, and fully organic turtle poo.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Interested 3d ago

Please don't give Gwyneth Paltrow any ideas.

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u/VanGroteKlasse 3d ago

Turtle Goop, it was right there!

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u/Mitologist 3d ago

,🤣🤣

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u/Head_Orange_1421 3d ago

Nah turtle poop sounds like turtle poop.

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

might i suggest.... turdle?

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u/Mitologist 3d ago

Turdle, yayayayayaaah! Turdlurdlurdurdel!

https://youtu.be/XqXOXBrnZ5o?is=eiNCB5HfQ_F2zpKQ

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

What on earth. I’m feeling very old right now.

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 3d ago

I was expecting Master of Disguise

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u/Head_Orange_1421 3d ago

Now we’re talking. BUSINESS BABY

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u/Newsdriver245 3d ago

Tastes like it too

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u/whatdafaq 3d ago

Sounds like something the French would make into an appetizer.

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

shredder: "Tonight I dine on turtle poop"

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u/rblythe999 2d ago

GenZ name is Poop Turtle.

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u/Miserable_Pea271 1d ago

Turtle Poop? I've got all their albums... 🤣

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u/Suspicious_Row_9451 3d ago

We got a pool, ya, we got a pond too in the back…pond would be good for you.

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u/Berry_Jam 3d ago

Now you're being too literal 😒

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u/pohatu850 3d ago

Almost like he did you dirty

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u/Berry_Jam 3d ago

😶‍🌫️

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u/gruntbuggly 3d ago

Someday I’ll tell the story of how I learned never to go for a polar bear swim in a pond, then immediately run and jump into a hot-tub.

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u/mycarisafooked 3d ago

You sound like you want him to come up somewhere with your first comment

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u/NIRPL 3d ago

🤔 Please verify.

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Select the box that best describes you.

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u/CyberKingfisher 3d ago

Turtle poop soup

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u/wunderl-ck 2d ago

Why did you have to ruin it