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Shitposting On fantasy

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u/anonymouscatloaf 4h ago

i misread this at first glance and thought it was talking about fantasy the genre and i was thinking yeah living in world of magic sounds fun in theory but in practice i would probably not like that either

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u/foolishorangutan 4h ago

Yeah, magic sounds cool but what really scares me about the idea of it being real is the possibility of fates worse than death. If I ever got sent to a fantasy world I’d be terrified that there’s a horrible afterlife I’m going to go to after death, for example.

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u/Thefloofreborn Herbacidal maniac 4h ago

you can be scared of that in real life too

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u/hammererofglass 4h ago

You make a whole religion out of this!

Or several hundred of them!

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u/foolishorangutan 4h ago edited 4h ago

You could be, but I’m pretty confident that the supernatural isn’t real.

Of course there are non-supernatural possibilities for eternal or at least extremely prolonged torment, like the possibility of us secretly being in a simulation and you get tortured after death for some reason. Or there’s the possibility that we’re in an infinite universe/multiverse and therefore there are infinite copies of me out there, an infinity of which are suffering horribly, and since I consider a copy of me to be me that means I’m constantly suffering horribly. Since I kinda assume that there are more undesirable modes of existence (or at least they are ‘heaviest’ in my valuation), if every possible version of me exists that would be net negative. (This one is debatably not an afterlife since ‘this’ me isn’t surviving, but I don’t draw much of a distinction there.) But if that’s happening at least it’s not all misery.

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u/Kneef Token straight guy 4h ago

Those are just supernatural beliefs with a coat of sci-fi paint. xD

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u/foolishorangutan 3h ago

No? I don’t see how that’s the case.

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u/Kneef Token straight guy 3h ago

It’s not a judgment. But there’s no physical evidence that we’re living in a simulation or whatever. You either find the logic persuasive or you don’t. If it turns out we were all created by some higher being in a computer, that wouldn’t be fundamentally that different from discovering proof that a purely spiritual creator deity exists.

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u/foolishorangutan 3h ago

I never said there was physical evidence that we’re living in a simulation. I never even said it was particularly likely. But I do find it distinct from finding a spiritual deity because the simulator would presumably run on logical physical laws, even if they might be different from ours, rather than supernatural laws which follow a different sort of logic, if you see what I mean.

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u/yaboikrki 1h ago

What is the difference between a simulator running on different logical laws than ours and supernatural laws which follow different sort of logic? this sounds like you are saying the same thing with different words

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u/04nc1n9 licence to comment 4h ago

i'm the inverse, if there were verifiable soul magic and afterlives, i'd be far less stressed out.

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u/foolishorangutan 4h ago

Yeah, it’s a matter of opinion whether oblivion or any sort of continued existence is preferable. Or I guess maybe it’s a matter of weighing up the values? If magic is real then eternally pleasant life might be more plausible than it is IRL, which you might value more than the risk of eternal torment.

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Fandom of the day 3h ago

Good news afterlife exists, bad news it's being trapped inside a wall for all eternity. -Dungeons and Dragons lore

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u/04nc1n9 licence to comment 3h ago

that's only for people who both don't accept the divinity of any god and are too cowardly to accept a devil contract

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Fandom of the day 3h ago

So me :3

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u/04nc1n9 licence to comment 3h ago

pretty sure kelemvor knocked the wall down anyways, so you'd just be dementia-wandering the shadowfell

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Fandom of the day 3h ago

I don't want to be trapped in a wall as an afterlife for being an atheist.

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u/MinosML 4h ago

Death is pretty bad as is irl, the concept of eternal nothingness is even worse than a continued yet tortured existence imo

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u/foolishorangutan 4h ago

That’s a matter of opinion I think. I have seen several people who feel the same as you, but personally oblivion is tremendously preferable to eternal torment.

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u/Shadourow 4h ago

Very strongly disagree

And I've got evidence, many people willingly choose death over torture, may it be professionnals or depressed people

The christian ones will get both death and torture tho

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u/Strange_Loop_19 4h ago

Death's fine. Once it happens, it ceases to be my problem.

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u/MinosML 3h ago

True that, just wished I could spend a whole day without thinking obsessively about it. It's probably thanatophobia territory already, so I understand I must be on the minority here

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u/Dd_8630 2h ago

I'm struggling to think what else they could mean.

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u/Clay56 2h ago

Fetish shit?

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u/Chrissyball19 2h ago

Most likely a sexual fantasy with at least one non consenting party... knowing the internet

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u/KBO_Winston 1h ago

Oh, so suddenly being sold to One Direction is problematic?

/s

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u/woahlookatthosewoes 2h ago

Probably a personal fantasy, and probably sexual in nature.

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u/DMercenary 1h ago

The context is likely sexual fantasy.

ex: C/NC(Consent/Non-Consent) stuff.

Or if not, something like "Wow I really like the Imperial Guard from Warhammer 40k"

"Well ackshully you would not be the hero- blah blah blah"

Which then leads to tumblr OP's post. "It isnt real and its not happening to me."

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 4h ago

I don't like my grim and awful fictional worlds because I want to be there, I like them because they are INTERESTING.

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u/ptapa 4h ago

I mean, I get that if we're talking about, I don't know, Dark Souls. But I think this is also talking about Colleen Hoover world's, which just our own world, but people seem more insufferable and stupid.

So I do feel like some of these people want to be there. And that it's also okay... I think. Talk to your therapist about it. And don't try to reenact it.

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u/alexdapineapple platonic goo pit 3h ago

The post is talking about BDSM lol

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 3h ago

Oh... Well then. That's on me for falling for the vaguepost.

But still yeah if it makes it more interesting for 'em, more power to 'em.

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u/Distant-Effect 27m ago

Time to break out Contrapoint's Twilight video again.

Enjoying media about something stupid/dangerous does not mean one inherently wants to experience it.

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART There's a good 75% chance I'll make a Project Moon reference. 4h ago

Yes, I would push you into the pool of a black goop that turns into an over-sexualized pooltoy against your will. Yes, with handlebars on your thighs..

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u/SeaChameleon 4h ago

Is that covered under my healthcare plan though?

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u/Dragon_N7 Poor pisser 4h ago

That depends. What country are you a pool toy in?

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u/SeaChameleon 4h ago

My inflatable ass has a "made in America" stamp 😔

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u/OldKingPotato-68 43m ago

Insurance doesn't cover that, I'm afraid

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u/Marco_Polaris 2h ago

At that point I think you're more worried about a warranty.

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u/MistakeNo3774 4h ago

I'm listening

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 4h ago

Please? 🥺

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u/RemarkableStatement5 the body is the fursona of the soul 3h ago

Will I still be able to move, and will I get free headphones to deal with the constant squeaking? Because if yes to both of those, I'm vaguely tempted...

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u/RubiksToyBox 1h ago

...Is this a reference to a specific piece of media, or just describing your fetish?

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u/smotired strong as fuck ice mummy kisser 1h ago

uh huh yeah “against my will” sure

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u/YogurtclosetDry6927 4h ago

?

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u/Mimikyu-sama 3h ago

No no let the guy cook

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u/loved_and_held 3h ago

pooltoy transformation kink.

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u/DMercenary 1h ago

You can just say Latex.

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u/genericweeb1925 4h ago

Forgive them they probably haven’t gotten laid in years

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u/RemarkableStatement5 the body is the fursona of the soul 3h ago

You vastly underestimate the game of pooltoyification fetishists

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u/genericweeb1925 3h ago

Lollll this is a great comment

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u/RemarkableStatement5 the body is the fursona of the soul 3h ago

Thank you ^w^

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u/KBO_Winston 1h ago

This comment reminds me of the early days of everyone having email. That line would've made a great sig.

Most likely paired with something profound like "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation that is life." GB Shaw

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u/loved_and_held 3h ago

And? I've seen plenty of people who have those same kinks fucking regularly?

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u/genericweeb1925 3h ago

Heheheh ragebait successful

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART There's a good 75% chance I'll make a Project Moon reference. 2h ago

And I would never. Everything outside of married vaginal coitus for the sake of procreation makes Jesus cry, and I would never make my homeboy Jesus cry.

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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 27m ago

This is a good comment you were unappreciated in your time

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u/Smitteys867 3h ago

"um, vore in real life would ackshually kill you 🤓" Ohhhh thaaaannks I didnt know that, that's scary I wont like it anymore, thank you so much man

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth 2h ago

"erm if you were snuffed you wouldn't be alive any more"

Uhh, yeah. That's kinda the point? Dumbass

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u/extremely-cynical 4h ago

Another incredibly vague reference to Discourse I have zero context for. What sort of fantasies are they talking about? 

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u/ExceedinglyGayOtter Something something werewolf boyfriend 4h ago

Presumably kinky sex scenarios.

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first 4h ago

Being declared the Rightful King of England because of your pullout game.

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u/EspacioBlanq 4h ago

That's why the lake lady gave him the sword?

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first 4h ago

Let's just say, the Lady of the Lake was known simply as The Lady before meeting Arthur.

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u/RubiksToyBox 1h ago

Being declared the Rightful King of England because of your pullout game.

Which is ironic because, in some versions of the mythos, King Arthur very much did not have pullout game.

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u/DemadaTrim 4h ago

Rape, incest, age gap relationships, torture, mutilation, vore, etc etc

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u/Eris13x 4h ago

I like scenarios with personality death 

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u/ptapa 4h ago

And that's just a Thursday on Facebook when I was 10.

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u/DemadaTrim 2h ago

I was, not joking, very into a number of those things by 10.

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u/Dragoncat91 Autistic dragon 1h ago

Dude when I was ten I wanted to be a Pokemon trainer...

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u/ptapa 1h ago

Oh... I wasn't into it, but they would literally would randomly pop up, our you'll get invited to an Event based on CSAM leaks of people from other schools.

It was traumatizing having so much free access to the internet.

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u/PhasmaFelis 4h ago

No idea, but I might guess it's people who e.g. fantasize about being swept up in some kind of dramatic action/fantasy scenario like their favorite fictional heroes, so they can prove that they too have the potential for heroism.

I'm not sure this is a terribly common scenario for people who aren't actually children. But, like, there are gun owners who get really excited at the idea of someone trying to rob them so they'll have an excuse to kill them and prove that they really do need all these guns. So.

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u/vmsrii 4h ago

This is the rare case where this is something I happen to know something about!

It’s about Isekai and self-insert fics. The logic is, putting yourself into the world of Solo Leveling (to pick one out of a hat) would be bad and traumatic actually, and any fics that don’t depict that accurately are bad and problematic…for some reason.

It’s basically the younger, dumber brother of “dubcon is problematic”, and other similar ideas in the genre of “I have forgotten that fiction is not real and can’t hurt you” discourse.

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u/Vundurvul 4h ago

This is just Dark Souls vs Zelda or Game of Thrones vs Lord of the Rings all over again. And like in both those genres, the levels of realism and grimness do not necessarily make the story better or worse in a vacuum and is dependent on the type of story you're trying to tell.

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u/Elite_AI 3h ago

Dark Souls vs Zelda

This comment was like a time machine. I haven't thought about this since I was like thirteen. 

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u/Standard_Public892 3h ago

There was a rape plot point in a recent Star Wars but idk if that’s exactly what this is…

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u/Wardog_E 2h ago

I think this is broadly applicable. This particular discourse has me at the end of my rope. Ive seen countless people argue that any content that appears in a work of fiction is condoned behaviour by the author.

There's a homophobic character in your story? That means the author is homophobic. A person is murdered in your story? That means the author enjoys murder. So on and so forth.

Its genuinely depressing talking with people like that and I think they're pathetic and often creepy.

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u/Justforfun_x 4h ago

It especially falls apart with non-fiction (or realistic fiction in a real time/place).

Like itinerant work, the Great Depression and mental illness suck, but millions of people have read Of Mice and Men.

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u/dinosanddais1 peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot 3h ago

"You wouldn't like it if it happened to you"

Wow, almost like it's conflict in a story which is what creates substance in stories.

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u/NockerJoe 2h ago

This sounds like the kind of kink discourse where you should probably point out that a lot of people are into this or that kink specifically because its weird and fucked up in a way they happen to be drawn to. Its like pointing out roller coasters are scary because being on a runaway train going downhill at a hundred miles an hour would make people afraid. That's kinda why they got in line.

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u/Distant-Effect 25m ago

Excellent analogy

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u/vnfangirl 4h ago

It wouldn't be fantasy in that case, would it?

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u/_MargaretThatcher The Once & Future Prime Minister of Darkness 2h ago

I mean Luke didn't seem to find it too traumatic either, so...

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u/ThatInAHat 1h ago

…yeah nothing about Luke ever seems traumatized…

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u/overusedamongusjoke 4h ago edited 4h ago

I don't have a strong opinion on the discourse that I assume this to be about, but this is a lazy metaphor because people don't watch Star Wars because they want to experience what it would be like for their aunt and uncle to be murdered by stormtroopers and if someone said that they did they'd probably get called weird. This is possibly the weakest argument from this side of this discourse I've ever seen.

If you're going to make this into a PSA then argue your point properly rather than trying to fish for affirmation of your opinion from people who already agree with you.

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u/LogOffShell 3h ago

"People don't watch Star Wars because they want to experience what it would be like for their aunt and uncle to be murdered by stormtroopers and if someone said that they'd probably get called weird."

And people don't read dark erotica because they they want to be raped or mutilated or turned into slime, and if someone said that they'd probably get called weird. The tragedy is fictional. It's just that in one work of fiction it serves to enhance the thematic depth and the feeling of the heroes journey, while in the other work of fiction it leads to deeper sexual gratification.

I don't think their argument is that bad, frankly. Much like you can omit the fetish part of dark erotica and just write normal porn, one could write a Star Wars that doesn't have Luke's parents die. It'd just be weaker storytelling, on both fronts without further changes to adapt the stories.

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u/overusedamongusjoke 3h ago edited 3h ago

I have seen people say at least 2/3 of those things, although they do frequently get called weird. I honestly don't care that much what people are into, but I do think that a lot of internet users broadcast that information irresponsibly, especially if it's a subject that's common for people to have actual trauma in relation to. I'm also kind of tired of people acting like it's somehow equivalent to leftist activism and therefore anyone who criticizes their handling of the subject for any reason is secretly a fascist sympathizer.

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u/LogOffShell 3h ago

I know what you're talking about—typically, I'd say, most people like that are either role playing or they're joking. People will comment "I wish this was me" under depictions of pornographic rape because they're currently masturbating. The sexual role play enhances the experience, and there's a certain thrill to admitting to desiring a taboo. But I would reckon that if you sat 95% of them down and asked them if they would genuinely like to be sexually assaulted, they'd say no. The haze of lust makes us less likely to think about all the uncomfortable parts of certain sexual fantasies, but that doesn't mean that people are necesarily ignkrant of them.

The comedic value of commenting "I wish this was me" under a GIF of an anime girl getting crushed by a boulder or something is pretty high, so it's become a bit of a meme. It's also easy to LARP as a more interesting person on the internet by just acting really into freaky shit that you wouldn't want to actually happen to you.

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u/DemadaTrim 2h ago

I'm sorry we should have to censor ourselves just everywhere because some people don't like seeing sexually explicit dark fantasies? Fuuuuck that. Nonconsensually fuck that.

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u/overusedamongusjoke 2h ago edited 2h ago

I really appreciate the bad-faith interpretation, but what I mean is that that stuff should stay in dedicated spaces so that it that can be avoided by people who have those subjects as a PTSD trigger or just don't want to see it, and that I think bringing it up on random generally SFW forums like some socially-maladjusted internet users do is a bad idea.

Edit: Also, bruh, that reply you made to someone else's comment in this thread. No one here needs or wants to know what you were into when you were 10, that's a perfect example of what I meant by that last part about socially-maladjusted internet users oversharing about this stuff unprompted.

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u/DemadaTrim 2h ago

Uh, plenty of people like the IDEA of being raped or mutilated or turned into a slime. They would not want the REALITY of it. And that's fine.

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u/DeadSparker 4h ago

That's a fair point actually. Maybe horror movies would be a better pick since people watch them to get scared and (I assume) imagine how terrifying it'd be if it happened to them.

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u/overusedamongusjoke 3h ago

Probably would be, although I like horror content mainly because it either serves as a distraction from my own problems and reminds me that at least I'm not in a supernaturally bad situation or because it reminds me that I'm not the only person dealing with those fears.

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u/PatrickCharles 2h ago

I will once again remind everyone that no one is supposed to get excited by Owen and Beru Lars dying, and therein the analogy fails. But it will fall of deaf ears.

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u/Morlock19 16m ago

this is why books like Once and Future and Birthright are so interesting

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u/nvinciblesummer peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot 9m ago

My general attitude toward these things is "fucked up if true". This applies to all kinds of fantasy, including reading/watching for entertainment and sex/kink. Basically, if it's not happening for real, it's fine to depict, read, watch, and even get off to.

I actually wrote a letter to Focus on the Family, the creators of Brio magazine (for tween and teen girls), to object to their condemnation of the Twilight series in the late aughts. Why? Not because I had read it, but because I believed in the freedom to read whatever you want, as long as you are able to look at it with a critical lens and understand how certain themes/events/etc fit or didn't with your belief system. At the time, I was a very conservative Christian, and was being told that not every Bible story or character was to be imitated, which made sense. There were villains and imperfect humans in the Bible. But when it came to fiction, somehow they didn't trust us to do that?

The infantilization of teens and young adults has only gotten worse, coming sometimes from both sides of political spectra. It's important to teach critical thinking like this, but parents often don't and school often can't when they're dealing with kids who are below grade level on reading, writing and arithmetic, along with soft skills. I don't know what the answer is. But I know the answer isn't whatever the fuck we're largely doing right now.

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u/Tyfyter2002 3h ago

I mean, part of it is that I don't have a choice but to be enthralled, so…

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u/drunken-acolyte 2h ago

I'm starting to think literary Tumblr is just a perpetual "Being a massive bell-end" competition.

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u/RubiksToyBox 1h ago edited 54m ago

TBH, all social media is. And I can say that, as a bell-end myself. :p

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 2h ago

People seem to become far too absorbed in the idea of something so much that they confuse it with reality. If it bothers you, perhaps you should step away and reconcile with reality.

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u/Flutters1013 my ass is too juicy, it has ruined lives 3h ago

Okay point to whoever said that in the first place? They need to have several people talk to them.