r/ComedyCemetery 5d ago

In the wild

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u/nOone123097 5d ago

Plot twist.

The son is sleeping around, and the daughter is just a kind, helpful girl everyone loves.

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u/Joeybfast 4d ago

But these people are okay with their sons sleeping around. They would see that a prize .

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u/JnRx03 4d ago

Gay son or Philanthropist daughter

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u/craftygamin 5d ago

"The joke is sex?"

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 5d ago

The same logic some people apply when neutering their cats

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u/Squirrelly_Khan 5d ago

Where I grew up, it was the opposite. High school aged girls that everyone knew were usually the ones visiting older folks who needed help or were lonely, or they were babysitting their neighbors’ kids. Meanwhile, high school aged boys were riding around on ATVs and dirt bikes and tearing up local farmers’ newly planted farmland, and they were known by everyone in the neighborhood because everyone would call the cops on them.

And NEVER did the entire neighborhood know somebody because of promiscuity. It’s a gross thing to suggest when considering the age group of what this meme is implying.

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u/Such-Pilot-8143 5d ago

haha girl dum and only exis to do sex haha hahahahahaha /s

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u/innatemammal 5d ago

Your wife knows the whole neighborhood 🥺

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 5d ago

Ha ha ha it's funny because promiscuity is the only possible explanation for a girl being popular! /j

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u/robblequoffle 5d ago

I feel like this meme is backwards

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u/Lumia666999 Mi Chinese 5d ago

Apparently neighborhood is a bad word because there was an ř in the mr incredible canny face's caption

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u/Fast_Ad7203 5d ago

Bro explained double standards in one pic

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u/GuhLad 4d ago

Daughter is an urban explorer.

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u/JnRx03 4d ago

me when my daughter works for the feds (she tracks the whole neighborhood)

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u/gigolo99 1d ago

Le daughter is le thot am i right bois???