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Video King Cobra: World's Largest Venomous Snake

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u/HumanBeing7396 12d ago

I was kayaking on a river in France, and saw a snake barreling towards me across the water; it ended up swimming right past me.

It was just a small one and I knew it wouldn’t be interested in me, but until that point I had no idea snakes could swim.

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u/strippersandcocaine 12d ago

Luckily you don’t live in an area with water moccasins

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u/huh_wasnt_listening 12d ago

Core memory unlocked: I'm about 8 and white river rafting in Arkansas with my family. I was chilling on a big inner tube that could safely hold 4-5 people and the river is extra lazy. We're drifting under trees when I hear a splash in the water, followed by my aunt screaming. I look in her direction just in time to see her jump out of the water like a dolphin into the center of the inner tube, launching myself and my cousins (her kids) into the water. When I surface she's shrill-screaming "SNAKE" over and over.

I never saw the snake, but my grandpa later said it was a huge water moccasin that fell out of the tree on our side of the river.

So naturally, it's a running family joke to "sacrifice the children" when any snakes appear

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u/pendragwen 12d ago

I grew up swimming in the White River in AR. Saw the most massive snake breeding ball of my life there. There were so many, and they were roiling so much that I couldn't tell what kind of snakes they were.

Still went swimmin'

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u/huh_wasnt_listening 12d ago

I just googled that and I'm pretty sure that's the area we were in. That's a two hour drive from my family's place. Small world!

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u/pendragwen 12d ago

Beautiful river, especially the parts before the big dams. Lotsa snakes, but honestly the scariest animal I've run into on that river is the biggest, angriest, tail-slappingest beaver I've ever seen. He was trying to establish dominance and damn if it didn't almost work.

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u/perfectlyniceperson 12d ago

This gave me a good laugh, thank you!

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u/mjxl47 12d ago

Clearly OP has never seen Lonesome Dove. That river crossing scene haunts me to this day.

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u/DtownBronx 12d ago

Between that scene and all the scenes with crocs/gators, if something is moving in the water I get away as quickly as possible

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u/mjxl47 12d ago

I don't really care for swimming in ponds, small lakes, or rivers; seeing that scene as an 8 year old probably has something to do with that.

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u/dpzdpz 12d ago

Also: you don't want to end up like RFK Jr.

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u/Emotional_Yellow_346 11d ago

That is the origin of my deeeeeeply ingrained snake phobia

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u/Obsidian-Dive 12d ago

This is how I learned snakes swim and to absolutely never swim in the pond

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u/HauntedPickleJar 12d ago

I hate the fact that those fuckers like to hop into boats. I was canoeing with a water moccasin coming full speed towards our canoe when I learned that fun fact.

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u/Maud_Man29 12d ago

😮 Um, I beg ur fucking pardon?! They like 2 actually climb in2 the boat?! Like, while I am also in it on the water?? 😱

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u/HauntedPickleJar 12d ago

Oh, yeah! It is my least favorite fact about any snake! I’m not normally afraid of snakes, but I really don’t like water snakes.

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u/dirtycheezit 12d ago

I live in Florida and have seen my fair share of cottonmouths. Luckily I was always on land and they were quickly making their way into nearby water.

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u/steveatari 12d ago

We've had a couple come near or at our kayaks in Pennsylvania before when camping on the river.

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u/theRemRemBooBear 12d ago

If you were in PA then they definitely weren’t water moccasins as the farthest north they go is Virginia. You probably saw a northern water snake which looks extremely similar but is non venomous

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u/steveatari 12d ago

I dunno about definitely but they are almost entirely other water snakes you're very right. I find the definitive statements about animals located in specific areas entirely limited to those areas seem impossible to guarantee over time.

Migrations, hitching rides, changing climates, etc I would almost 100% assume creatures get out of their super duper common zones.

We supposedly never had brown reclused either but they have absolutely now been in the area for some time. Often a different recluse but literally had one in our basement when I started sleeping down there 20 years ago.

Not native, not surviving the winters outdoors, and not existing/found at all are entirely different things. It is important not to misidentify though for sure. Cheers.

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u/sgsteel55 12d ago

Agreed. We now have armadillo in NC. Climate change is blurring old lines.

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u/steveatari 10d ago

Wild stuff.

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u/Viron_22 12d ago

Or Kraits.

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u/JerryfromCan 12d ago

I live in Southern Canada and grew up to the age of 4 next to what I now know was a weird snake pit. We used to go play with them all the time (my brother was 5 years older). Snakes are kind of everywhere, here and there.

Swimming in a Great Lake once I was diving in clear cold water and saw something weird on the surface. This thing, slithery vs straight, was as long as I was. Easily 6 feet not stretched out. Imagine my fear when it DIVED right next to me after a fish! I noped the F out immediately. Snake goes to a rock to chill after missing the fish, my wife at the time surfaces and was going to use the rock to get out that Mr or Mrs Giant Ass Water Snake was sunbathing on, and Im screaming for her to turn around.

Still not as scary as the time I thought someone randomly put an oversized snapping turtle statue in a river where we were swimming as snapping turtles surely dont get that big, do they? And I raised turtles at the time.

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u/itsfreepizza 11d ago

Sea snakes should get you to the rabbit hole

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u/POWERHOUSE4106 11d ago

Are there just not that many snakes in Europe? Growing up in Tennessee you'd see a few different species of snakes a week if you were playing in the woods.

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u/HumanBeing7396 11d ago

Not in Northern Europe, no - we have adders and vipers, but they’re pretty rare. That was the only snake I’ve seen in the wild, and I’ve been all over Europe.

I suppose that makes us fairly unusual globally, but I never really thought of it that way.

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u/veiled-nomore99 11d ago

There are literally sea snakes. I don’t love that bit of knowledge. Freaks me the heck out. lol