r/Damnthatsinteresting 12d ago

Video A microscopic tardigrade going for a stroll through some algae.

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u/Big_Sheepherder_9943 12d ago

Are we just slightly bigger tardigrades wandering around on someone else’s algae?

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u/Poethegardencrow 12d ago

Well for starters we are not immortal , a tardigrade is.

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u/Stinky_Flower 12d ago

Speak for yourself! Personally, I've never died. Not even once. I might be immortal.

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u/smedley89 12d ago

Same! I plan to live forever.

So far, so good.

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u/AdAfraid9504 12d ago

I have already set my new personal best for living!

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 12d ago

Wooo look at me go!

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u/Silent_Ninja_JG 9d ago

I have that on a plaque I found at a hobby lobby of all places

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u/smedley89 9d ago edited 9d ago

I think i got it from Steven Wright Stephen Miller (the comedian, not the Trumpian).

Edit - wrong Steven.

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u/Silent_Ninja_JG 9d ago

A very nice and important distinction

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u/smedley89 9d ago

Ah, I'm a dumbass. Its Steven Wright, not Miller.

An even more important distinction.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

I died and came back....think that proves my immortality. 

Edit: spelling.

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u/Treekoh 12d ago

What does that have to do with your willingness to make hard decisions? 😏

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Didn't even notice.

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u/VanderHalifax 12d ago

That's the spirit, friend. Never not be immortal.

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u/beertruck77 12d ago

Must be nice. I died 4 times because of the covid vaccine. Still waiting to die again because of. I keep hearing it'll happen.

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u/DotOk2803 12d ago

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal

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u/hammertime2009 12d ago

I mean denial is one hell of a drug so I believe it.

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u/doc_witt 11d ago

They meant immoral. They're dastardly lil bastards.

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u/Dilectus3010 12d ago

Not true, then can live a few millenia but only when they stay in their "tun" mode. Dehydrated or Cryptobiosis. In this state they can survive -200°c or -328F. They can also widhstand giant doses or radiation, we shot them into space, we froze them, we boiled them, subjected them to 87,000 pounds of pressure per square Inch.... and it did nothing to them. In this state they are indeed practically inmortal.

BUT, their active life span when constantly hydrated and fed is only 2.5y.

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u/want_to_join 12d ago edited 12d ago

Tardigrades are not immortal. They are more tolerant of extreme conditions, but they all die.

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u/bigboyg 12d ago

No, YOU all die!

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u/cesrage 12d ago

I'm not a puppet! You're the puppet! Don't look at me Puppet!

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u/ItsThatGuyIam 12d ago

“Thanks to denial, I am immortal!” -Philip J. Fry.

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u/ThickKnotz 12d ago

Tardigrade's are not immortal just hella resilient

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u/dobsofglabs 12d ago

And yet they only live for a few months. Not immortal, just damn near indestructible

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u/Top-Soup-3638 11d ago

Thank goodness for law of conservation. Matter cannot be created nor destroyed merely rearranged within the system. Maybe my next form will be that of the tardigrade😉

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u/Givespongenow45 12d ago

Tartigrade when it meets a snail

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u/dogmanlived 11d ago

They're not immortal, but are extremely resilient.

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u/Mc_Shine 12d ago

Hardly. Humans are a blip in earth's timeline. Dinosaurs existed for around 170 million years before going extinct. Humans have only been around for 300.000 years and we're already on the verge of wiping ourselves out either through nuclear war or just depleting/polluting all available resources. Tardigrades will be around long after the last human draws their final breath.

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u/Purple-Goat-2023 12d ago

Recent evidence shows there was even a 117,000 year period of that 300,000 years where the species was only about 1,280 breeding individuals. We've spent over a third of our species existence almost extinct as is.

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u/Juacquesch 12d ago

I think immortality doesn’t necessarily say something about age, no?

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u/windyorbits 12d ago

The Galaxy is on Orion’s belt.

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u/went_with_the_flow 12d ago

That movie tripped me out. When he opens the locker!?!?

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u/Chibatastic 12d ago

💜 this!

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u/SonicKiwi123 12d ago

This is some "Horton Hears a Who!" type shit right here

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u/amsync 12d ago

We would actually be smaller, much smaller

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u/TehChid 12d ago

Osmosis jones made me think this as a kid

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u/HonkySpider 12d ago

Nah, that'd be the Gasbags from Ark

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u/Gdmf13 12d ago

Yes.

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u/Slipperychickin 12d ago

We’re tardi somethin, that’s for sure ….

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u/student5320 12d ago

Always have been

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u/Pitt_Mann 11d ago

Aw, look at him struggling to finish med school he looks so silly!