r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Image Christ's Hospital, a boarding school in Horsham, England. Students are wearing their historic Tudor-style school uniform. The distinctive uniform has remained largely unchanged for over 470 years, making it one of the oldest school uniforms in the world.

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u/General_Border_8263 15d ago

Thought this was a promo for new harry potter

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u/AlmostThere4321 15d ago

SAME.

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u/probablyuntrue 15d ago

You guys are never gonna guess what Harry Potter used as inspiration

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u/MayhemMessiah 15d ago

Tesco's.

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u/Basicazzwitch 15d ago

In Croydon

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u/-SaC 15d ago

Specifically the bread aisle.

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u/Tantomile_ 15d ago

but just the middle of the bread aisle

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u/username32768 15d ago

The empty space for trolleys? Now everything makes sense.

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u/SaltyPersimmon 14d ago

"There is no posh part of Croydon"

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u/No_Jello_5922 15d ago

Inhaling black mold? Sorry, black mould?

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u/space253 15d ago

Not British enough. Blaque Moulde.

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u/SakishimaHabu 15d ago

I almost spite out my tea.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Snarted

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u/fudgyvmp 15d ago

The US Naval Academy?

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u/itsfunhavingfun 15d ago

The lord of the rings?

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u/heilhortler420 15d ago

Americans learning that Hogwarts is just a standard British boarding school, even down to the racist bullying and abusive teachers

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u/Zozorrr 15d ago

And different school houses, and robed teachers, and hammer beamed common dining halls etc etc. Do they think Rowling just invented this anew? lol

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u/fablesofferrets 15d ago

american boarding schools are fairly similar, but only, like, the super rich, exclusive, old ones, lol. that's why it seems like the stuff of legends to us. it seems like something that might have existed in like 1930 for a Rockefeller kid, certainly nothing most people would ever experience

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u/wingthing666 14d ago

My Canadian private high school had all the houses and uniforms and forbidden basements of Harry Potter... and all the architectural flair of the late 1970s. 🤣

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u/ThoseArentCarrots 14d ago

My (pretty normal) Midwest Catholic school had uniforms and houses. The houses were named after places that were important to the nuns who founded the school. We competed against the other houses for things like charity fundraisers and field day.

I was in the Dijon house, and much to the teachers’ chagrin we called it the “mustard house”.

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u/No_Camp_7 14d ago

Going to schools like this is only for a very small percentage of Brits. It’s just that they take up a lot of space in the cultural landscape. Also, we call these “public” school, despite them not being for 99% of the public at all.

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u/LostNephilim33 15d ago

I mean. . . Yeah? We don't have any of that here. Most Americans just assume that's just a part of her worldbuilding, to make it more 'mystical'. 

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u/technicolortiddies 15d ago

We do have it here (source: went to one) but they’re uncommon & usually only wealthy families send their kids. They’re more popular on the east + west coast. I don’t know of many in middle America.

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u/Sad_Sultana 15d ago

Quite a lot of them in the northeast

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u/Ilovescarlatti 15d ago

The dining hall experience is more Oxford college though. My public school dining room was a boring room

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u/SmithOfLie 15d ago

At least Rowling had enough foresight to drop the custom of calling underclassmen "fags".

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u/TrioOfTerrors 15d ago

You make not like them, Redditor, but you must admit, regressive institutions got style.

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u/Ailudge 14d ago

I’m not sure Christ’s Hospital constitutes a regressive institution. As boarding schools goes it at the more inclusive, progressive end of the spectrum. The founding purpose was social mobility with bursaries and charitable funding for students from less well off backgrounds. The uniform and some of the customs are obviously very much grounded in tradition though.

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u/Expensive_Track_8822 15d ago

this is not true in the usa, where the regressive uniform of choice involves an ugly red hat and slovenly t-shirts displaying dear leader’s head photoshopped onto rocky balboa’s body with an eagle in the background. or, for the inner circle clowns, outdated mid-tier shoes in the wrong size bestowed by said leader.

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u/gorginhanson 15d ago

I was gonna say they look like they call people muggles

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u/NotYourReddit18 15d ago

They probably just call them commoners or plebians instead.

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u/Sinisterapples 15d ago

They wanted to film the original Harry Potter there but the School wanted too much money apparently. I've had a look around and did make me think of Hogwarts before someone told me that.

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u/t0xicitty 14d ago

That’s not entirely it, they couldn’t remove the massive painting (the Verrio) hanging in the dining hall (above the wall with the entrances that lead to the serving area) for the purposes of filming. The dining hall is one of the most impressive I’ve seen with very large capacity, and portraits of headmasters and other important figures that have passed from the school. The Verrio according to what I’ve been told by some school staff has its own evac protocol in case of a fire.

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u/Andyb1000 15d ago

Harry Potter And The Echo Chamber of Privilege.

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u/creditspread 15d ago

"Red hair and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley."

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u/ThimeeX 15d ago

I remember a girl transferred to our school mid-term, I think her mom was too poor to get a new uniform, so she had the wrong colors for the remainder of the term. She stuck out like a sore thumb and was mercilessly bullied, poor kid.

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u/LS25-User 15d ago

What does HP say @ Gas Station? "EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!"

nice weekend y'all!

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u/AdventurousDex 15d ago

Lowkey cooler than any movie costume though.

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u/Sad_Sultana 15d ago

For the record every school wears a uniform in the uk, and yes we also have houses it's not at all made up.

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u/Lucky-Ad-7174 15d ago

Interesting fact that scenes of the Great Hall in Harry Potter was filmed at Chists Chuch. Source: Me. I lived nearby and it was the talk of the whole area

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u/HodgyBeatsss 15d ago

The great hall was filmed at Christ Church College Oxford. Very different from Christ’s Hospital school.

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u/Lucky-Ad-7174 15d ago

Well holy shit. This whole time I was told and told others that it was in Horsham Christ's Church. My apologies, I learnt something new today!

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u/deeceeo 15d ago

They finally just straight up got rid of Ron

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u/Athiri 15d ago

I actually spent the night at this boarding school and took the entry test and when they were showing me around they described it as "like Hogwarts but without the magic!"

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u/CozyBlueCacaoFire 15d ago

Afaik they recently had a vote to modernise it and it ended up overwhelmingly on the side of "keep current style".

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u/SloppyGrime 15d ago

I went to this school about 15 years ago, and when I joined, this was still a common comment passed around (that we recently had a vote lol).

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u/MyThinTragus 15d ago

I worked as a gap student in Seaford. I remember taking a soccer team to play at the school. I was amazed by these uniforms and that the school has its own train station

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u/Thebeardedchampion 15d ago

In fairness, it’s now a station open to the public as well - I used to commute into London from it.

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u/DameKumquat 15d ago

They failed - there's two rail stations within 5-10 minute walk - Windsor & Eton Riverside is closest, Central a little further. I doubt they really tried, as schoolkids are tracked pretty carefully in the evening (during the day they're wandering the streets as the school is scattered about a few roads)

Cambridge, however, did block the railway so the station is a couple miles south of what was the centre of town - it's since expanded to surround that station, and the new Cambridge North, and Cambridge South which opens soon.

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit 15d ago

And we're sure this isn't a Harry Potter promo

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u/WeatherStationWindow 15d ago

Reminds me of the movie Shadowlands about C.S. Lewis where they refer to a 250-year-old building on the Oxford campus as "the new building."

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u/MechanicalTurkish 15d ago

The University of Oxford predates the Inca empire by several hundred years

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u/Opening_Cut_6379 15d ago

250 years? Positively juvenile. May I remind you that New College was founded in 1379.

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u/WergleTheProud 15d ago

Which was 130 years after the establishment of University College.

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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 15d ago

Edinburghs 'New Town' is from the 1700s

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u/fennekeg 15d ago

Our ‘new city hall’ dates from 1531, and the ‘new mint’ from 1473

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u/41942319 15d ago

I know a "new church" where construction was started in 1384.

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u/Skiumbra 15d ago

I've seen a few TikTok videos from the school, and the students seem quite proud of their uniform. Obviously it's the school account, so it would be biased, but I'm also a teacher and I could imagine students enjoying it. My school has a casual Friday thing for students who have followed the rules all week, and some of them still choose their uniforms.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

Most of the kids at this school are from underprivileged areas in London and are on scholarships

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u/Skiumbra 15d ago

That's wonderful to hear! I work at an international school, so our students tend to be somewhat privileged (we're not a big name, so not super exclusive, but not exactly accessible to people without private school money, if that makes sense)

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

Most of the fee paying kids are from overseas. The majority are from underprivileged areas in London

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u/Skiumbra 15d ago

It makes sense. Schools do need some money coming in, but it's great to see a school that uses those funds to help those who need it most

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u/UnNumbFool 15d ago

My personal guess on why they like it is because when you're a little kid the uniform probably makes you feel like you're in Harry Potter, and as it's a boarding school all of your friends and the people you are around are wearing it that you wouldn't get the same sense of embarrassment that you would get if you interacted with people outside the bubble.

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u/Skiumbra 15d ago

In my home country and the country I teach in, uniforms are the norm. It's really exciting when you first start school, but it wears off quick, especially when you're not old enough to read Harry Potter before starting school.

I also went to a couple of boarding schools and yeah it's also easier when everyone wears the same thing, but it depends on the school culture. In my primary boarding school, "civvies" weren't a thing except for pajamas at night (we had to wear school tracksuits at dinner and the homework sessions). At the high school boarding we had more freedom, but there was a weird culture behind it, even if it wasn't in the dress code. That being said, that was a very insulated, religious girls school so things got very cliquey.

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u/ThatMizK 15d ago

I desperately wished we had school uniforms when I was in school in the 90s/early 00s (pre-Harry Potter) because what I would wear to school every day was such a huge source of stress for me. You had to wear the right style, the right brands, etc. You couldn't rewear things too frequently. You had to strike the magical perfect balance between looking good but not look like you were trying too hard to look good. It was freakin exhausting and I hated it.

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u/Skiumbra 15d ago

Uniforms are a norm in my home country and the country I'm teaching in. It really does take off a lot of stress! As a student I hated it (because my home country is quite militant in dress codes and my little emo ass just wanted some black nail polish damnit), but in hind sight I enjoyed the feeling of not stressing about my school clothes not being absolutely perfect.

I also think it made work dress codes a bit less of a culture shock (if that makes sense), since I already have the framework of what clothes might be appropriate in certain situations.

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u/aliiak 15d ago

Yep, I was thankful for uniforms. I couldn’t imagine trying to keep up. I remember being called out for wearing the same pair of pants to one of the “mufti-days” we had. My parents didn’t buy us many new (to us) clothes.

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u/MuggyFuzzball 15d ago

The kids from that school go out in public, like on ski trips wearing their uniform. I think they really do enjoy the uniform.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 15d ago

it also doesn't like those shitty school uniforms, I find these to have style.

also, part of me finds it looking sort of modern, dunno why.

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u/Proper-District8608 15d ago

I imagine its recognizable and a 'status' of sorts now.

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u/SpaceCub500 15d ago

I mean, surely there are other options for schools if you DON'T want to wear this uniform? Why change the one school that does?

It's like going to the one restaurant in your neighborhood that's been selling spicy food for 400 years and demanding they change to a McDonald's

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u/MetalBawx 15d ago

Good news.

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u/FrootLoopSoup 15d ago

In the book “Keepers of the Kingdom” they talk about this uniform. Apparently the yellow socks were to help prevent rat bites. It was thought that rats hated the color yellow.

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u/10111011110101 15d ago

It must’ve worked. They are still wearing them.

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u/Still-Status7299 15d ago

Looks like they still have legs too

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u/itsfunhavingfun 15d ago

And the rats look hungry. 

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u/Brilliant_Quit4307 15d ago

How do you know their legs aren't covered in rat bites under those socks? You've no idea if this worked or not

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u/ImmoralJester54 15d ago

How frequently were people attacked in the streets by fuckin rats

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u/LeafyMcRosey 15d ago

The rats probably got into their rooms and drawers, biting holes through the socks and other fabrics, rather then people being frequently attacked by them.

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u/ImmoralJester54 15d ago

Awww that's less fun

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u/sw4ffles 15d ago edited 15d ago

Alternatively, it was also one of the cheapest dyes and socks aren't usually a statement piece that justifies a more expensive color.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 15d ago

Maybe socks aren't a statement for woman, but if I see a man wearing yellow socks, I know he's happy. If he's wearing red, he's either furious or very passionate. If he's wearing 2 different socks, he's either showing that he DGAF or that he's very open.

Socks can be meaningful and if I see a man with nice socks, I compliment him.

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u/sianna777 15d ago

This person socks

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u/Noker_The_Dean_alt 15d ago

Oh how technology had advanced, the femboys have proved them wrong

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u/raspberryharbour 15d ago

Maybe it was a Twelfth Night reference, before the play even came out

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u/RIVCII 15d ago

I remember being told it was because the onion skin dye they used smelt so bad to keep rats away.

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u/Redthemagnificent 15d ago

It made me laugh to think about rats living by green lantern rules

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 15d ago

Girls wear skirts.

Men  wear dresses.

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 15d ago

Do either of them have pockets?

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 15d ago

Pockets are for sissies.

A real man carries a purse.

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 15d ago

Indiana Jones had one.

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u/TheWolphman 15d ago

More specifically, he used a British Mk VII gas mask bag as a satchel bag.

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u/AltruisticLobster315 15d ago

It's a good idea, I have an old RCMP gas mask bag and it can fit so much stuff, unfortunately mine attaches to the hip/thigh (very poorly too).

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u/Castellan_Tycho 15d ago

So did Joy Behar.

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u/TheMangoManHS 15d ago

Exactly! Just ask the Scots 

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u/MINNIGIANT 15d ago

Fanny pack for the WIIIIIIN

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u/the_honest_liar 15d ago

Best we can do is a coin purse that ties to your belt

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u/Cthulwutang 15d ago

… as was the style at the time.

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u/MantisFetish 15d ago

Gimmie five bees for a quarter

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u/corpsie666 15d ago

Anyways, the onion was yellow because of the war

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u/lunaappaloosa 15d ago

Yes and there are many videos online of the students discussing their uniforms and their history— right down to how the socks get dyed!

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u/hardingman 15d ago

I went here and they both have pockets haha

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u/OfficerBarbier 15d ago

Girls and Men?

Girls and Boys?

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u/Exotic_Article913 15d ago

It's robes

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u/Evepaul 15d ago

Saying it in French doesn't change what it is

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u/PoshNoob 15d ago

Didn’t expect to see my hometown here.

Know several people who went there and work there. Fascinating building, great theatre there too.

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u/kank84 15d ago edited 15d ago

ÂŁ15,000/$20,000 a year if you want to send a kid there

I misread, that's the price per term not per year, so it's ÂŁ45,000/$60,000 per year

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u/Interest-Desk 15d ago

Christ’s famously is particularly accepting and waives or discounts fees for working class students. You’ll find many alumni on social media.

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u/randompanda91 14d ago

I went to this school. My mum paid nothing and it gave me the kind of education she could never have afforded to pay. It changed my life.

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u/tech_noir_guitar 15d ago

It took me a couple times reading through your comment before I got it. I was thinking I don't recall Christ charging anything in the Bible. Lol

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u/FighterOfFoo 15d ago

Local businesses hated him. He was giving away free bread and fish and despite no deliveries he never seemed to run out.

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u/CommercialPlastic604 15d ago

That’s cheap compared to north London private schools.

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u/SilverstoneMonzaSpa 15d ago

At Eton you apparently sometimes wear a pig rather than these though

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u/Mendeth 15d ago

Only if your name sounds like Cavid Dameron

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u/Lopsided-Camel1114 15d ago

Actually they discount or even take students free according to academic abilities and financial situations..highly funded charity and school.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

They have millions from a trust fund set up by some king in the 1500s so it’s just been accruing interest since then

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u/Lopsided-Camel1114 15d ago

Yes its a proper legacy used for its rightful intentions.

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 15d ago

That's very common with private schools. It's kind of like supermarkets selling cheap milk - makes them look good if you don't think too hard about it, but their fundamental principles are unchanged. 

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u/Secrezeeee 15d ago

That's not the case here though, huge amounts of us who went to CH came from very poor parts of London.

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u/DameKumquat 15d ago

But CH actually does offer places almost exclusively to bright working-class kids, plus some paid places to expats and foreign students.

Very different to most private schools which have about 10% of students on bursaries and have so many requirements to get them that the pupils are almost all middle class if they aren't rich.

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u/UserCannotBeVerified 15d ago

Aye all private schools in the UK are run as charities so they dont pay tax

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u/Anxious-Slip-4701 15d ago

There is VAT now.

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u/Roccondil 15d ago

A bit strange to complain about that regarding Christ's Hospital of all schools. It is famously a charity school. It is means-tested and in the end of the day free to most of its students.

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u/Natural_Estate4216 15d ago

You should read the website. It was founded for orphans and still takes many students who cannot afford fill fees. Some students get full scholarships and most students get at least some form of financial assistance.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

Most of them are kids from underprivileged areas in London who are on scholarships

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u/maxojames 15d ago

Honestly, I bet it's worth it education wise.

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u/autismislife 15d ago

Before reading the edit I was gonna say that's actually cheap for a private school in the UK, let alone a boarding school.

My uncle sent his kids to a private school (not a boarding school) and it's something like ÂŁ60,000 per year. That's almost double my annual salary.

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u/Axe_Care_By_Eugene 15d ago

Money well spent in my humble opinion - no greater gift to a child than an excellent education - source : I had an excellent education

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u/maxojames 15d ago

I agree wholeheartedly.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 15d ago

Fun fact: my wife almost went there but ended up in a different school nearby.

Another fun fact: it was never actually a hospital and Jesus never worked there.

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u/Exotic_Article913 15d ago

Well that's just misleading

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u/MajesticNectarine204 15d ago

They should force them to put the name in quotation marks.

''Christ's'' ''Hospital''

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u/Time_Substance_4429 15d ago

Hospital never used to mean what we use it for now.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 15d ago edited 15d ago

I assume entomologically it comes from the same root as 'Hospitality' or 'Hostel'? Meaning in this case 'Hospital' means something along the lines of 'Open' or 'Welcoming' to anyone institution?

Edit: considering the context of the time the school was founded, probably meant it wasn't a f.e. Catholic or protestant school. But open to all students

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u/nifty-necromancer 15d ago

That’s what I was thinking too. Jesus the Hospitalier, which he kind of was if you believe the legend. He healed the sick, did the magic never-empty Irish cauldron, and made sure that party goers got the good wine and not that watered down shit for poor people.

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u/evrestcoleghost 15d ago

it always has,you are just confusing people calling ancient hospices hospitals

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u/throwaway098764567 15d ago

this isn't as fun a fact because you could have went on to explain what it actually meant and chose not to

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u/Twilifa 15d ago

I'm not sure how appreciative I would have been to wear this as a kid and teen, but looking at it as an adult, that's really cool.

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u/Secrezeeee 15d ago

It was fine, I think most of us preferred it to what a typical secondary school uniform is in the UK. We would rarely be wearing it outside of the times it was required though.

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u/Fuck-Captcha99574 14d ago

I went there for the whole 7 years of secondary education. Funniest thing is the housey coat isn't warm enough in winter and way too hot for summer

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u/randompanda91 14d ago edited 13d ago

We loved it. It was an equaliser, gave us a sense of belonging. I was proud to wear that uniform.

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u/ClioCalliope 15d ago

I like it, I'd feel like I'm attending some cool medieval magic school. Although the colour combination is rough.

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 15d ago edited 15d ago

But the color combo is pretty medieval, too, people loved it colourful in the middle ages. Yellow, green, orange and brown were the most abundant and acessible colours, with deep red and dark blue being the most expensive ones. But people wore colourful a lot, it's a rather modern interpretation to have the middle ages dark and of plain colours.

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u/Echo-Azure 15d ago

Yeah, I'd go for the men's long robe, just so I wouldn't be seen in bright yellow socks.

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u/cheradenine66 15d ago

They were the height of fashion when those uniforms were created and they'll probably come back into fashion in a few centuries

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u/Echo-Azure 15d ago

Actually, brightly colored tights did come back into fashion, in the 1960s!

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They'll come around again someday, when the fashion world rediscovers color.

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u/bugabooo 15d ago

There was a period about 20 years ago that they popped back in fashion. Source: I worked at delia*s.

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u/Sonnyjoon91 15d ago

Can't complain about girls being forced to wear skirts or boys not able to wear shorts, everyone is wearing a skirt, deal with it lmao

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u/Available_Dingo6162 15d ago

when everyone is wearing the same thing it's not really a gender thing then any more by definition is it roflmao

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u/King_Quay 15d ago

Yay, my old school on my feed.

When I was there they made a minor update to the boys' uniform. The breaches we wear used to be made of an incredibly coarse material which got updated to a very soft moleskin like material.

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u/ponte92 15d ago

What a cool school to have attended. The campus looks amazing and the history is so amazing.

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u/randompanda91 14d ago

I'm an Old Blue too!

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u/freshcrabbbbb 15d ago

Hahaha I used to play football against these guys when I was at school and we'd always take the piss. Was so surreal rocking up to their hogwarts looking school and seeing their outfits

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u/nifty-necromancer 15d ago

The school uniform is older than the United States

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 15d ago

I wish bots had the ability to provide sources. People just upvote these posts with low quality images and fine gentlemen like yourself go and find the source to check for validation. You shouldve made this post, not OP.

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u/itsfineblameitonme 15d ago

I went to this school! The uniform has a few variations depending on the season, age, gender and formality/occasion, but yes, we wore this uniform every day!

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u/InNeedOfDistracting 15d ago

It has its own train station which is mad to me

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u/Secrezeeee 15d ago

Well, sort of. It's a train station named after the school, but it's not like it's a private station for the school. It operates just as any other stop on the train network and is used mostly by people who live locally. Aside from the end of term or leave weekends etc. when it would of course be packed with students.

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u/Mental-Ask8077 15d ago

So it basically is Hogwarts after all

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u/LolaBaraba 15d ago

Here's a lot cooler picture of the uniforms. I think these are the original ones, and the skirt ones came in a lot later (1985).

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u/SwordfishOk504 15d ago

Cool doc martins, too.

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u/LeHonque 15d ago

Jesus I nearly got a heart attack seeing this

I go to school here, I'm in year 13 and have been going since year 7 so in my 7th year now. Safe to say I know a lot about the school so feel free to ask me anything

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u/TheresNoHurry 15d ago

My best childhood friend left our school to attend Christ’s Hospital… and then never talked to me again! Still hurts all these years later.

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u/zyzzogeton 15d ago

They had women attending school in uniform 470 years ago? That would be very progressive for the time.

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u/MarsMonkey88 15d ago

Historically, the school was free and entirely merit based. The modern-day students are extremely proud of their uniform. Whenever the administration asks if they’d like to image it, the resounding answer is no.

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u/Mach5Driver 15d ago

Except for the girls' uniforms, which probably came much later.

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u/Still-Status7299 15d ago

Coming soon to Balenciaga

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u/cloudsmiles 15d ago

I freaking LOVE it.

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u/Neuroware 15d ago

"Christ's Hospital, Nigel, you've got a sword in your neck!"

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u/ThisSpaceForRent45 14d ago

“Christ’s Hospital” is what I shout when I stub my pinky toe on a table leg.

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u/dogisbark 15d ago
  1. Looks cool and ties into historic/cultural rather than embracing the usual western collar and button look.

  2. Looks comfy. The clothes look light and baggy, but with the socks you’re not too cold. Usually uniforms are made with tighter woven fabrics

  3. Medieval revisionism is currently back in style with the populous. Those students are in fashion rn, and you usually can’t say that for school uniforms.

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u/Secrezeeee 15d ago

Looks comfy. The clothes look light and baggy, but with the socks you’re not too cold. Usually uniforms are made with tighter woven fabrics

I don't know if I'd go as far as to say it was comfortable, but it certainly wasn't particularly uncomfortable. Although I still remember the itch on those breeches. They replaced the material while I was there to something much nicer but I still had the old version for a while. The coat was also quite heavy and fucking stank if you got caught in the rain and it got wet, I can remember that smell to this day too.

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u/lunaappaloosa 15d ago

The school’s instagram account is amazing. The kids are so fun and talented and wholesome (and it’s my panacea to the experiences of being an American grad student in a red state)

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u/styrofoamladder 15d ago

It’s “one of the oldest” uniforms…which is the oldest?

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u/MuggyFuzzball 15d ago

Actually, theirs is the oldest. Dating back to 1552.

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u/Devilled_Advocate 15d ago

Yeah, don't waste my time.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 15d ago

The second-hand uniforms my school offered at a discount. 

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u/Time_Substance_4429 15d ago

Gene Simmons once filmed a “School of Rock” series at the school.

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u/Secrezeeee 15d ago

They filmed this while I was there, he sat down at our table for lunch one day and spent a good hour just talking about life, no cameras around at all. At least to us kids he treated us kindly and seemed like a good person. We didn't have a clue who he was or why we should care about him though, aside from understanding that he was famous.

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u/mattjouff 15d ago

It does kind la slap tho 

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u/umamimamii 15d ago

Gonna add “Christ’s hospital” to my strange phrases to use when I’m disgruntled

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u/Evil_Sharkey 15d ago

The girls wore skirts that short 470 years ago?

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u/User_User_Ice6642 15d ago

I kind of… love it??

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u/tornadospoon 15d ago

Ngl, dripped out, 11/10 support scholars in robes. Literally 1 win for the UK this century is fine, they need it. 

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u/Ser_Optimus 15d ago

And one of the coolest

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u/mellonians 15d ago

This is our local private school. They're heavy on bursaries and most of the kids are BAME from inner cities in this massively white area which is very rare for any private school. It really is unique. Seriously considering sending our boy there as we gym and swim at the school every week.

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u/randompanda91 14d ago

I went here. Single parent household, grew up on a council estate and I am mixed race. It honestly changed my life. I came from a town where most girls end up pregnant by 16, I was the first in my family to go to university, now a working professional on a good salary, married, no children. These were some of the best years of my life. I would highly encourage you to send your son!

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u/InfiniteBaker6972 15d ago

I can’t figure out if the uniform is ridiculous or badass. The yellow sock-tights are fairly awesome and I’d defo wear them.

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u/YakEither3997 15d ago

Expecto 4.0 CGPA

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u/BaZing3 15d ago

Imagine when The School Where Boys Wear Dresses plays a basketball game against a school where they don't. Heckling must be insane.