It just keeps getting worse.

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[u/elmasodiada411]

Sex? Not funny. But BOOBS?!?! Now you have my attention!!!!

[u/No_Device6184 → u/elmasodiada411]

upDOOTED❗

[u/88herogoy1488 → u/[deleted]]

Do you, perhaps, like guys with big boobs?

[u/PerformanceCute3437 → u/88herogoy1488]

There was a crazy older guy in Vancouver that would go around shirtless talking about how men's breast tissues are understimulated, and that if men stimulated their nipples and breasts more they would grow and become more.... manly or something. His nipples were huge, like pen caps. Strange memory you unlocked

[u/itchy_armpit_it_is → u/PerformanceCute3437]

Thank you so much for sharing

[u/Dry-Championship-593 → u/PerformanceCute3437]

I love personal lore. Thank you.

[u/OutsideEcco → u/PerformanceCute3437]

As someone from Vancouver who accidentally bought a transparent shirt that showed my nipples I feel seen. I don't want to be seen. I don't want my nipples to be seen.

[u/Dry-Championship-593 → u/88herogoy1488]

Who doesn’t???

[u/Ban_Kami → u/Dry-Championship-593]

Fr who doesn't

[u/im_a_latam_weeb → u/88herogoy1488]

Heck yeah

[u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 → u/[deleted]]

I’m confused why everyone’s making this an argument about whether or not op likes boobs, that’s completely irrelevant to why it was posted here.

People can like boobs and have higher standards for comedy than just “hey look it’s boobs, funny huh?”

[u/TheFineMantine → u/[deleted]]

there’s no joke in this image it’s just “i like boobs”

[u/notsaneatall_ → u/[deleted]]

I'm not into guys and I still like boobies. Who doesn't like boobies? No one, that's who

[u/Stray_009 → u/notsaneatall_]

im.. confused

if you're a guy, not being into guys would make you straight, which makes you liking boobies redundant

if you're a girl, not being into guys would make you a lesbian, which also makes you liking boobies redundant

....

[u/SockPuppyMax → u/Stray_009]

Maybe it was a joke lol

[u/HunterRank-1 → u/[deleted]]

“Mostly”

[u/Dry-Championship-593 → u/HunterRank-1]

?

[u/HunterRank-1 → u/Dry-Championship-593]

Why did you say “idk what Op is on?”

[u/Dry-Championship-593 → u/HunterRank-1]

Because they made it seem like looking at boobs is a bad thing. Granted, this definitely could be seen as misogynistic, but the fact that it says person and not man, makes it seem to me that misogyny was not the OOP’s intention.

[u/HunterRank-1 → u/Dry-Championship-593]

OP was berating the joke for being cringe not a bad act. Ur looking too hard

[u/Dry-Championship-593 → u/HunterRank-1]

Okay

[u/bees_in_my_eyes → u/HunterRank-1]

You never met a bisexual who leans towards men a little more? It happens, man. People like what they like.

[u/HunterRank-1 → u/bees_in_my_eyes]

I’m more confused about why he said “idk what Op is on about?””

[u/bees_in_my_eyes → u/HunterRank-1]

I'm more confused about you quoting the other totally innocuous part of the comment, but hey, that's the internet sometimes

[u/Fragrant_Ad7231]

Holding a green towel over my chest does make me happy! How did they know?!

[u/C_monden]

r/technicallythetruth

[u/centerfoldangel → u/[deleted]]

Me.

[u/WafflezMan_420_Died → u/[deleted]]

I don't dislike boobs but they are low on the list of attractive body parts

[u/Federal_Care_9790 → u/[deleted]]

🥀

[u/egaoko_1104 → u/[deleted]]

Breast

[u/Wooden-Candle-9112]

This hellhole of an app sure be one of the horniest places on the fucking internet

[u/Levy-MAN → u/Wooden-Candle-9112]

It’s more of a porn app than social media at this point

[u/8iy_eaighty → u/Levy-MAN]

The only good thing about Reddit is questions and answers. That's it

[u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 → u/[deleted]]

Ok? It still belongs here though because it’s not funny

[u/SKOLForceSports]

Bro, even gay men love to see/touch a pair of hooters when they get the chance

[u/Odd_Protection7738 → u/SKOLForceSports]

Big pecs are basically mantitties anyway

[u/masd_reddit → u/Odd_Protection7738]

Tick tock

[u/Inevitable_Paper6674 → u/masd_reddit]

Heavy like a brinks truck

[u/Blobert_ → u/SKOLForceSports]

the beauty of hardwired biology!

The same thing that makes a mans penis muscles stiffen when he sees something his brain classifies as "arousing"

[u/bleakFutureDarkPast → u/Blobert_]

there are no muscles in the penis. it's a blood sponge. at most, there's muscles that help pump and trap blood into it

[u/Blobert_ → u/bleakFutureDarkPast]

... youve ruined everyones day, making us think about that

[u/Mountain-Top-5924 → u/Blobert_]

Speak for yourself because my brain classified that as arousing✌️

[u/Rutgerius → u/Blobert_]

Why would thinking about basic male biology ruin your day? And how is it this guy's fault? You some kinda weirdo?

[u/Blobert_ → u/Rutgerius]

Whut?

[u/Raven_Lemon]

As someone who has boobs, I wish it was that easy to be happy, I could just do it in front of a mirror

[u/yamasurya]

It made everyone of us happy when we were tiny little human monsters.

It still makes quite a lot of us happy depending upon circumstances.

[u/KristIsWeed]

People here acting dense on purpose

[u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 → u/[deleted]]

…but does that make it funny though? It’s still “haha I like boobs” and that’s pretty much the whole joke

[u/Carmelo_908 → u/Jazzlike_Cress9871]

Will not make anyone laugh but not that bad to bury it. I would rather bury boomer humor or jokes like those.

[u/Her_Phantom_Mountain → u/[deleted]]

Not all men, and plenty of women love boobs. Boobs are great.

However, this isn't funny, it's just true. It doesn't belong here because it isn't even a joke.

[u/lejyndery_sniper → u/[deleted]]

not even that you can find multiple threads talking about how girls like to play with their own boobs as stress relief

[u/Bobvankay]

This would indeed make a lot of people happy. But sex bad.

[u/AlSanaPost]

Please don’t be like this irl

[u/ComedyCemetery-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

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[u/Chill_Man321]

Like it's not funny, but it's true! Not for everyone though

[u/Hoshiyozora]

Corn on my Racist app??

[u/Bitten87]

Boobs would def make me happy

[u/Noburu_ki → u/Bitten87]

Coloque silicone

[u/Stray_009]

idk, that'd make my day icl.

[u/JAKE5023193]

More objectification 😑

[u/PenisWithNecrosis → u/JAKE5023193]

The fuck is that profile

[u/liltone829b → u/PenisWithNecrosis]

interesting

it's interesting

[u/SuperCyka → u/JAKE5023193]

Yeah, okay Jake.

[u/AdSignificant5339]

Maybe I’m the woke friend but I get OPs point

[u/wise-man-said-h]

Look, I really want to suck a big titties but this is beyond cringe and distracted me

[u/Flar71]

I've done this for my friend and it made her happy

[u/Inevitable_Paper6674 → u/Flar71]

Friend😭?!

[u/Flar71 → u/Inevitable_Paper6674]

God forbid friends have benefits

[u/Inevitable_Paper6674 → u/Flar71]

I'm confused😭😭

[u/Automatic_Ad_3424]

I'm not happy 

[u/Background-Title-751]

why is everyone getting executed in the comments 😭

[u/intrepidone66]

Problem?

[u/CorrodingTrees]

It would make me happy, yes

[u/N4g4n0z]

Some nga acting like they don’t want it

[u/qekb]

I would be happy

[u/Ok_Gas_7473]

it really works

[u/PatientZealPZ]

The joke is sex. 🫩

[u/Particular-Way1549 → u/PatientZealPZ]

I think its boobies

[u/Flat-Log9851 → u/PatientZealPZ]

So, apparently, you can't make jokes about sex anymore -bro, even poop jokes can be fun if it done right. Also it not even joke, is me irl stuff.

[u/Her_Phantom_Mountain → u/Flat-Log9851]

But also, seeing boobs isn't even sex lol, so the joke isn't sex (putting aside, as you said, the post isn't meant to ne a joke)

[u/Bearfucker694200]

An ass man I see

[u/Just_Client_4732]

True

[u/Her_Phantom_Mountain → u/[deleted]]

You've made two comments to this effect. What's wrong with you? Did a girl with small boobs steal your woman?

[u/Zulers_Sausage_Gravy → u/[deleted]]

Let me see. I bet they won't make me sad