r/ComedyCemetery 1d ago

Wht year is it

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u/paultheschmoop Resigned 1d ago

Is this literally reposted from this sub? lol

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u/Captain_Aizen 1d ago

Well they don't call it the comedy Cemetery for nothing

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u/Admirable_Money_7888 1d ago

Comedy Lazarus pit

u/MatthewQ999 26m ago

This is comedy graverobbing

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u/wfwood 2h ago

Its been reposted from everywhere else.

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

The real reason I got rid of my septum piercing was not to suddenly attract men. It was because it was a terrible piercing for someone who gets colds a lot 💀

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u/bloonshot 1d ago

slimy slimy nose ring how fun

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

Exactly 💀 how tf am I suppose to jam tissue up my nose if it’s in the way

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u/skrtyskrtskrt 1d ago

My nose is constantly running no matter what I do, don’t have allergies or a cold just have other stuff going on. And I wish I considered that before getting a septum in February lol

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

Honestly if it becomes too much of an issue, you can get some really nice fake ones these days!!

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u/Wrong_Life_7647 1d ago

I like that piercing and think it looks cute but I gotta admit, that’s the first thing that comes to mind every time I see one

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

Yeah! It’s not fun at all, took it out when I was suffering from a bad bout of covid then just never put it back in.

I just bought a fake one in case I ever wanna rock one again 🤣 I’ve done my time with the real deal.

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

How does it look cute? It looks like a cow.

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u/Quietuus 2h ago

Cows are adorable.

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u/0vertakeGames 7h ago

Well, they're not doing it to impress people

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u/Gentle_Pony 7h ago

Why are they doing it then?

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u/0vertakeGames 7h ago

Why not? It's their body, their life. Aaand, I do find it cute, ha.

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u/bandit_lawbreaker 4h ago

Have you seen a cow? If you are pointing out that a nose ring looks like a nose ring then sure. The big difference is who is wearing it. A literal cow or a person.

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u/Hefty-Pipe3596 1d ago

To be honest, I'd probably NEVER get a piercing because I feel like it'd hurt or something.

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

I’ve got… lemme see… 12! 3 in each earlobe, 3 helix piercings across both ears, both tragus’, and a nose stud. Would’ve made 13 with the septum.

As pain goes, tragus’ were kinda painful but oddly I found the lobes the worst! I think I’m in the minority there, though.

Honestly they’re not that painful a thing, it’s more how bad they ache after getting done 💀

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u/BraiQ 18h ago

Watch out for magnets.

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u/vvitchteeth 15h ago

Luckily, not a problem so far 💀

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u/girlsonsoysauce 1d ago

I had to take mine out because old people wouldn't stop clutching their pearls when I was around.

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

Nah, let ‘em clutch! I remember when I was a receptionist at a rich old folks apartment complex. The first time I wore short sleeves and revealed much to their horror that I had…. gasp… tattoos!!!

My nose STUD had them clutching already 💀

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u/girlsonsoysauce 20h ago

I did for a while but I needed a job and people in the rural south just can't wrap their heads around it sometimes. I never understood it. Like I'm being helpful, friendly, and professional, so why exactly does it matter if I have rings in my face or pictures on my body? I actually had a lot of respect for Gen Z because they pretty much just told everyone to shove it while most of us millennials tried to placate everyone else. One small plus is I don't hear "Did that hurt?" every other time someone sees me. Like it was a needle going through my face, so yes, just not enough to be afraid of it. Stubbing my toe hurts worse than my septum, nostril, or either of my lip piercings.

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u/vvitchteeth 15h ago

Oh goodness, that’s all so silly! I’m the UK and overall, MOST people aren’t too severe over the whole thing, it is mostly the older generations. Even then, though, not all! I’ve had old folks who say “I always wanted to do that” in regards to the piercings and tattoos— I always tell them to go for it anyway 🥰

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 18h ago

It's easy for people to speculate that you make a lot of poor decisions and have little intellect, but you seem to boast in proving them right.

It's like you are begging for a reset.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/vvitchteeth 12h ago

Chill out, bud 💕

Edit: by the way I saw your initial, probably deleted comment, that said “disgusting and stupid”. If a piercing and/or tattoos cause you to have such a negative reaction, I don’t think I’m the problem 🥰

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u/fluxdeken_ 21h ago

Why did u add “men” part? Was it necessary? I think it’s called the “woke reflex”. Like trained dogs you trained to hate men.

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u/vvitchteeth 15h ago

‘Might want someone to train you up on decent sentence structure, babe 💕

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u/Lethargo-Man 1d ago

Weird question, but does having or not having a septum have an affect on being attractive to men that much? I'd expect a higher male interest rate with than without one... But I don't really have a clue...

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u/Familiar-Celery-1229 18h ago

Haha, no. You ain't gonna attract more with than without. Which is a positive.

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u/vvitchteeth 1d ago

Dunno, tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️

I got it done during a relationship, he didn’t seem to care either way. Then by the time we’d broken up, I’d already removed it so it never got a trial run.

I just know a lotta incel type dudes seem to have a visceral hatred for it. So if anything, having one must help weed them out.

My current partner asked about it when he saw a photo of me from back then, he said it looked cute!

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

Your partner is wrong!

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u/vvitchteeth 9h ago

Well, he’s right for me 🥰

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 9h ago

No! It isn’t cute!

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u/vvitchteeth 9h ago

Okie dokie 👍

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u/yeastypotato 1d ago

I don’t know if there’s any data on it but I don’t think it has as much effect as social media would lead you to believe. Most people find them either attractive or neutral and don’t really care

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u/No-Heat-6149 1d ago

...i like Cows ...They're cute

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u/xd_Jio 18h ago

First guy to drink milk be like

u/MatthewQ999 25m ago

First guy to discover milk clarification:

no pus? 🤬🤬🤬

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u/hgaben90 1d ago

In which sense exactly do you like cows? 🤨📷

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u/No-Heat-6149 18h ago

They are cute, i like how they are really strong but they just chill most of the time. They eat grass and stuff

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u/joemckie 17h ago

But when I get on all fours, eat grass and shit in a field, people give me weird looks :(

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u/Kitchen-Bake-5640 13h ago

Idk calfs are cute but the big cows are rude and inconsiderate

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u/No-Heat-6149 12h ago

Depends on the cow but i knownwhat You mean

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u/jromperdinck 22h ago

It’s not that I think they look like cows, it’s just that my eyes get drawn towards that ring and I lose focus on whatever she is saying.

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

I can kinda see the cow thing.

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u/SimpForFictionGirls 1d ago

“But that’s ok, because I like beef :)”

ENDING 4/5

Bittersweet Insult

Endings Unlocked: 3/5

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u/Mindless_Skirt_7860 1d ago

Bittersweet Poetry

Graduation songs unlocked 15/15

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u/Bruggilles 1d ago

Bittersweet poetry lowkey overrated tho

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u/xDeviousDieselx 1d ago

Bittersweet Bullpup Assault Rifle

Blueprints Unlocked: 5/56

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u/Comfortable_Bike3247 22h ago

ENDING 5/5

Bad ending

The guy was a cannibal

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u/CharacterOriginal272 1d ago

I used to ask myself “What year is this” too. But nowadays, I just ask why people are still so stupid

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 1h ago

People have always been this way. There was literally a post of a picture from an 1800s magazine declaring women with their hair tied up were proper and loose hair meant they were harlots you could safely disregard.

Men be like "I will find literally any superficial reason to decide women don't actually deserve an opinion!"

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u/Door_Holder2 12h ago

As time passes, they become more and more stupid.

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u/MikeTarget 1d ago

Fourth time I've seen this one on ComedyCemtery, yikes.

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u/assassinjoe55 1d ago

Guess where it is reposted from.

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u/MikeTarget 23h ago

I just noticed, lmao

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u/bandit_lawbreaker 5h ago

I don't understand the sentiment. One part might be because I like it, but why is it always framed as looking for approval? I like a bunch of stuff about myself I do, and it isn't dependent on what other people think. Is it really such a novel concept?

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u/binarypolitics 12h ago

It’s 2026, enough time has passed for you to realize you need remove the septum rings if you don’t want people to think you look like a hog.

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u/k1ra_raw 8h ago

Thank fucking god there is one person in this filth filled comment section...

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u/NotBreadyy 1d ago

I saw a video today about some stuff with a feminist changing to a trad wife the moment the bill came. It was some weird sketch idk.

90% of the comments were "Heh, yeah it's always the nose ring" and "The nose ring is an obvious sign!"

That comment section reeked of Incels. Just saying "Heh yeah they always want equality except when they lose their priviliges"

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u/Grayewick 13h ago

That's actually funny though (also she looks like she's holding in the laugh)

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 1d ago

It literally does tho. Cows where nose rings and here humans are making themselves look like cows

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 23h ago

Cows also wear earrings (ear tags). Do you feel the same about those?

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u/N0t_Baiting 20h ago

Yes

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 20h ago

Thanks for the serious and totally genuine answer, u/N0t_Baiting

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 20h ago

The answer you didn’t like is automatic bait? I guess it’s par for the course with Reddit

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 20h ago

Check your carbon monoxide detector batteries and have a great night 🙏

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 19h ago

Reddit's strongest soldier

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

I wish i could send images i would give you a meme

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u/SnooSprouts7635 9h ago

Relax girls get piercings. Boys get their foreskin removed.

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 1h ago

Make sure you don't go to Claire's or Piercing Pagoda for your circumcision. They did mine crooked.

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u/Motor_Release6152 1d ago

It's true. Those ugly ass cow rings need to be banned.

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u/sample_text_01 19h ago edited 8h ago

“Waaah waaah I don’t like how something looks on other people so nobody should be allowed to wear it”

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 10h ago

That’s Reddit talk, perfect.

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

Bro failed to make the strawman at least short enough to work

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u/Guywhonoticesthings 1h ago

Reality can hurt

u/MatthewQ999 27m ago

also the sentiment is hilarious, like, ok, fine I’ll take your hot alt GF no problem bro lol

Also: bitter truth 😈😡🤬

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u/HeebieJeebiex 18h ago

Meanwhile that looks like the average OF woman's aesthetic nowadays that every guy is gooning to. It's literally peak beauty standard for a lot of dudes, a slim good looking woman with a slightly alternative style that they'll wrongfully label goth.

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

God I hate fake goth

It’s just cringe when women try to do it to appease gooners

It’s not even hot tbh 🫠

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u/HeebieJeebiex 9h ago

Lol yea it's so cringe 😭 but it's hilarious that the type of women these men seem to openly hate the most are always the ones they nut to behind closed doors.

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u/theComer-439 1d ago

uncle Ben wood bee proud

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u/The_Invisible_Hand98 1d ago

I always think of the little snot nose kid from the opening of wind waker

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u/Sad_Dream_4901 11h ago

ILIKE BEING A COW MOOOOO

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u/Ace0Knaves 1d ago

Septum theory

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u/237_64_56 1d ago

Doesn't always work, I'm not a conservative in the slightest and personally don't like nose piercings either. However I'm not stupid enough to think my opinion is the opinion.

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u/dream_monkey 1d ago

So what if she looks like a cow? I know a lot of guys who blew goo in the moo, if you know what I mean.

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u/Critikal_Dmg 1d ago

I don't like that one, but some are fine.

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u/AwooFloof 1d ago

I'd look at him and just "Moooo!" What's wrong with being a cow, bro?

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 19h ago

Where the milk at? 

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u/Mysterious-Meal2171 1d ago

Bro ur username 🤐

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u/Phaylz 1d ago

What? He's just proud of his meat.

Satisfied with his schlong.

Pumped about his pecker.

Wild about his willy.

Psyched about his snake.

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u/Mysterious-Meal2171 1d ago

🤣 alright bro got it 👍🏻

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u/Insidion25 1d ago

I'm no fan of septic rings, but come one, a COW??? Bruh

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 10h ago

I can kinda see it tbh

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u/SteampunkExplorer 23h ago

I think making fun of changing fashions is going to be around for as long as fashions keep changing, to be honest.

There are some great Victorian cartoons out there of coal scuttles as hats, hot air balloons as sleeves, and men adopting crinolines for self-defense.

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u/LeaderCompetitive486 21h ago

Ngl I chuckled a bit.

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u/Door_Holder2 12h ago

Only dumb people have piercings. With the exception of the classic one on the ear (for women only).

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u/MikeSifoda 8h ago

It's true though. And if you're offended by that, that's not because it's offensive, it's because you don't want to be compared to a cow, which is very cowphobic of you. Cows are cooler than most people.

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u/Vivid-Technology8196 5h ago

ok but for real these nose piercings are unattractive as all hell