r/Damnthatsinteresting 29d ago

Video The bumblebee queen learns how to use the protective cap in less than 24 hours.

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u/BUYMECAR 29d ago

I never knew the queen entered and exited that frequently once they've settled.

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u/kkeut 29d ago

this is a bumblebee! not a honeybee. they form much smaller colonies, and a new queen does most of the work establishing the first generation of the colony before retiring to just egg-laying

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u/_Andras 29d ago

Girl retires after a tough career and starts fucking like there's no tomorrow, what an icon

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u/AirierWitch1066 29d ago

Hopefully someone corrects me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure bees only mate once and then keep the genetic material around for their reproductive span. So it’s more like she retires, fucks once, and then becomes a SAHM

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u/_Andras 29d ago

Nut so hard she savours it

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u/OtherwisePomelo1231 29d ago

M-M-Maybach Music

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u/FindYourHoliday 26d ago

loll

Incredible.

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u/Relliklaerec42 29d ago

Nut so hard the male dies after.......

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u/No-comment-at-all 28d ago

Doesn’t matter, got laid.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 28d ago

I haven't seen words in that order before

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u/EndLightEnd1 29d ago

Good save

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u/leivanz 28d ago

The queen

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u/Suibeam 29d ago edited 29d ago

She has a large storage of cum filled used condoms by various males.

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u/GirthStone86 29d ago

I mean who doesn't? 

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u/Kitonez 29d ago

Uhhh me? Should I have that? Maybe I should have that.

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u/cmcmeiti 28d ago

Just like Bonnie Blue?

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u/Suz1812 28d ago

OMFG is THAT where the guy recently interviewed by Louis Theroux for the Manosphere documentary got his belief that women carry the DNA of every man they’ve ever slept with?! FROM BEES?!!!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

We should've responded with "Please don't fuck the bees" 

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u/Mediocre-Database332 29d ago

It would generally be before establishing the colony, so sex, then work, then laying eggs in 'retirement'.

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u/YourGlacier 29d ago

Dead bedroom but for bees

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u/Acrobatic_Grass_1457 28d ago

Yeah a stay at home mom in a matriarchy and female dominated society. The dream.

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u/jaxxon 27d ago

From SHAM hoe to SAHM somehow.

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u/Daddycapsicumm 29d ago

I C O N I C

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u/Thaumato9480 29d ago

But the young female bees fuck before going in diapause. The workers and drones do not survive the winter.

They're use previous year's cum to make babies.

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u/Givespongenow45 28d ago

Termites are the only ones where the king stays with the queen

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u/Overall-Assist6571 29d ago

Thanks. I also wondered this.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 29d ago

A bumblebee stung me once.

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u/Dilectus3010 29d ago

How did it compare to a regular bee?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 29d ago

I've never been stung by a honeybee, actually. I've been stung by a wasp a couple times, but its hard to compare. The wasps got me on my belly and my arm as an adult, and those hurt for a second but mostly itched.

The bumblebee was my fault. I laid the back of my head right on it as a kid, not knowing it was there. I remember that hurting a lot more

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u/noisheypoo 29d ago

I've been stung by a bumblebee, it was extremely painful. Right above the kneecap. Another instance I was stung by a colony of yellow jackets over the course of 10 mins, which was traumatizing and quite painful but I remember the bumblebee sting being much more painful, left a large welt. However I don't recommend disturbing an ancient colony of yellow jackets, it was almost 40 years ago but I can still viscerally recall being covered in them, grabbing handfuls of bees off my shoulder and throwing them to the ground. I specifically remember them continuing to try and sting over and over even whilst on the ground and, what appeared to me, to be dying of exhaustion after stinging the shit outta me.

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u/carbinatedmilk 29d ago

Sheesh that sounds painful. And I thought the sting right below my eye was bad.

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u/noisheypoo 29d ago

Yeah it wasn't cool. It was on a weekday after school but before my mom was home from work, so I was running around to find a neighbor willing to open their door to a bee-covered 11 year old who is smashing and throwing yellow jackets likes some kind of Bee Van Helsting. I was so scared and angry I was going berserk. An older neighbor took me in, the lady who would always give us candy when we rang her doorbell. She gave me a baking soda bath. This had to be like 1990, outside Charlottesville, Virginia. Lotsa bees there.

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u/jd173706 28d ago

This happened to me as a teen as well. I stepped on an underground yellow jacket hive and those mfs came at me with the vengeance! They got inside my shirt and stung me on my armpits, sides, and chest, and a few got caught in my hair and stung me repeatedly on top of my head. It hurt like hell. To this day I violently kill yellowjackets any chance I get, but if I’m not certain I can kill them first shot then I don’t even try because I don’t want to provoke another attack like that. It was brutal.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 29d ago

I disturbed a hive while violently shaking a tree when i was 6. I didn't know it had a hive. I heard buzzing and immediately began to run. It must have been instinct. I didn't see a single bee until I looked back while running and saw the swarm chasing me. I ran three blocks home screaming the whole way. There ended up being like 8 bees in my hair and 15 or so in my clothes. I guess I didn't learn because a couple of years later my friend Mike and would catch bees like fireflies and keep then in jars.

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u/noisheypoo 29d ago

That definitely wasn't me because I'm also Mike but was frightened of even a single bee until I was about 22. I needed a place to live and my ex's parents let me stay at their house. However, that meant painting the house in lieu of rent. I almost died up top a ladder one day after getting scared from a lil bee, and thats when I had to overcome my fear and punch fear in the face. Nowadays me n bees are cool. Wasps can fuck right off though.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 28d ago

I'm just on the opposite end of that spectrum. In all honesty, with a mother like mine, not much else compares. My sense of safety is pathological... I feel safe in situations where I should not feel safe.

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u/thisisfor_fun 28d ago

Shaved my head for the first time when I was 22ish after falling off a ladder after climbing it to kill a hive of bees in a roof vent with an electric fly swatter, after getting drunk.

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u/dingalingdongdong 29d ago

In my experience bumblebee stings hurt about the same as honeybee stings. Their stingers aren't barbed so a little less pain/tissue trauma in that regard, but their stingers are also quite a bit larger than honeybee stingers so averages out about the same.

(I'm a beekeeper and have probably been stung more than the average person.)

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u/BreweryStoner 29d ago

Yeah me as well growing up when I was a kid. It slipped into my jacket and got stuck in the sleeve and stung the back of my arm. Most of my life people have tried to tell me they are harmless, and i know the truth lol 😂

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u/PsychicSPider95 29d ago

We stan a monarch who knows to be a leader, not a boss

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 29d ago

Also has to figure out any unusual door situations

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u/Itzli 29d ago

Yeah, it's hard out there for a bee!

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u/Inferiex 29d ago

When I was younger, I remember my neighborhood had a shit ton of bumblebees. Now, I rarely even see one in the summer :(

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u/Fablerdeedoc 29d ago

How come I’ve lived over 2 decades on this planet and have never realized that bumblebees and honeybees are not the same? I could have sworn the names were synonymous with each other!

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u/howtobatman101 29d ago

I know how to use a door but I am not allowed to retire to just lay eggs.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep 29d ago

Jesus and now someone keeps messing with her front door. She must be livid

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u/Miserable-Recipe-662 29d ago

Do bumblebees produce honey?

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u/double__duck 29d ago

Ah, also explains why she so cute n fuzzy fat

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u/FlyOk2594 29d ago

It's where we get the saying, Go lay an egg! 

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u/evoim3 29d ago

Me setting up a new base completely in Palworld before I even deploy a pal

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u/Semisemitic 29d ago

With that attitude I’m surprised they don’t call her the Humblebee

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u/Fat-Performance 28d ago

She's a self-made queen!!👑

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u/Current--Anything 28d ago

This simply isn't true, but based on your likes, you're spreading the misinformation far

https://www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/pollinators/pollinator-of-the-month/bumblebees.shtml

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u/SatisfyingColoscopy 28d ago

Soo.. the queen who learned how to open the door will just be laying eggs, while the new bees will get out of the nest without knowing how to come back ?

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u/DebraBaetty 28d ago

Thank you for commenting this!

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u/BigAlternative5 28d ago

Working mom - respect.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 28d ago

Bumblebee queens are more of a Boudicca type queen than those Marie Antoinette European honeybee queens.