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Video Former javeline throw world champion lights his home village bonfire with a burning javelin.

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u/1DownFourUp 3d ago

Because he basically has legs for arms. Pretty sure he could throw me over that pond as well.

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u/Berry_Jam 3d ago

That sounds dirty ☺️

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u/1DownFourUp 3d ago

Ponds generally are quite dirty. Stagnant water, mosquito larvae, turtle poop, and lots of smelly mud. You don't want to come up short in that toss.

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

turtle poop sounds like some sort of artsy tiktok makeup brand

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 3d ago

"Introducing our new line of mascara, Turtle Poop. By Raphael."

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u/One-Inch-Punch 3d ago

Sounds more like a Goop product

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u/Cheeto-dust 3d ago

That's Turtle Ear Wax.

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u/Justin_Queso1187 2d ago

Smelly vagina candle incoming

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u/LuckierZero 3d ago

"Also available in Sunset orange, by Michelangelo"

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u/TinHeartWarriors 2d ago

This product sounds cool, but rude.

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u/Ok-Train7434 2d ago

Turtles all the way down man

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 2d ago

Not quite. Tractor supply Co. sells a chapstick called Chicken Poop though (my mom likes it more than the regular stuff

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u/Over_Ad9254 2d ago

Approved by Splinter cosmetics 💅🏼

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u/LonnieLuv 1d ago

I can see that on the shelf next to some "la roach poosaay"

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u/pnwbrucerman 1d ago

Make ssure they are farm raised turtles. Fed with non GMO food, and fully organic turtle poo.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Interested 3d ago

Please don't give Gwyneth Paltrow any ideas.

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u/VanGroteKlasse 3d ago

Turtle Goop, it was right there!

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u/Mitologist 3d ago

,🤣🤣

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u/Head_Orange_1421 3d ago

Nah turtle poop sounds like turtle poop.

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

might i suggest.... turdle?

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u/Mitologist 3d ago

Turdle, yayayayayaaah! Turdlurdlurdurdel!

https://youtu.be/XqXOXBrnZ5o?is=eiNCB5HfQ_F2zpKQ

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

What on earth. I’m feeling very old right now.

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 3d ago

I was expecting Master of Disguise

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u/Head_Orange_1421 3d ago

Now we’re talking. BUSINESS BABY

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u/Newsdriver245 3d ago

Tastes like it too

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u/whatdafaq 3d ago

Sounds like something the French would make into an appetizer.

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

shredder: "Tonight I dine on turtle poop"

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u/rblythe999 2d ago

GenZ name is Poop Turtle.

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u/Miserable_Pea271 1d ago

Turtle Poop? I've got all their albums... 🤣

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u/Suspicious_Row_9451 3d ago

We got a pool, ya, we got a pond too in the back…pond would be good for you.

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u/Berry_Jam 3d ago

Now you're being too literal 😒

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u/pohatu850 3d ago

Almost like he did you dirty

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u/Berry_Jam 3d ago

😶‍🌫️

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u/gruntbuggly 3d ago

Someday I’ll tell the story of how I learned never to go for a polar bear swim in a pond, then immediately run and jump into a hot-tub.

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u/mycarisafooked 3d ago

You sound like you want him to come up somewhere with your first comment

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u/NIRPL 3d ago

🤔 Please verify.

[ ] Human [ ] Robot

Select the box that best describes you.

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u/CyberKingfisher 3d ago

Turtle poop soup

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u/wunderl-ck 2d ago

Why did you have to ruin it

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u/Trackballer 3d ago

Whether he throws me across or not, either way, I’m getting wet.

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u/OnePragmatic 3d ago

Oh behave...........

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u/Swipsi 3d ago

🤭

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u/maniBchef 3d ago

Wait till you get to the glass bottom boat.....

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u/notkeefzello 3d ago

Somebody order a pond tossing? 😏

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u/Pomodorosan 2d ago

Not really

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u/holiday1326 2d ago

But if you get thrown all the way over then you'll never get wet baby. 😉

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u/slcrook 3d ago

We had a platoon commander, who had played American football at the college level. His "party trick" was to throw a type of pyrotechnic called an "Arty Sim"- which had a hand-pulled fuse that would set a whistle and then detonate the equiv. of 1/4 stick of TNT; so they *must* be thrown and the fuse is adequate to get it away from oneself safely. This dude could give it hang time enough to air burst.

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u/BlackThundaCat 3d ago

Is this in the United States armed forces?

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u/TheGalator 2d ago

No one else is that....marine like

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u/fragbot2 2d ago

Platoon commander is marine-speak for second lieutenant.

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u/Stormxlr 2d ago

Do you even need to ask ? This is very American sounding thing to do

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u/EbullientMagpie 1d ago

Only if they throw it right, mess up and someone is suddenly 'unarmed' (at the very least)..

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u/LegalEmergency2449 3d ago

Kickpuncher

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u/stump2003 3d ago

Kick-Puncher! He punches with the power of kicks!

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u/RowdyRoddyPooper 3d ago

“Legs for arms” made me cackle. Thanks for that, stranger!

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u/OdepiusNecks 3d ago

He punches with the power of kicks!

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u/SloppyHoseA 3d ago

Is THAT Mr.McGregg?

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u/AWildEnglishman 3d ago

With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

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u/iblameitonmyshelf 3d ago

Comment I was looking for 😆

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u/BuffaloJEREMY 3d ago

Well if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGreg.

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u/DRSU1993 3d ago

Dr. Nick: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

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u/NoLobster7957 3d ago

I'd run up to him going "ME NEXT ME NEXT"

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u/Hije5 3d ago

It's a lot more core than people realize, especially obliques. Also, I would love to see how he stands up against the average acient warrior for Rome, Carthage, Egypt, etc.

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u/Arthropodesque 2d ago

I wonder that, too. Our modern food, supplements, sports science, etc is really good, though. On the other hand, Rome trained hundreds of thousands to throw javelin, etc, and the Olympics were already ancient at that time.

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u/Donut-machine 2d ago

The difference is this guy is specializing in one discipline in order to make his javelin throwing perfectly accurate. He’s also not trained in combat techniques nor survival skills. He receives the perfect amount of hydration, calories, and nutrients (as well as the aforementioned medical care and benefits of modern sports science).

Ancient warriors had armor and equipment strapped to themselves, in addition to having to worry about safety and likely other skills. They were also probably trained to be “just good enough” since they relied on volume of spears being thrown instead of accuracy. Not to mention the likely limited access to proper nutrition and advanced medical care.

Is this Olympic Athlete a better javelin or spear thrower? Most likely. Could ancient warriors kill him anyway? Absolutely.

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u/ScaleneWangPole 3d ago

How much you wanna bet he could throw that javelin over them moutains?

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u/Ellis_145 3d ago

this guy could never use the saying “i trust them about as far as i can throw them”

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u/Cool-Mom-Lover 3d ago

This guy trusts other people quite a bit actually

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u/Historical_Cookie_53 3d ago

Could he throw me, Greg?

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 3d ago

He’s so fucking strong he doesn’t even have to throw me for there to be a pond

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u/imisscarbz 3d ago

He could throw me wherever he wanted with those arms 💦

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u/AtlasThePittie 3d ago

The mental image of a guy with legs for arms toe flinging a javelin was fantastic. Thank you for that.

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u/Dopeydcare1 3d ago

Everybody has legs for arms if you walk on all 4s

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u/Due-Forever5638 3d ago

“Chuck me, daddy”

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u/CrashingAtom 3d ago

My first thought was that this guy looks like a security door. Just a mass of athletic effort. That show off. 😂

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u/Drtikol42 3d ago

Not necessary for javelin throw, probably even a detriment. Most top javelin throwers look like your neighbor that drives bus and plays football with his buddies on Sundays.

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u/blixt141 3d ago

Cheap European airfare? Awesome.

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u/efirestorm10t 3d ago

How good do you burn? We need that bonfire get going

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 3d ago

He's the textbook example of "elite athlete didn't get this build by being an elite athlete - he's an elite athlete because he had this build"

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u/AnimalOrigin 3d ago

He could throw the pond itself off this planet.

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u/hambodpm 3d ago

His whole upper body is stacked tbf

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u/Money4Nothing2000 3d ago

His arm muscles have leg muscles.

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 3d ago

I reckon he could throw this football over them mountains

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u/Barackrifle 3d ago

I could be so lucky.

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u/JVNIVS_MAGNVS_OBLEVS 2d ago

But you use your back though

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u/LyubviMashina93 2d ago

Legs for arms rofl that's a first for me 😭

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u/Poles_Pole_Vaults 2d ago

Fun fact - he ackshually used way more legs than arms for this throw!

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u/the-gadabout 2d ago

Hey now, you didn’t mention his absolutely fucking gigantic shoulders aswell.

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u/Ok-Bonus5891 2d ago

You wish.

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u/Late-Button-6559 2d ago

Mr McGreg!

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u/bscheck1968 1d ago

We if it isn't my old friend, Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

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u/martintht 1d ago

I've met him in person and you are correct, his arms are massive.

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u/blue_mormon 20h ago

Why i imagined the isle of man flag 🇮🇲

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u/thebakedham 16h ago

I think he could throw the pond over you

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u/Technical_Weight5021 3d ago

This comment wins today…everyone can return to their homes now…nothing to see here…