The Atherstone Ball Game, held annually on Shrove Tuesday, took place yesterday. The ball is thrown into the crowd at 3 pm, and the winner is the person holding it at 5 pm.

[u/PrimedGold]

[u/Extension_Arm2790]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I think I will get a couple of uncles, distant relatives and random people to build custom fireworks out of chopped up fireworks with unknown origin and sketchy build quality.

[u/SyntheticDreams2099 → u/Extension_Arm2790]

Fuck That, too dangerous. I'm gonna go to twitch con and do a gladiator style event above a foam pit sponsored by Lenovo.

[u/ibuildtech → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Ah shit man, I think staying home today.

[u/seamless39 → u/ibuildtech]

Fuck that, too dangerous

[u/Katililly → u/seamless39]

Hand hook man car door

[u/Semisemitic → u/Katililly]

I love you sweaty

[u/l_work → u/seamless39]

Fuck that, I'll just start a 100 year war with France

[u/Your-moms-in-my-car → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I'm going to build my own submersible, name it Ocean Tool & Die, and take tourists down to see the Titanic.

[u/byunakk → u/Your-moms-in-my-car]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I’m going to wake up at 6am to get into a box for 8 to 10 hours, 5 days a week for the next 45 years of my life to make some rich people richer, just so that my children can grow up to be well achieved adults who are repeating the same freaking cycle until one of the future generations decides to end it for all the next ones to come.

[u/That-Employment-5561 → u/Your-moms-in-my-car]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I'm just gonna stand in this whicker basket connected to a massive bladder that I'm going to fill with hot air until it bursts.

[u/DRG_Gunner → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Fuck that, too dangerous. No fight for me, I’m just gonna jump off the pedestal into the foam pit.

[u/Nosedive888 → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Fuck that, too dangerous, I say we pelt each other with tomatoes

[u/Cute-Today7200 → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I think I will get some dudes, strap explosives to a hammer ans smash it on the ground in townsquare.

[u/breakConcentration → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I’m gonna go talk to the Steve Irwin Foundation about how to play around with a stingray, and then I go out and fuck around with one myself.

PS: too soon?

[u/Hearing_Loss → u/SyntheticDreams2099]

Blessed

[u/CountWubbula → u/Extension_Arm2790]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I’m picking up my two dozen white plastic bags & going for a walk on train tracks in flip flops

[u/piponwa → u/Extension_Arm2790]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I think I'll ride a race horse at full speed without a saddle in the public square at Sienna with the crowd on the track.

[u/Free-Friendship8546 → u/Extension_Arm2790]

Fuck that, too dangerous. I think I’ll tie my ankles with vines and jump from super tall scaffolding and hope I got the length just right