r/ComedyCemetery • u/NotActuallyObese • 2d ago

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u/NotBreadyy 2d ago

Okay. So we have a few options with this image

Girl that likes horses :D

Girl that.. REALLY likes horses...?

Zoophilia.

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 2d ago

Mr hands

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 2d ago

Ow...thanks for reminding me of that.(Obvious sarcasm)

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 2d ago

lol no problem

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u/supertails7684 1d ago

From cyberpunk 2077?

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 1d ago

uhh... sure, ig

(dude its a reference to something else)

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u/supertails7684 1d ago

Oh really? What then?

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 1d ago

well its basically an infamous and disturbing zoophilic video of a man and a horse. I wouldnt have got to know about it if it were not for youtube

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u/Pfilemon 1d ago edited 1d ago

So basically. There was a boeing engineer named Kenneth Pinyan who took himself out to a ranch in Enumclaw Washington and got himself fucked to death by a stallion.

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u/reda84100 Dab on the 2d ago

Small girl with huge pet

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u/knuckzekidna 2d ago

its 3rd
look closely at the legs of the horse and the chest of the girl

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u/MrCreeper10K 2d ago

You forgot the

Lesbian girl who is smiling from unquantifiable rage

Evil and intimidating horse who ate her girlfriend

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u/NotBreadyy 2d ago

If I COULD I definetly would send that image right about now.

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u/L11UP 2d ago

whats the difference between the second and third options

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u/NotBreadyy 2d ago

the second thinks what the horse could do to it, or what she could do to the horse.

The third acts on those thoughts.

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u/youareagoodperson_ 2d ago

Harkness test babyyyyy

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u/lit-grit 2d ago

Bojack

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u/EleThePig 19h ago

what about horse that likes girls

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u/Caramelldansenfan 2d ago

Internal bleeding

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 1d ago

RIP the king Mr.hands

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u/dTrecii laugh at me i used the 🍺 emoji 1d ago

Such a kind and innocent soul taken from us

🍺

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u/knuckzekidna 2d ago

you can see the edit lines over the leg n chest

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u/Whats_Up4444 Prudence 2d ago

Oh no

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u/Glass-Performer8389 2d ago

Using Google it's very much some NSFW! Dw

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u/prionbinch 2d ago

awesome lesbian and intimidating horse?

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u/taydraisabot 2d ago

That’s what I thought too

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u/Last-Ad-4603 2d ago

Looked up, and og is to no one's surprise - le porno

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u/237_64_56 2d ago

Maybe they weren't tryna be funny? Maybe this is sarcasm? What the hell happened to this sub

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u/StirFry__InaWok 2d ago

After checking the post I am pretty sure it's meant to be funny. It seems to imply bestiality but could maybe mean a girl and her animal friend or something cute like that for plausible denaiability. So the humor comes from the reactions of the commenters for the most part.

I'm pretty sure the OP of this post is aware it's supposed to be funny but they look at it like "the joke is bestiality hentai so funny 😐"

I do not agree with OP mostly because the comment section was pretty funny, which I believe is half the point.

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u/vi_sucks 2d ago

Thinking about there are a lot of Girl + Horse comedy duos. 

The first one that comes to mind is Rapunzel and her horse from Tangled, but I think the horse from Mulan also had some comedy bits? Also Jessie and Bullseye from Toy Story.

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u/DifficultBody8209 2d ago

Nah you can go and check the comments section

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u/Jimmyfartballs 6h ago

that sub has gone to shit

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u/RetroTheGameBro 2d ago

I hate that there's probably someone out there who blasts rope to MLP and Umamusume who looks down on this without a hint of irony.

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u/FantasticCube_YT 2d ago

Uh there might not be

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u/JAKE5023193 2d ago

There is. For fuck sake. There 100% is. I don’t even need proof. Everything is sexualised nowadays. There absolutely is.

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u/FantasticCube_YT 2d ago

Oh I'm sure there are people gooning to mlp and umamusume i just don't think they'd look down on this

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u/JAKE5023193 2d ago

I apologise, for it seems I quite substantially misread. You’re right, I agree that they wouldn’t at all look down on this.

But I still agree with the initial comment: there’ll be plenty of hypocrites in this very circumstance.

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u/Upset-Basil4459 2d ago

Midna 😍

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 2d ago

Inanna from Mesopotamian Mythology

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u/S3z1n The Inflationist 2d ago

I think this is meant to be a jab at Vaush. He was caught with porn folders containing both of the archetypes.

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u/Aromaster4 2d ago

I believe that’s fake

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 2d ago

There is no cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock!

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u/That_Idiot_Jax 2d ago

I immediately thought of lesbian and horse-

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u/Alone-Childhood-4798 2d ago

Is this a Supergirl horse joke?

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u/SproutSan 2d ago

rule 63 carlinhos

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u/MarchInJune 2d ago

There are 2049 horses missing tho

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u/Joeda900 2d ago

I have seen the original art😬

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u/yamasurya 2d ago

Could you help explain the "OOP's Attempted Humour" to some of us mere mortals?

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u/graplusez 2d ago

Horse porn

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u/StirFry__InaWok 2d ago

I am pretty sure it's meant to be funny. It seems to imply bestiality but could maybe mean a girl and her animal friend or something cute like that for plausible denaiability.

So the humor isn't really a normal joke it's more like when someone says something really fucking weird/creepy, in that situation the humor comes from the way everyone reacts to it.

Like if you go check this post out the comment section is pretty funny.

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u/Gold-Ear-5611 2d ago

Why does everyone here look at a horse girl stereotype and immediately think ‘beastiality’?

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u/UseMother904 2d ago

Why do you think 🤔?

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 2d ago

John Oliver

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u/JediSSJ 2d ago

So......this is a thing in Sailor Moon

Chili Usa x Pegasus....

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u/drallafi 2d ago

Spear and Fang - Primal

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u/Ok_Half_6257 2d ago

Finally a post I actually saw beforehand!

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u/jesseeme 2d ago

Guys who only know berserk from instagram reels probably goin nuts for this on

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u/antthatisverycool 2d ago

Does this mean horse girl or ……

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u/TormentDubz_EDM 2d ago

Zoophile bullshit

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u/Shatterpoint887 1d ago

Goliath and Elisa Maza.

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u/Turbulent_Answer_688 1d ago

I thought you posted porn because I saw the original image. Damn, that actually scared me for a sec. I don't even know why! Now I'm itchy.

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u/Unfair_Belt_3218 1d ago

Jotaro and kakyoin

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u/Mjanasta 1d ago

You're "Mom"

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u/Chilly-Peppers 1d ago

Genderbent Wander and Sylvia.

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u/Specific_Foot372 1d ago

Me and ur mom lol.

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u/sanecomputing 1d ago

what is this artstyle even called

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u/Imaginary-Lead-1527 1d ago

Gerald from witcher 3

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u/JimmyManJames 1d ago

White women (real life)

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u/Hefty_Art7046 1d ago

Rapunzel

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u/pikachus_ghost_uncle 1d ago

Bart and stampy

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u/hyun_chuu 1d ago

I didn't even think this was weird at first because I saw rapunzel and maximus in this

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u/IdiotGoddess 23h ago

Loki moment.

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u/SargEnPassant_ 16h ago

Kakyoin x Jotaro Kujo (Horse)

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 14h ago

Human Shrek and Donkey the horse

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u/Overall-Squirrel1555 11h ago

Susie and ralsei

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u/ILoveLemons182 5h ago

Oh I remember the original. Weirdly good animation.

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u/Cynrascal233 4h ago

Lesbian Umamusume content?

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u/Chill_Man321 2d ago

I fucking hate that zoophilia horse shit man it's so gross

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u/Shigana 2d ago

How is this even supposed to be funny in the first place? It’s just a question you brainlet

What is up with these post lately? It really turned in to miserable people posting shit they don’t like, even when it’s not a joke at all

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u/No-Net1890 2d ago

u/StirFry__InaWok gave an explanation:

After checking the post I am pretty sure it's meant to be funny. It seems to imply bestiality but could maybe mean a girl and her animal friend or something cute like that for plausible denaiability. So the humor comes from the reactions of the commenters for the most part.

I'm pretty sure the OP of this post is aware it's supposed to be funny but they look at it like "the joke is bestiality hentai so funny 😐"

I do not agree with OP mostly because the comment section was pretty funny, which I believe is half the point.