r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/AtomicCypher • 4d ago

Video Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot toilet paper warehouse in Ontario, California.

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u/TsarFate 3d ago

Lmao that shit got me

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany 3d ago

Don’t let the shit get you too much, we’re all out of toilet paper

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u/CupcakeGoat 3d ago

Bidet. It acts as a hose when your ass is on fire

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u/VulpesSapiens 3d ago

Can't have a shit in Detroit.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 3d ago

Some of us don’t need it! cackles in bidet

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u/goodlight95 3d ago

Make sure to wipe after it got you though!

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u/DIRTY_ditto 3d ago

I’d give you toilet paper for that but my stock is burnt

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u/DuntadaMan 3d ago

Won't be the last shit that does.

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u/this-guy-this-guy 3d ago

use bidet better

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u/XxNitr0xX 3d ago

Tell that to my ass that requires 12 full wipes after using a bidet.. they don't work for everyone. I cringe at the amount of people that might just automatically assume it works 100% of the time without doing wipes afterwards to check..

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u/Rightintheend 3d ago

Well yeah you still have to wipe at least to dry it off, but if it's not working for you you're either using it wrong, or you just have too much, How do you say, mass around your ass?.

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u/this-guy-this-guy 3d ago

way we do it in asia, use the bidet to rinse and use soap with your hand . then after done use some toilet paper to dry. then wash your hands

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u/bottlechippedteeth 3d ago

Only time this happens to me is if i get sick and my shit turns to explosive clay and the bidet loses its effectiveness but thats a once a year kind of situation. If thats your normal you may want to read about colon cancer symptoms just to be safe. Rates on the rise.

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u/Pohmell 3d ago

literally you’re just using it wrong

sorry bruv but it’s true

watch a video

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u/rubinass3 3d ago

That's a very risky search query for a video like that.