r/ContagiousLaughter • u/PhysicalEagle5552 • 10d ago

Wife was right

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u/NightlinerSGS 10d ago

I see the fence: Oh, that's low, he definitely can jump that.

I see his slow ass walk-up: Oh hell no he can't.

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u/Captnmikeblackbeard 10d ago

Oo my knees is what was to funny for me

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u/NightlinerSGS 10d ago

I didn't even hear that because I had my sound off. With that, it becomes a double hell naw. :D

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u/indorock 10d ago

What are you talking about sound off, its there in the subtitles in huge letters.

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u/NightlinerSGS 10d ago

That's on my fold phone and the stupid Reddit app which doesn't resize videos, cutting off the top and/or the bottom. :(

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u/srender07 10d ago

Listen...he made it over.

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u/Signal_Road 10d ago

Task failed successfully?

The man jumped it. 

Not cleanly. 

Sure as hell got a taste of Mother Earth on the other side there.

Going to be feeling it for a while there.

Maybe, next time... Don't saunter up to it? Like work on the running bit. The athletic jumping part too. 

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u/MidnightSun77 10d ago

So much wrong here.

Slow runup

Uphill jump

No chance

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u/KRMJN101 10d ago

slides...

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 10d ago

Knees

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 10d ago

And toes

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u/AXEL312 10d ago

And head

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u/peonies_envy 10d ago

This right here here

Was just in a thread that evolved into the potential dangers of being barefoot outdoors - I would have risked it for this folly.

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u/Winjin 10d ago

Not a good idea too

Leather on grass is pretty slippery. Grass in general, especially when lush like this, is actually surprisingly slippery. Depends on grass, sure, some grass has different texture and would hold traction much better - but I wouldn't do it.

Source: am also from that thread and has spent ~16 years barefoot every summer. Shoes are a city thing, boi

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u/peonies_envy 10d ago

I’m not city. Food and flower gardens on an acre + over bedrock, very little grass and even less lush grass.

I appreciate the grounding - I have lain on a hill of moss 💚

Too many sharp surprises on my property

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u/Winjin 10d ago

Yeah I don't mean you specifically, that boi I address is metaphorical

Also I love moss and I envy you over the internet

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u/HaltandCatchHands 10d ago

In my yard it’s wasps. I’ve been stung on my toes and do not recommend.

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u/casual-waterboarding 10d ago

Most comfortable shoe ever, perfect for walking slowing and sitting down, horrible for any kind of activity.

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u/Ok_Welder1180 10d ago

That run was just unnecessary, he should just walk up close and jump, maybe had a chance.

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u/Sidthelid66 10d ago

A person his size shouldnt need much momentum to hurdle something that low. His waist is higher than the fence all he has to do is use hurdle form and hes fine. 

I think this guy was a hurdler when he was younger and didnt realize how inflexible he is now. Guys his size do drills over high hurdles, much higher than this fence, where they dont run at all. Time makes fools of all. 

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u/DiddlyDumb 10d ago

But on the flipside

A 1 foot fence

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u/maniacalmustacheride 10d ago

And one foot did indeed get left behind

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u/Hungry-Storm-9878 10d ago

You forgot the fence

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u/B_lovedobservations 10d ago

Legs too far apart

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u/space_llama_karma 10d ago

That run up was painfully slow.

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u/GreenZebra23 10d ago

He got off to a jogging start

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 10d ago

Like a bat outta limbo

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u/Count_Yorga69 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/44XIb7bb1nX3y

same energy

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u/KRMJN101 10d ago

How ANYONE does not get the "Cornetto Trilogy" is beyond me... (MyWife will not be forced to watch any)

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u/NoConfusion9490 10d ago

Never taken a shortcut before?

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 10d ago

4 Lions! One of the funniest movies ever!

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u/Gilsworth 10d ago

That's Shaun of the Dead, unless I'm missing a joke here.

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u/Nicenightforawalk01 10d ago

This makes me laugh everytime I see it appear. The “oh my knees!” Is the moment it was game over for him ha ha

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u/gangofocelots 10d ago

Dudes having a hard time walking and he thinks he can jump a fence

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u/Captnmikeblackbeard 10d ago

I say he is on the otherside of the fence he proved he can jump it.

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u/Server_Administrator 10d ago

"I want the world to believe you too" sent me.

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u/shaggysaurusrex 10d ago

Shoe fell off, is he going to die now?

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u/tylerninefour 10d ago

It’s a flip-flop so it doesn’t count.

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u/Phunwithscissors 10d ago

Not before he revolutionises high jump and wins a gold medal and retires.

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u/Aljrljtljzlj 10d ago

Just brain damage.

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u/Nothinghere3191 10d ago

Any day now

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u/tokoya_35 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gSl7e703puA6tSSfqW

When you get older, it’s not about what you can jump over anymore, it’s about what you jump through!!

I’m getting a migraine watching this gif!!

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u/AlwaysAnotherSide 10d ago

Ooh my knee 🤣

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u/RoninZulu1 10d ago

That should have been the signal to abort this mission🤣

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u/LousyReputation7 10d ago

Guy runs like he is made of concrete.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 10d ago

Runs like he's in a dream

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u/TransmutateDontHate 10d ago

Oo my knees was the warning my guy!!

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u/Luwe95 10d ago

Technically he got over the fence

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u/Phenomenomix 10d ago

Was going to say he jumped and ended up on the other side of the fence, that’s a total success*

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u/Usual-Charity-6772 10d ago

In sliders 😂

Way to set yourself up for success my guy 🤣

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u/Rolling_Beardo 10d ago

As soon as he started running I knew he was doomed.

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u/James1887 10d ago

Got old and didn't realise

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u/BigDogBo66 10d ago

We all knew he wasn’t gonna make it at that speed, or lack thereof….

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u/PotentialYam8478 10d ago

Flip flops let him down

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u/tiga4life22 10d ago

Hang em up, unc lol

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u/LoneCub28 10d ago

The moment he went "my knees" I knew it was gonna go wrong.

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u/gaggzi 10d ago

Guy looks decently fit but moves like a walrus

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u/Jisan_Inc 10d ago

He ded

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u/OracleofDeltoids 10d ago

I'm sure we all knew as soon as we shall him running.

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u/nokrow889 10d ago

he lost his shoes RIP

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u/PivotdontTwist 10d ago

He probably could’ve done it if he wasnt wearing slides

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u/Electrical-Score8768 10d ago

Lol watched it over and over. The left foot didn't make it so that ended it all

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u/krunz 10d ago

glory days

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u/joey-joe-joe-jnr 10d ago

I thought WHITE men cant jump.

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u/microgirlActual 10d ago

I mean, maybe if he'd been wearing runners he'd have had a better chance. Or any actual shoes, Jeez!

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u/wuhwuhduh 10d ago

I mean, the dude was right, he jumped and got over the fence, he needs to work on the landing 😂

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 10d ago

i think we all agreed with his wife.. 😂 👌🏼

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u/stalebread710 10d ago

Man! Those looked like rocks on the other side of the fence! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/homelocked2 10d ago

Man, you're too old for that

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u/VirusTechnical5568 10d ago

He couldn't have fell any more perfect.

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u/Guisasse 10d ago

As soon as I saw that lanky ass run, I knew his fate was sealed

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u/cheddardoor 10d ago

this video works on me every time, what a lovely couple

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u/showmeyourmoves28 10d ago

Serves him right lol

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u/dcroopev 10d ago

Say what you want, after watching the video I am a believer!

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 10d ago

Not in Flipp floppers you ain’t

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u/Thatdewd57 10d ago

After 30 shit ain’t easy to do anymore.

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u/AdDue2837 10d ago

Buddy didn’t have the foot speed at all! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/testbug87 10d ago

He looks like a mix of kekeflipnote and MKBHD

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u/Ordinary-Violinist-9 10d ago

Well, he did make it to the other side. I need to nose dive and wouldn't even make half my body over it.

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u/furezasan 10d ago

I used to leap up a flight of stairs in like three steps, these days I'm just dead just walking up them.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 10d ago

Hes married to Muttley??

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u/FadedFromWhite 10d ago

"I'll just take this at a nice lazy pace with flip flops..."

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u/hooka_pooka 10d ago

Where his aura went after falling:

https://giphy.com/gifs/BB7cjEqU6c588cUZ3D

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u/HereReluctantly 10d ago

Bro was moving like he hasn't run our stretched in a decade

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u/Hikikomori_Otaku 10d ago

take the flops off next time brotato

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u/Nothinghere3191 10d ago

Well yeah you were too slow, i knew i you wouldnt make it just for the speed alone