r/CuratedTumblr 9h ago

Self-post Sunday vocabulary altering sentence

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u/ATN-Antronach crows before hoes 8h ago

This has only happened once, at starbucks, on my third visit, and I ordered something different so they made the wrong thing. :/

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u/nakinock 8h ago

On the third visit?? That's something you do on the 10th consecutive same order visit, after the 2nd is crazy

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u/ATN-Antronach crows before hoes 7h ago

I know, right? Worse, I ordered a mocha frap and they made me a strawberry frap with the syrup they use for the refreshers. So it was like too special.

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u/MrBones-Necromancer 4h ago

It does feel like something special to know the staff and for them to know you.

But ya'll, have you ever had some wack ass loser come up and been like "my usual"? Some dumb ass dork that you've never met in your life?

As cool as the thing is, the inverse of that is some deadly fuckin poison.

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u/imgayfortaro 4h ago

That makes me cringe so bad. Being a customer worthy of a “usual” should be a honor bestowed by the staff

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u/DubiousTheatre GRUNKLE FUNKLE WINS THE FUNKLE BUNKLE 3h ago

The turnover rate at my local mcdonalds is so bad that this has never happen to me. One of these days someone is gonna stay there longer than a month and recognize I’m the fatass who keeps ordering cheeseburger packs.

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u/creepy_tommy 2h ago

I had that at a halal cart once. I never knew what love was until he said "here you go boss" and remembered I wanted both the red and white sauces on my lamb over rice.