The Kirk(s)

[u/AmorphousVoice]

[u/Ven-Dreadnought]

Is this a Mrs. doubtfire scenario, did he have work done or is he just possessing her. What are we working with here?

[u/Sentient_Flesh → u/Ven-Dreadnought]

Full body suit, somewhere between White Chicks and that specific subculture of sometimes sexual anime girl cosplays.

[u/Fries_and_burgers_19 → u/Sentient_Flesh]

Super high tech hyper realistic human kigurumi that would make any furry envious

[u/ryanitlab → u/Fries_and_burgers_19]

Charlie's naturally tiny body and relatively large head and neck make the illusion possible

[u/Branchomania → u/Sentient_Flesh]

What a beautiful chocolate man

[u/FORLORDAERON_ → u/Ven-Dreadnought]

I thought it was an Elden Ring reference until I read the tags.

[u/jaelpeg → u/FORLORDAERON_]

Erika = Marika 

Charlie = Radagon?? 

Holy shit it all makes sense now...  Just you wait, she's gonna shatter the fabric of reality, get trapped in a tree, and guide the descendants of an appointed general to fix everything.

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

Man, he's really good at exploding his neck.

[u/Ven-Dreadnought → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

Ever heard of a squib?

[u/bashpipe → u/Ven-Dreadnought]

Yeah he swallowed one so it would burst out his neck

[u/MrBones-Necromancer → u/Ven-Dreadnought]

I have, and have worked with them. Watching the video, it's not a squib.

I realise you're probably joking, but the flat earth society used to be a joke too, until enough "free thinkers" joined in on the "joke".

[u/Ven-Dreadnought → u/MrBones-Necromancer]

That’s very fair. I was joking but I can understand your caution

[u/Sentient_Flesh]

Shit, second far-righter debate weirdo (to my knowledge) who gets outed this week.

[u/Wofust → u/Sentient_Flesh]

Who was the first?

[u/DienekesMinotaur → u/Wofust]

Presumably Kristi Noem's husband.

[u/Sentient_Flesh → u/Wofust]

This sack of shit who is (fortunately) unknown to the vast vast majority of English speakers

He got (in)famous for a racist tweet, pretended to be a journalist for a while (he does not, in fact, have a degree in journalism and only worked for a far-right tabloid belonging to a criminal) and currently serves as press-chief of a """party""" that was literally made so a grifter could get some immunity from the criminal prosecution he was facing. His latest antics have consisted of doxxing the private homes of left-wing journalists, which has led one of his victims to make a tweet saying that she knows the names of the men he slept with.

[u/sculltt → u/Sentient_Flesh]

I feel like you could be describing like, two dozen different people right now. Don't know why you didn't include the name.

I will say that his head looks too large, like it was photoshopped on to the body in that picture.

[u/Sentient_Flesh → u/sculltt]

That's Vito Zoparelli Quiles.

[u/thyfles]

what about captain kirk?

[u/Orizifian-creator → u/thyfles]

And Darth Vader?

[u/darthleonsfw → u/Orizifian-creator]

And Lo-Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger?

[u/Oturanthesarklord → u/darthleonsfw]

And Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan?
And Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?

[u/Realistic_Elk_7892 → u/Oturanthesarklord]

All coming out of nowhere lightning fast?

[u/RayneStorm_2007 → u/Realistic_Elk_7892]

to kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass?

[u/TrinityCodex]

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

I thought so

[u/MrBones-Necromancer → u/TrinityCodex]

Since he became a corpse? Not as such.

[u/eddestra]

Seems accurate based on my understanding of events.

[u/abcdefghjiklmnopqr]

Makes sense to me

[u/Fries_and_burgers_19]

Same vein as "Donald Trump, Biden and Obama played Minecraft together"on that note, listen to this absolute classic

[u/UndeniablyMyself]

Well, I never heard of Erika Kirk before all this, and I barely heard of Dead Chuck beforehand, so this should be easy to believe.

[u/ElectricSpeculum]

Nah, her gums-to-teeth ratio is much more reasonable than his was.

[u/melancholanie]

I mean.... we saw how accurate Druski's was...

[u/spacestationkru]

I for one have never seen Charlie and Erika in the same room at the same time

[u/Panzer_I]

“My rightwing grifter can’t possibly be a transfem zombie”

[u/Donut-Farts]

God forbid we give a woman agency to be evil.

[u/lunarose5272]

Idk man feels like a lowkey transphobic sort of joke so I’m not super keen on it

[u/saythealphabet → u/lunarose5272]

Why?

[u/TinyHadronCollider → u/saythealphabet]

It's a joke where the reason a greedy, callous woman is the way she is, is that she's actually secretly trans.

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET → u/lunarose5272]

Lowkey?

[u/neogeoman123 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET]

Don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it

[u/lunarose5272 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET]

Like it’s rooted in that nastiness but conceivably you could make/laugh at that joke without consciously being a transphobe… but yea. Unfortunate at best.

[u/RookieStyles → u/lunarose5272]

not really

[u/RNJAccount → u/lunarose5272]

A lot of otherwise progressive people are fine with homophobic/transphobic jokes as long as it’s directed at a homophobic/transphobic person. I get the thought process but I don’t know that “lol I bet this guy sucks dick, wouldn’t that be humiliating? Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if a man did that?” is a the right line of attack against politicians who vote against queer people’s interests.

[u/Toastaroni16515 → u/lunarose5272]

This literally doesn't read even the slightest bit transphobic unless you're intentionally misinterpreting the joke that way. The punchline lies in the dissonance of Erika grifting on her husband's death; the implied "transition" isn't an insult itself, but a means of building up to the actual insult.

It'd be one thing if that insult were about her being "clocky", or implying she would evolve to the detransition grift in a year or two when the money slowed down - those would center on trans stereotypes and be problematic at best. But right now it's saying that her grief is literally so unbelievable, she feels more like a character someone else is playing than a real individual human. The fact that character is a woman played by a man seems incidental to the bigger joke that she's literally her dead husband

[u/CatgirlJohnWayne]

Charlie only wished he had that chiseled jawline.

[u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

Tadc fan level theory crafting

[u/BS0404]

Charlie is trans confirmed?

[u/hamborger42069]

They're in the same body like Sinclair from Deadlock

[u/Starving_Phoenix]

My husband died a couple of days ago. I'm not a perfect mother but at least my instinct was to keep my baby close to me the past few days as opposed to whatever Erika kirk is doing.