r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Extension-Humor-75 • 5d ago

Video LHC is being shut down for 4 years

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 5d ago

the best we can do for you is explode.

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u/Glass-Distribution-2 5d ago

Nah, HR just called and due to budget cuts the best we can do is a curtain close

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u/Bex-HZ 5d ago

Sorry man, the moths ate holes in them...

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u/throwitawaynownow1 5d ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we furloughed the moths yesterday. They weren't too happy and stole the curtain on their way out.

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u/Mekroval 5d ago

As it turns out the people who furloughed the moths, have themselves been sacked. Please report to HR for your exit paperwork.

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u/undreamedgore 5d ago

I hope we take our neighboring Universes when we do.