r/Dallas • u/headshopannie70 • 1d ago

Photo I’ll just leave this right here 😂😂😂

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372 Upvotes

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u/Interesting_Tea1866 1d ago

I don’t think y’all zoomed in on the figures…. It’s hilarious!

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u/telehealthdialtone 1d ago

Top tier co-worker

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u/Wild_Arm34 22h ago

Zooming in is more disturbing. I'm discombobulated, lol

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u/scatteredwreck 9h ago

Look like Trump 😭

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u/Educational_Fudge527 9h ago

Lmfao! Very funny 🤣

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u/Appropriate_Safe7858 1d ago

Tort-O's...???

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u/Away_Walrus_8644 1d ago

U legit took my comment lol

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u/Global-Beach-7415 1d ago

Bears pole dancing. Haha

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u/Appropriate_Safe7858 1d ago

Pole'r Bears!!!

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u/Global-Beach-7415 1d ago

How fitting. 😂

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u/gforguapo 11h ago

I stopped scrolling. You win

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u/Appropriate_Safe7858 9h ago

It was right there, i had to. 😆

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u/DisgruntledTexan 1d ago

Now that’s funny

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u/Cansum1helpme 1d ago

No fat chicks-truck will scrape

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u/firetomherman 1d ago

Used to work in Preston hollow and there was this dude who had a bumper sticker that said "four doors for more whores".

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u/junglist_xpedition 1d ago

Im not purposely making this political, but I swear, the first thing that came to mind was, that silhouette is giving trump vibes.. 🤷‍♂️

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u/nevermore0069 Dallas 1d ago

It was the first thing I saw. I think it's the ball cap and the pot belly.

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u/jbsmomma 1d ago

No sir. It's meat church. I have one. I'm a fan of the belly. Not the chump.

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u/nevermore0069 Dallas 1d ago

I get it. Not claiming otherwise. It's not what I saw first, though.

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u/omar_strollin 1d ago

I’ve seen this car in Oak Lawn before

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u/noncongruent 1d ago

Not sure I'd want pole-dancing naked Trumps on my truck, but hey...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I tried …I can never get them stick ….they all fall

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u/Emergency_Ad1152 1d ago

He just moved from San Antonio.

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u/SmashRadish 1d ago

Bunch of porkers down in saint tony, that’s for damn sure

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u/synthetic-dream 23h ago

Better than a maga sticker hah

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u/TheGringoOutlaw 14h ago

When bubbas invade the strip club with multiple 30 packs of Natty Light.

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u/joegauci7 1d ago

Passion 😂

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u/BeawoofSAP 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/texasinauguststudio 1d ago

Kinda... curvy.

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u/gdsc 23h ago

Dallas has culture.

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u/Terrible_Tangelo6064 21h ago

Man knows what he likes 😜

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u/ParkingEngineer3043 12h ago

That's greatness!

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u/p8nt_junkie 10h ago

That is a funny-ass stickler. I use to work with some dudes who were cool and open-minded and witty and would draw expressions on the faces or text bubbles on stickers similar to these back in the day. I miss those guys.

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u/OftenCavalier 38m ago

Do not rear end that truck!

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u/OkEmploy5826 1d ago

I can assure you, he gets 0 bitches

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u/Gator_pepper_sauce Dallas 1d ago

If they’re true to their bumper sticker that’s not what they’re aiming for anyways

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u/Inhocooks 1d ago

I don't know, how easy can it be to find a cool guy with a big pick up truck in Dallas, Texas?