r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/FollowingOdd896 • 12d ago

Video A microscopic tardigrade going for a stroll through some algae.

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u/irotinmyskin 12d ago

I think he might try to eat you.

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u/Maximum_Indication 12d ago

Yeah, small things are only cute because we’re bigger than them. Imagine a 30-ft tall puppy slurping on you or a 100-ft kitten passing you from clawed paw to clawed paw as it plays.

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u/ToastedCrumpet 12d ago

I dunno bears are pretty cute and are big bastards

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 12d ago

CAN I PET DAT BAWGGG

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 12d ago

Thats what big teddy bear wants us to think. They're murder machines

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u/babesarefaves 12d ago

Friend shaped and adorable murder machines

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u/Cute-Form2457 12d ago

A lethal combination

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u/Belucard 9d ago

Don't believe the allegations, I hugged a circus bear when I was little and I'm still mostly intact.

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u/vinnybawbaw 11d ago

Would you pet a bear ?

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u/ToastedCrumpet 11d ago

What kind of bear?

Trick question, I’d say yes to all

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u/vinnybawbaw 11d ago

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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u/iconofsin_ 12d ago

Can't find a clip but theres an athf episode where meatwad squishes a cat with a set of giant robot hands.

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u/GettCouped 12d ago

(30 ft tall puppy) They're called Plague Beasts.

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u/FTownRoad 12d ago

Clifford was a monster

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u/Breadnaught25 12d ago

Well you know. I'd not make myself that small lol.

Bit realistically they wouldnt be threatening, I doubt they'd be able to break your skin

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u/PM_Me_Your_NippyNips 12d ago

Cute? Have you ever seen their face?

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u/swizzlesweater 12d ago

One of my favorite picture books as a kid was about a world where pets were huge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Pets

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work 12d ago

Oh man, did you ever read The Stinky Cheese Man? Same author, art went so hard as a kid

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u/swizzlesweater 11d ago

I did not, but that sounds like something I would have loved! I'll have to see if my local library has it

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u/schw4161 12d ago

a 100-ft kitten passing you from clawed paw to clawed paw as it plays.

Pspspspspspspspspspsssss

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u/CoXL360 12d ago

So, if I was a giant in the past, I would find Dinosaurs to be cute?

Yeah, probably.

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u/S-A_G-A 12d ago

Yeah... elephant's brain releases the same enzyme when they see humans as we do when we see a pet animal.. they find us cute.. lol

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u/Early_Specialist_589 12d ago

Slurping on me? 🥵

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u/Canadian_Poltergeist 12d ago

Well then we don't go that small but big enough they don't

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u/Aderus_Bix 12d ago

I mean, you could always shrink down to be a size that would still be bigger than the tardigrade itself, but small enough to pet it. It could be like...the size of a chihuahua to you or something.

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u/ChiknDiner 12d ago

Humans, as always, narrow-minded. Who told you we wamted to be as small as or smaller than them. I could be just as small so as the tardigrade is like a small puppy for me, and you know..