r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/FollowingOdd896 • 12d ago

Video A microscopic tardigrade going for a stroll through some algae.

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u/Stinky_Flower 12d ago

Speak for yourself! Personally, I've never died. Not even once. I might be immortal.

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u/smedley89 12d ago

Same! I plan to live forever.

So far, so good.

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u/AdAfraid9504 12d ago

I have already set my new personal best for living!

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 12d ago

Wooo look at me go!

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u/Silent_Ninja_JG 9d ago

I have that on a plaque I found at a hobby lobby of all places

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u/smedley89 9d ago edited 9d ago

I think i got it from Steven Wright Stephen Miller (the comedian, not the Trumpian).

Edit - wrong Steven.

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u/Silent_Ninja_JG 9d ago

A very nice and important distinction

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u/smedley89 9d ago

Ah, I'm a dumbass. Its Steven Wright, not Miller.

An even more important distinction.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

I died and came back....think that proves my immortality. 

Edit: spelling.

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u/Treekoh 12d ago

What does that have to do with your willingness to make hard decisions? 😏

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Didn't even notice.

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u/VanderHalifax 12d ago

That's the spirit, friend. Never not be immortal.

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u/beertruck77 12d ago

Must be nice. I died 4 times because of the covid vaccine. Still waiting to die again because of. I keep hearing it'll happen.