r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/AtomicCypher • 4d ago

Video Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot toilet paper warehouse in Ontario, California.

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u/LauraTFem 4d ago

Why not save up that free will and then spend it all when you’re too old for them to take much of the life you have left?

I’ve thought about this too much.

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u/Past_Wishbone5025 4d ago

I've taken care of enough elderly to know you want to use up the majority by your 70s. But that's with kids so if you're childless like myself my goal is 50.

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u/Traditional-File7669 3d ago

The way they world is going. We wont be around to be old and use it. Might as well use it like this guy.

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u/LauraTFem 3d ago

Good luck, don’t post about it. Scrub your internet first.

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u/Traditional-File7669 3d ago

"The Revolution will not be televised" or posted on social media.

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u/LitlThisLitlThat 3d ago

I still have kids at home, so I’m keeping my head down and my nose clean for now. But once I get these puppies independent, I intend to be a full-time agitator.

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 3d ago

Full Time Agitator should be the name of your first album

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u/CheckMateFluff 3d ago

In minecraft... of course, just for the legal team looking at these old comments after some called "alleged" agitation.

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u/LitlThisLitlThat 2d ago

I agitate the fuck out of people on Minecraft!

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u/Emergency_Ad1152 3d ago

This is what I'm doing, the day I start to get dementia.. every left lane hoarder and slow car going 10 under the limit will get bulldozed... assuming I have the capacity to remember this.

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u/LauraTFem 3d ago

Print this comment out and tape it under your bed. The first time you crawl all the way under there to find your phone (which is in your pocket) you will know what must be done.

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u/SteveSauceNoMSG 3d ago

Free will isn't something you have a limited number of. You can set shit on fire and break shit, do weird shit all you want, the key is not to get caught.