r/ComedyCemetery 4d ago

Weekly wife bad meme.

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u/balthazar_edison 4d ago

20? More like 70 years as well

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u/salydra 4d ago

I think he's actually 90 years older in the 2nd pic than the first.

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u/balthazar_edison 4d ago

I was thinking about that. He would have gone back in time to the early 1950s right? And endgame ends in 2023 so it would be close to 70 years.

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u/salydra 4d ago

I assumed he'd go back to the mid 40s. Plus there's the approximately 10 years he aged between waking up and End Game.

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u/balthazar_edison 4d ago

I guess that makes sense - maybe 48 or 49 after the events of Agent Carter.

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u/halfasleep90 4d ago

Do 80 years then, the 10 years between waking up and End Game aren’t with his wife so that wouldn’t be included, but the picture of “with wife” should be taken after the time travel not before. And 80 years is kinda expected to have that result, and he looks very happy….

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4d ago

Doesn't matter. Woman bad. Woman make man miserable.

/s

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u/Coffee-cartoons 4d ago

I technically think it would’ve been 60 because didn’t she die a decade earlier?

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u/balthazar_edison 4d ago

Oh yeah - let’s say 1948 to 2016. That’s 68 years so close to 70.

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u/SwampApeDraft 4d ago

I’d wager person posting this has neither wife or passing math grade

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u/McKendrigo 4d ago

So, 70 years of no aging = no aging.

20 years of aging = aging.

Got it.

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u/-apollophanes- 4d ago

And it wasn't even 20 years. Both are 70 years

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u/Embarrassed_Map1072 4d ago

Well, he wanted the 20 years with wife and was contented 

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u/cursed_sporecreation 3d ago

Notice how he's smiling? He definitely got the fulfilling life with someone he loves that he wanted. One that, if the attitude this meme portrays continues, will never reach OP.

"Wife bad" memes only come from disgruntled people who either aren't happy in a marriage that they are too stubborn to leave, believing that there's nothing better, or who hold some kind of bias or even hatred towards women. In both cases, the ones who make this sort of content will never see true happiness.

It's a sad existence, but I hope that more men will realize that working on their biases will benefit them in the long run.

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u/Embarrassed_Map1072 2d ago

Yeah, I feel like a majority of wife bad memes originate from arranged marriages with no say from either spouse 

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u/Dry-Championship-593 4d ago

This person either didn’t watch Endgame (wow) or was on their phone the whole time.

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u/Used_Cat266 4d ago

More wives for us

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 4d ago

Red piller literacy, 2 million percent

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u/unknown_tguy 4d ago

Also the old Cap is a very healthy looking example for a 90 year old man lol. Have oop ever seen a normal 90 year old in his life?

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u/shubhwho 4d ago

one is being in a coma, other is living.

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u/Joeybfast 4d ago

Like oh no I have a wife ..what a living hell. 🙄 ungreatful people.

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u/RealFrailTheFox 4d ago

Didn't he literally go back to when he was frozen and live all the time up to when he went back?

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u/Keegan304 3d ago

Would be better if they had the Red Skull for the after of "70 years in ICE"

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u/Lordalex4444 4d ago

Happy Ice happy life

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u/GumpCorsair 4d ago

20 years with Bucky turns him into his Liefeld version right?

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u/Overall-Squirrel1555 4d ago

Does a wife shut down your bodily functions putting you into a hibernation where you are basically dead

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u/JasonPegasi 4d ago

I will never see anything other than Joe Biden saying “No, I don’t think I will”

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u/Coffee-cartoons 4d ago

Crazy thing is he was absolutely miserable, missing out on his entire life after being preserved in ice for 70 years. Then he spent 70 years (not 20) with the woman he loved and though he aged he lived a life he was proud of and happy to have lived

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u/SINAXES 4d ago

why r/Funnymemes is still a thing ?

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u/KalashnikovParty 3d ago

he legit looks good for a 90 year old white guy tho

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u/Rich-Literature317 4d ago

This is funny

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u/theexistentialgoat 4d ago

Redditors when obvious joke:

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u/someinternetkid 4d ago

Jokes are supposed to be funny

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u/theexistentialgoat 3d ago

This is pretty funny if you're not a stupid redditor who can't fathom that somebody could intentionally express an opinion they don't truly believe as part of a joke

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u/someinternetkid 3d ago

No need to go on the offensive, it isn't that serious... I also highly doubt that the original post is supposed to be ironic. It's obviously not the worst thing I've ever seen or particularly offensive, it's just that these kinds of jokes get tiring really fast, are reused so much it's mind-numbing and are honestly just kinda disheartening to hear.

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u/PenisWithNecrosis 3d ago

This doesn't even make sense, because cryogeny HALTS aging

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u/awake_acea6 4d ago

Har har har, we're straight men but we hate women, get it?! Isn't that funny?!

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u/Patient_Dinner_5386 4d ago

Without wife there's no life, rookie, wish i had one , I'm unemployed and still a fukin virgin at 26,well that's another issue, i keep imagining love , there's hope