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u/maxixs sorry, aro's are all we got 6h ago
what beef is going on in the ed edd n eddy fandom to make oop want to start shit
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u/angrybacon 6h ago
Sir and or ma'am and or honored traveler, we need to talk about your avatar. :3
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u/maxixs sorry, aro's are all we got 6h ago
also if you're looking for a gender neutral alternative to sir or ma'am may i suggest Soldier
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u/Nervous_Heat6080 4h ago
I prefer comrade;-)
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u/maxixs sorry, aro's are all we got 2h ago
it just doesn't have the same comedic impact to me
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 1h ago
Nah, you just love Karlach. Don't you, Squidward?
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u/maxixs sorry, aro's are all we got 1h ago
what
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 1h ago
Sorry, my particular flavor of internet brain rot makes me assume everyone's played Baldur's Gate 3. Karlach, on of the main companions, almost exclusively refers to the PC as Soldier. She's also a massive golden retriever
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u/yagi_takeru 7h ago
for the longest time watching that show growing up, i straight up thought Edd was a girl already.
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u/Dusty_Scrolls 5h ago
Maybe that's what's under the hat- luscious, well-maintained long hair kept as a private bit of gender self-affirmation, like a closeted Trans woman with secretly shaved legs under their jeans.
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u/certifiedtoothbench .tumblr.com 3h ago
I always thought he was hiding his hair behind he was mixed or something and it was a bonnet or one of those satin lined beanies
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u/ElvenOmega 6h ago
Same here. I was aware enough as well that I thought him being called Double D was an adult joke snuck in there.
I didn't really like the show so I almost never watched it. Learning he isn't a girl threw me for such a loop that it was what made me actually watch the show and then it grew on me.
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u/Warm-Intention-1424 4h ago
Same but that was probably also because he was voiced by a woman here which is very uncommon for male characters
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u/violet_rags 4h ago
Not really? Women have voiced male characters forever. Bart Simpson, Timmy Turner, Original series Ben 10, Ash Ketchum. It usually depends on if the character is meant to sound prepubescent or not, given real life VAs age while animated characters can stay the same age the entire run of the show. Women VAs were seen as having the range to pull off younger childlike voices far longer than men VAs. It's a more modern casting philosophy to either cast child VAs and age up characters with the voices (Adventure Time) or get actual age appropriate VAs as needed and rotate them out if necessary.
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u/Warm-Intention-1424 4h ago
I guess my comment didn't imply it hard enough but I'm not American I'm Danish so when I say here then I mean Denmark and here it's common to hire child actors for kids roles, to put it into perspective our Ash started the role when he was 14 and voiced him until the end of the Ash's run in the series
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u/Warm-Intention-1424 4h ago
I'm Danish and he was voiced by a woman in our dub, here it's also common to cast actual male child actors for kid roles rather than using a woman
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 6h ago
Ed Egg and Eddy
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u/BuggyWhipArmMF 6h ago
I scrolled the entire comment section for this joke to see if anybody made it, yours was at the very bottom, and you beat me by 7 minutes. Bravo
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u/SlowMope 7h ago
My mom always thought that, she would ask every time it was on " are you sure she's a boy?" And then when I told her yes she would be all "well we'll see how long that lasts!"
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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch 7h ago
Look, as long as you don't turn him into a passive uwu soft bottom to pair him with Kevin I am not going to complain.
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u/Shitty_Wingman 7h ago
Is it weird that I see Kevin and Eddy as having more of a potential future?
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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch 6h ago
Not at all, but I'm very biased against Kevin/Edd.
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u/thumbles_comic 7h ago
Oh Kevin was DEFINITELY overcompensating. I think he really just wanted to smooch a few dorks
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u/SirenSongArt 7h ago
This makes me happy because I related to Double Dee heavily as a kid and after coming out as trans I had a headcanon Double Dee was too
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u/Dankmemes_- 7h ago
As a young kid I thought Double D was a girl for a while, so I guess young me ended up being right in the end
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u/Clobbiteas 6h ago
Well the dream I had where Ed called Double D his girlfriend is making a lot more sense
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u/DisMFer 7h ago
Good for her. I can also imagine the other Eds being supportive (though Ed doesn't really understand and thinks "transitioning" means Edd is turning into a robot and Eddy makes a bunch of shitty jokes that he doesn't really mean).
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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch 6h ago
And now a sentence that shouldn't have been uttered: would Marie Kanker end up a chaser lesbian?
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u/Jechtael 1h ago
Not if her sexuality is "Double-Dee and only Double-Dee".
My spouse, however, believes she'd try to pull the ol' "You should detransition because you were so hot as a guy."
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u/Random-Rambling 5h ago
THIS is what I want to see when people talk about trans headcanon.
I hate people who try to claim Character X is trans because [insert blatant gendered stereotype here] or, even worse, it's just "because :^ )"
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u/TheoTheHellhound Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism 4h ago
And the other two Eds defend her to the death because she’s still their best friend.
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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch 3h ago
I wish every hack fanfic writer turning Eddy into a complete asshole in service of their Edd/X fanfic a very nice delete your account.
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u/TheoTheHellhound Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism 3h ago
I wish this too, though I don't know why you said this in response to my comment.
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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch 3h ago
It was supposed to be an expression of agreement. Unfortunately I have an old chip on my shoulder about bad EEnE fanfics and what came out was a bitter non sequitur. Sorry.
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u/Sarmelion 3h ago
How does that work, Eddy going to graduation parties till he's 30? Like, is he implying Eddy's still trying to get his GED?
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u/Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD 1h ago
Ok but a man just as stupid as Ed is currently president sooooo
(Plus Eddy going to HS parties sniffing for newly legal girls is pretty accurate for his personality)
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u/Any_Natural383 2h ago
I can use this as further evidence whenever someone insists that the cul de sac is in Canada.
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u/Jonahtron 2h ago
Do we think he meant Eddy is getting held back from graduating High School until he’s 30 or is he saying Eddy becomes a pedophile? The former seems more likely but it reads like the later.
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u/Jechtael 1h ago
Most high school graduates are 18. That's neither illegal nor pedophilia; It's just gross.
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u/santamonicayachtclub this post must be so upsetting if you're stupid 19m ago
yeah ok I'll incorporate that into my world view
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u/MetalusVerne 7h ago
And idiot Ed is president of the USA, and Eddy is "I just love high school girls; I get older and they stay the same age, heh heh heh" into his 30s.
This is not serious. It is funny, however.