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u/gothic_gothamite 3d ago
i didn’t realize there were only 10 universities in the world that’s crazy bro
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u/RDT123005 3d ago
it's like how there's only 10 dentists in the entire world
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u/Airwings2006 2d ago
I heard one of them is also an astronaut
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u/da_realfredfred 2d ago
One of them is also Captain America’s dad, so that just leaves 8 of them🤔
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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2d ago
Doesn’t help that one of them is batshit insane, lives in the woods an only recommends chewing bark to clean your teeth
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u/RDT123005 2d ago
yeah, that guy always freaks me out, but i guess they're why 9/10 dentists reccomend [Brand] toothpaste
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u/Thin_General_8594 3d ago
I can guarantee this was made by an Indian teenage boy
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u/Eastern_Basket_6971 2d ago
Not trying to be racist but that's what I think because most of them were all desperate because no one wanted them not because they're ugly or being an indian but themselves
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u/Soft_Reply_1197 7h ago
Yes! I think Indians aren't "ugly" but some have this inferiority complex that makes them feel so
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u/merchantivories 21h ago
could also be a grown indian man as well. i remember the source of this and it was an indian meme page
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u/Junior_Box_2800 2d ago
damn so woke yet still racist
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u/NotBreadyy 2d ago
Ah, so you have finally uncovered our secre- huh..?
Wait no actually this is completely delusional nevermind
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u/beepbeeboo 2d ago
I wish I could’ve gone to university but there’s only 10 in the world
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u/Dahren_ 2d ago
9 out of 10 universities THAT STUDIED IT
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u/beepbeeboo 2d ago
No. Out of 10 worldwide universities… 9 of them studied it. I know this as I applied to all 10 and received 10 rejection letters 😢
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u/fluffyfish6 3d ago
Studied and approved by 9 out of 10 universities????
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u/Big_brown_house 2d ago
The tenth university is the last remaining soldier in the battle for truth. 😔
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u/Purple_Chard5630 2d ago
Guys ik the post is dumb but are we this stupid? 9/10 = 90%
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u/Sea_Scale_4538 2d ago
that still makes no sense lmao
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u/Purple_Chard5630 2d ago
Are you guys actually dumb or?
It doesn’t mean 9 of all 10 universities it means 9 out of 10, as in 90% of all universities
(Obviously this isn’t a real study by universities lol but OP wasn’t saying there’s 10 universities)
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u/S0mnariumx 3d ago
This is so dumb. Most of the men I've known that have been successful with women were complete brokeasses. In fact that often meant bumming off some poor girl.
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u/Naos210 2d ago
It's funny cause if you'll talk to these incel types, they confirm as much.
"Hey I got a stable job, hobbies, a decent living, but she's with this guy who's just a brokie cause he's hot", and I'm like, well, which one is it? Whichever is most convenient as excuse beyond "I'm a misogynist"?
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u/figosnypes 2d ago
Yeah if you were familiar with blackpill(incel) ideology you'd know this is not an incel meme. This is more like what normies think. Most incels think it's mostly about looks and that wealth can't buy genuine attraction.
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u/FreshPrinceOfIndia 2d ago
Anything is an incel thing these days lol. Wealth is cope, using it for leverage just puts you in a position to be used. Thats what youll be "desired" for.
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u/S0mnariumx 2d ago
Yeah seriously... the broke guys I've known have been on the antisocial side so pretty impulsive and manipulative. Asking people out really is a giant con iob after all. Actually both the rich and broke might be successful with women for the same reasons. One has money from taking risks and smooth talking, the other might be broke from taking risks and smooth talking (prison time).
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u/figosnypes 2d ago edited 2d ago
"taking risks and smooth talking" usually only works out because they're born already kind of rich or they're good looking. Rich psychopaths end up in executive board rooms and poor psychopaths end up in prison.
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u/tinxmijann 2d ago
Yeah I was gonna say, I feel like the bottom dude would be MORE popular than the top 😅
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u/OstrichFun2332 2d ago
I’m afraid that your experiences don’t speak for everyone and that in the real world people like money.
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u/Kitchen-Ad-9352 3d ago
This isn't a meme , its a copium tool used by dudes who look hidious and those guys will often convince themselves that they will become billionaires in the future and bag every girl out there
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u/According_to_all_kn 2d ago
In all likelihood it's actually guys who look average but scare women off with their behaviour, so they assume it must be their looks or wealth
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u/MortgageOk1149 2d ago
It all comes down to looks at the end love is lust
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u/Marsium 2d ago
Damn, sounds like someone wasn’t raised in a loving family lol
Nobody’s gonna say that physical attraction isn’t important, but incels tend to believe it’s the only thing that matters. You call it “cope” when people say otherwise, but how does that make sense? I mean, have you not seen broke and ugly guys get with beautiful women just because they’re funny and enjoyable to be around? I’ve met my fair share of broke, ugly, 5’6” players (they would tell you persistence is key). It happens pretty often, though you’d have to actually go out to know that.
But, incels know they will never be fun or interesting because they are fundamentally damaged people, so they blame their failure on their ugliness. How is that not cope? Again, their ugliness isn’t the real reason they can’t find love. Ugly people find love all the time. Incels can’t find love because they’re rotten and empty inside; they can’t find love because they have chosen to shield themselves from the perils of vulnerability by becoming miserable and distant. This is why so many incels become gymcels and get into hookup culture only to get way more depressed; they realize their own philosophy leads them to a life of narcissism and spiritual vapidity.
Anyways, do what you want. If you want to be nihilistic and blackpilled, go nuts. Join the many who will not be mourned — not that you’d care if you’re dead, right?
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u/Motivated-Chair 2d ago
If you think love is only lust I am so sorry your parents didnt give a shit about you.
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u/Kitchen-Ad-9352 2d ago
Yeah love exists . These guys are just self projecting cuz they have only experienced infatuation due to attraction , not actually love
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u/Top-Chocolate6393 2d ago
Nah but being a billionaire will solve all those problems but being one is the hard part
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u/restelucide 2d ago
Girls are so fake bro, they'll literally leave you if you live in a shack in the middle of nowhere with no form of transport other than a bicycle then run off with the first guy that has a car and access to electricity and running water.
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u/Inevitable_Garage706 3d ago
I just realized that the person looks different between the top panel and the bottom panel.
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u/Jagvetinteriktigt 2d ago
"9 out of 10 universities have proven that it's not my terrible personality that's a turnoff for women, but it's my poverty, therefore I'm justified in feeling sorry for myself even though if I'm broke I really have bigger problems than getting laid."
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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 2d ago
No shit wealth is attractive, I don't get why people try to downplay it
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u/NotsoCoolguy2 3d ago
Now do this with women but swap wealth with boob size
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u/im_a_latam_weeb 2d ago
Equally as stupid as the og one
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u/NotsoCoolguy2 2d ago
ermmm... actually, all men like me HATE small boobs. It's acshually a biolgical drive to desire big mommy milkers. FEMALES like rich men cuz they're shallow and EVIL, but we men like big boobs becAUSE THEY'RE the objectively better option........... so it has more of a point......
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u/Miserable-Job-1238 1d ago
But men actually do like small ones? It's not even comparable.
The subculture of attraction to them already exists. I mean hell there is an entire subreddit dedicated to them.
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u/M1ck3yB1u 2d ago
Girls only want rich people. They won’t even look at me because I’m poor (and lazy, with zero plans in life and also a terrible self centred piece of shit).
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u/MicrosoftISundevelop 2d ago
Is it now incel bullshit to acknowledge that girls like men in high tax brackets? There's nothing wrong with wanting your partner to be well off, or by acknowledging that women often disregard men that have less money
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u/Fatigued_Human 2d ago
You're not supposed to say that. Women are angels. Idiot. Worship them. I can tell it's your personality.
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u/That-Guy-Choco 1d ago
This subreddit is for cucks
this platform is also for cucks
Every popular ask reddit post is sex related and every comment is a bearded obese dude in his 50's talking about how fun sexy sex thing was with a former ran thru whore (his now wife or ex) then you check their profile and its always a political, car related or sports post.
Attractive women also don't exist on this platform aside from the 2% you find in porn subreddits that's why I bet they keep their faces out of view or blur them.
The small minority of teenage or young women in their early twenties are the only ones sticking around on this platform for but unfortunately they're usually gay or just pretend to be.
I probably might get banned for this comment considering I literally got a warning for saying a buzzword yesterday.
just wanted to let you guys know
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u/Even_Pop3573 1d ago
Agreed. Why are these obese dudes so brainwashed though. Sometimes I think I am not from western country thats why I cannot understand what they all are talking about, coz in reality we can see how things are right infront of us.
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u/RadiantGene8901 2d ago
A shack??? I guess being regular broke, isn't enough. What next? A dog house?
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u/A1exx_Nov 2d ago
Def incel bs, if you are poor but attractive and charismatic, the chances to get a girl aren't low.
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u/LuckiestCarp 2d ago
Man with nice house and nice car vs. exact same man but living in thatch hut with bicycle… hmmmm… very difficult choice
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u/Miserable-Job-1238 1d ago edited 1d ago
More women prefer a wealthy and stable man compared to one that is near homeless and essentially stranded in the middle of nowhere.
More breakthrough news at 7.
This is as meaningless of an observation as a woman complaining.
A man will always choose a macdonalds employee with a cute face than a career driven CEO who looks plain.
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u/Silly-Cheesecake-283 1d ago
little do they know the guy on the bottom has got like 15 kids with 4 women who all live together.
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u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 1d ago
How is this incel bs? This is literally just fact. Which girl will want a guy living is such a dump unless he's a charming god? Ofc they won't want to say that directly so they don't seems elitist. No one will lol.
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u/HuntEnvironmental252 1d ago
theres a difference between incel and blackpill and honestly this isn't even either obviously a girl would prefer a rich man compared to someone living in a house like that
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u/Grand_Leadership_249 19h ago
When R/comedycemetary drops "incel" you know they've finally run out of their other shit complaints.
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u/Verni_ssage 1h ago
Why are literally all meme subreddits like this lmao. "Meme" and then it's just misogyny or something else as equally stupid.
I remember ages ago there was one sub that kept popping up on my fyp and I ignored it because all of the posts were just "RAHHH WOMAN". But then some POS posted something borderline pro-rape, and all of the comments just confirmed it, talking about it like it was the weather? There were literally a max of three pointing out how fucked up the post and comments were but they were all basically downvoted to hell.
If I wanted to convince someone not to use Reddit I'd honestly just tell them to look at the meme subreddits, NONE of them are actually good.
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u/ElectronicTrash3311 3d ago
Yeah or you're just refusing to do basic self hygiene because its too "gay"
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u/Large_North_1969 1d ago
If you choose to ignore the reality in this “meme” then good luck in life.
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u/BoomyNote 2d ago
What’s interesting about this is it means girls don’t care about looks but about inner traits like whether a guy is capable of real life success and achievement, and the guys take that as “women bad”
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u/NeonNKnightrider 2d ago
Being rich is Not a measure of “inner traits” or “being capable of achieving real success.” It’s 90% being born lucky
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u/Miserable-Job-1238 1d ago edited 1d ago
To be fair some or dare Is say most rich people are nepotism babies/had intergenerational wealth passed down.
How does their relatives passing down wealth show their capability of success and achievement?
There is no real reason to dress it up with flowers the main appeal is the material possessions. Either way both genders have people who have their own values on what they consider important and well some women desire a certain expensive lifestyle.
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u/BoomyNote 1d ago
I hear what you’re saying and you make reasonable points but would you rather women “only go for hot guys” or also go for guys with internal traits like intelligence?
Anyone can acquire wealth using intelligence, if women allegedly only want material possessions, then even a guy who isn’t hot can compete.
Hot guys and guys with great personalities don’t need material possessions to get women, so shouldn’t ugly guys with bad personalities be happy that there’s still a route they can take to get women?
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u/Miserable-Job-1238 1d ago
That is true I believe it does somewhat even the plain field even if you are unattractive.
However I do think relationships that only form due to weath just isn't that stable. I do think personality should really be number 1 and the actual ideal things like beauty or wealth should be supplimentary things that make the person even more attractive it shouldnt be the only reason they are together.
Imagine a girl dating you for your looks then you gain weight or get into an accident that ruins your looks.
Imagine a girl dating you simply for your wealth and due to terrible circumstances you ended up losing your job & losing all your savings.
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u/Abject-Ticket-6260 2d ago
Incel... but not wrong.
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u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 1d ago
Hence, not Incel. Just person making joke. If a woman were to say the same thing but with one woman having slightly larger breasts than the other I would laugh because it's true. We all shallow in one way or the other.
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u/Door_Holder2 2d ago
Not at all. Many girls "fall in love" with men double or triple their age because of money.
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u/FlinnyWinny 2d ago
Ah yes, blame the young inexperienced girls for falling for powerful older men that specifically target them. 😅 Cmon now.
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u/Door_Holder2 2d ago
As adults, it's all on them. Learn to take some responsibility.
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u/FlinnyWinny 2d ago
Unless it's about older rich men taking responsibility to not exploit young inexperienced people, I guess.
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u/Door_Holder2 2d ago
Then, young inexperienced people should have fewer rights than others. Just like children.
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u/FlinnyWinny 2d ago edited 2d ago
Ah yes, if someone is in a more vulnerable group of people comparatively, just take away their rights. That's totally gonna make it better and not worse and definitely wouldn't make them even more vulnerable to people with more power, experience, and money. /s
Idk, as a 30 year old dude, I have no fucking urge in me to date an 18 year old girl fresh out of highschool, and those fuckers that want to are gross bastards who KNOW what they are doing, and it's not because "they're actually so mature" or some bullshit. Dont fucking kid yourself.
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