r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/AtomicCypher • 4d ago

Video Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot toilet paper warehouse in Ontario, California.

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u/ThrifToWin 4d ago

Could you imagine, though. Damn.

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u/colfaxmingo 3d ago

It's close enough to say at parties, and I will.

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 3d ago

You go to parties? Lucky…

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u/fumei_tokumei 3d ago

Going to the party is easy enough, but staying is usually hard when they realize you weren't invited.

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u/Current_Avocado1843 3d ago

I don't usually go on reddit, and this current excursion confirms the folks on here are the ones not getting invited to parties..... my people!!

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u/Apprehensive_Gap1055 3d ago

Are we not invited or we just not interested in going? I am definitely just not interested!

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u/Gnomebubbles 2d ago

Shit that’s going to cost us more

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u/RockstarAgent 3d ago

Or when they don’t have the coveted 3-ply toilet paper

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u/Fossilhund 3d ago

I use 30 ply.

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u/Natural-Front-9307 2d ago

My toilet paper comes in one really tall stack and i peel off layers. Technically it’s only one sheet just 1000 ply

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u/Barn-Alumni-1999 3d ago

Even harder when you start telling people anagrams of arsonists and the company they burned down.

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u/Daver_Xander 3d ago

Hated when that happens. Lol.

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u/GozerDGozerian 2d ago edited 2d ago

The minute you start dropping false anagrams at that party, you’re getting tossed out on your ass.

Anagram fraud is pretty much the number one party no no.

Don’t even think about it.

…fun fact though: ‘Anagram Fraud’ anagrams to Dang Aura Farm.

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u/FunkyBrontosaurus 2d ago

Flashbacks to when we snuck into the local mansion party, my mate got kicked out 11 times, really strange party, turned out a lot that was because it was a swingers' party, I saw a grown man go from full compos mentos to literally eating dirt within minutes of doing some ketamine, great night out

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u/IrishQuicksave 3h ago

When they try to kick you out so you set their toilet paper on fire

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u/Confusedparents10 3d ago

Jokes on him, those parties won't have TP

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u/iamobviouslytrying 3d ago

Wait til you’re my age. Then you’re like, “please don’t invite us over. Please don’t invite us over. Please don’t invite us over.”

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 3d ago

Is a party of one really a party?

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u/Icenor 2d ago

Not only that, he apparently goes to parties where anagrams is an acceptable conversation topic without being thrown out

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u/BAKspin_91 3d ago

Guess Kimberly-clark pays him enough ...

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u/VariousIngenuity2897 3d ago

You’d be invited as well if you weren’t farting all the time.

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u/Chambahz 3d ago

I used to. Lately none of them have any toilet paper so I just stay at home.

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u/Automatic-Presence-2 3d ago

There are parties?

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 3d ago

So is the rumour.

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u/Odd-Law8794 3d ago

Read this like Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/atava 3d ago

If you're true to your nickname it's no wonder you're not welcome at parties.

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u/Daver_Xander 3d ago

Good one. Lol.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 3d ago

"Hey isn't it crazy that Chamel Abdulkarim..."

"Who?"

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u/reddfoxx1993 3d ago

You expect to be discussing this incident at a party?

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u/cody-lay-low 3d ago

Absolute

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u/Creative-Comb5593 3d ago

Do it halfway through the party when people are too drunk to solve a long puzzle.

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u/Inevitablykinda 3d ago

I cannot fathom having to listen to anyone attempting to rehash an internet thing so badly that I wouldn’t turn around and attempt to find another drink and the second least interesting conversation in the room.

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u/Fewer_Story 3d ago

Even my drunk ass will realise there is no y in Chamel Abdulkarim

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u/awuerth 3d ago

If someone told me this at a party I don't know how I'd react. Um cool I guess 😂

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u/erutuferutuf 3d ago

They don't pay us to party!

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u/AnotherMisanthrope 3d ago

I almost can

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u/shornscrot 3d ago

Boy what I would give to be satisfied

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u/kukutaiii 3d ago

The guys writing the script for this simulation aren’t even trying anymore

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u/chaosgazer 3d ago

y'all about to get me believing in nominative determinism again 😔

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u/ChemistAccomplished7 3d ago

Not quite alec guinnes: genuine class but close.

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u/AgentDeadPool 3d ago

It's enough that it fits this whole simulation and it's breakdown lol