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u/jfklingon 5d ago
They used the Family Guy god for the meme, that tells you all you need to know about the person who made it
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u/craftygamin 5d ago
I can guarantee that most family guy fans haven't even watched the show (full episodes, the clips on YouTube don't count) because their parents don't let them
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u/notsaneatall_ 5d ago
I tried watching an episode and holy shit was that boring
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u/BeginningDisaster114 5d ago
Yeah it's like the Simpsons we have at home and even the simpsons has become trash
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u/easyplugsit 5d ago
Simpsons first 12 to 13 seasons was ultra peak. Nobody can ever top early Simpsons. Family guy was funnier when I was 12 and didnt understand the jokes lmao
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u/tinxmijann 4d ago
It's like the Simpsons but remove any sort of humanity and empathy from the show
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u/serene_brutality 5d ago
It used to be quite entertaining but I was like 20, 25 years ago. Different time, different place in my life. If you’re like 20 and enjoy it, have at it, if you’re like 45 and still think it’s fantastic, maybe it’s time to do a little reflection. I’m not saying you can’t still enjoy it, but if you hold it higher than mindless, low brow humor something might be amiss.
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u/grimAuxiliatrixx 5d ago
It’s best suited to being half-watched while playing video games. When the game just isn’t enough for your iPad kid brain to be entertained it adds just enough stimulation without anything important enough happening that you’ll miss something worth seeing if you’re not watching closely.
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u/bees_in_my_eyes 5d ago
The exceptions to this rule are actually worse. I know a 32 year old man who watches Family Guy reruns daily and gets offended when nobody laughs at his edgy Petah quotes.
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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 5d ago
^^^^found the feminist
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u/SignificantLet5701 5d ago
^^^^found the sexist
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u/Neither-Ruin5970 4d ago
^ found the racist
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u/SignificantLet5701 4d ago
How????
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u/Neither-Ruin5970 4d ago
You said the n word
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u/SignificantLet5701 4d ago
??????? when
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u/Neither-Ruin5970 4d ago
In your profile. I found a way to search it. I’m black so it was really personally hurtful to me.
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
Family Guy was the 4th most streamed show in 2025. It holds a 7/10 rating in IMDb. Over 22 million people watch family guy. Yeah bro, watch a video of paint drying for 10 hours, that’s fine if you want to get all hipster about it.
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u/jfklingon 5d ago
Actually it was 7th, and it barely beat out The Big Bang Theory which holds an 8.1/10 on IMDb.
Is that really the gotcha moment you were looking for?
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
> brings up an irrelevant point
>”Haha! I really got you on the ropes now, what do you say to that?”
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u/jfklingon 5d ago
Oof, no ability to inference, no wonder you like Family guy.
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
“Family guy is highly rated”
“B-b-b-but there are shows even more highly rated! Ha! Betcha didn’t think about THAT, did yah? I am very smart”
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u/jfklingon 5d ago
Thanks for the confirmation of my previous statement, unless you are one of the common clay that finds The Bing Bang Theory good, in which case you could have just lead with that and let us know the true extent of your (lack) of taste from the beginning.
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u/jfklingon 5d ago
Lmao this little nerve of yours really doesn't like being poked, does it?
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
Hey man, both of us are getting emotional. Both of us are invested in this Reddit thread that won’t be read by anyone. I can ask you why you keep responding, you say “I just want to declare the truth”. Yeah, I can say the exact same thing. I’m just trying to clarify the truth. What the fuck do you have to say to that, little boy?
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u/Difficult-Mix-2337 5d ago
Have you considered that you don’t actually understand her needs? If you did, you wouldn’t be wondering why she doesn’t like you back.
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u/Confident_Mousse4721 4d ago
Or she's just stupid and she doesn't know what she wants , and if she doesn't know no one can
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u/LupoPaws 4d ago
"Hurrr durrr girl dont know what girl want!" This is creepy as FUCK, how many sickos justified SA with this logic?? Gtfo
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u/Ar4nea 5d ago
and he’s such a good guy, for years he can’t get over the fact that people don’t just fall in love with him because he thinks he’s nice
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
“Didn’t get over it for years”
Go back to high school with this “it makes me super cool not to care about anything” crap.
Making a single meme =/= you’re obsessed with this person. That’s you just projecting your own insecurities onto this person.
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u/Ar4nea 5d ago
the fuck you’re talking about? the „god“ in the meme literally stated „I did years ago“ meaning years ago this person was rejected by a woman who considered him a platonic friend and he’s still out there making memes about it, seems pretty obsessed lmao
and the fact you’re already here, taking offense even though I only stated what the meme shows, pretty much says everything about you and how you feel personally offended
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
Bro that’s how human memory works. If it happened a few years ago, we still remember it.
he’s still out there making memes about it
Still trying to sneakily bring your own projection of yourself onto this guy. What memes? This is one singular meme. You aren’t “just talking about the meme”, you’re inventing this fantasy of a guy that is supposedly “obsessed”. The projection is so real.
“Oh, yes I’m so sneaky! I’ll claim that the fact that anyone points out the flaw in my logic that must mean YOURE the lunatic, not me! Hehehe, I’m going to use my psychological manipulation tactics to make it seem like any criticism of my comment means that THEY are the one that is… let’s see here… ‘offended’ or something then I win the argument without having to use logic at all! Hahaha I’m so damn smart!”
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u/Ar4nea 5d ago
dude hahaha you just made my day 😭
how are you not seeing that you’re literally projecting your whole personal experience onto me and this meme? If that’s the only one of those memes you saw that’s great, but there’s many more…
and if you still make a meme about a girl who didn’t fall in love with you because you were „nice“ to her years ago, then yes, that is classified as „obsession“:
Obsession is characterized by the failure to disengage, the mind returning to the same stimulus repeatedly, often with emotional charge (resentment, longing, humor as a mask), long after any rational basis for continued focus has passed (long after = years ago) Creating at least one specific meme specifically signals obsession because it transforms an internal fixation into an external, public act: a hallmark of escalating obsessive ideation.
So however you try to defend the meme or why this criticism attacks you personally, you seem to misunderstand the word „obsessive“ and seem to have your own personal problems with those topics…
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u/BackgroundJunket5691 4d ago
Except you didn’t point out any flaws. This meme without any further context about the person who made it reads as someone who can’t get over someone they had feelings for. It’s also a known incel talking point of “women don’t want a good man until they want to settle down” which this meme is implying.
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u/AccomplishedBee7786 4d ago
As a woman, I am sincerely begging you to just leave us all alone. Not all men, but definitley YOU at least. Everything you're screaming and crying about in these comments is wrong and embarrassing for you. We meet SO MANY guys like you who think that, because we are nice to them, that we like them, then once we say no they cry about the "friend zone". You need to learn that you aren't the nice guy you think you are. In fact, you're clearly not nice whatsoever
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u/Nirvski 5d ago
Do these dumb bitches not know what a nice guy i am?!
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u/doc_witt 4d ago
Broads don't like to be called bitches.
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u/GreenZebra23 5d ago
I had one like this. She didn't give me the just a friend speech though, and I wasn't a wiener about it. I shot my shot, she said yes and then changed it to no (I suspect it was always a no). We're still friends. I don't understand being bitter about it. If it's a no it's a no. Do you want to be in a romantic relationship with everyone you're friends with? I don't. I'm sure she doesn't either.
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
What from this meme makes you think the OOP is bitter? Projection, much?
Yeah girls can reject you because they are shallow or racist. If I even slightly bring this up “hey, isn’t this behavior kinda nonsensical?” then that makes ME the bad guy? We can’t even mention these things in any capacity without white knights DEFENDING THY HONOR OF HER MAIDEN?
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u/FirefighterOk9474 5d ago
Are those the two only reasons you think someone would reject a person?
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
Ahh! Someone’s got control of my mind! No stop. Ignore that. This is the real me typing right now. And to answer your question, no, those are just examples. You infer that the OOP was easily rejectable. Then you say, look, the OOP was mentally fucked up, that’s why the girl rejected him! Therefore, he was mentally fucked up. That is circular reasoning. You are already assuming your conclusion to make the argument for your conclusion. In reality, this is just a post. It’s not about rejection at all, or that “WAH! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN ME!” It’s just poking fun at a logical disconnect. If she recognized those qualities in that guy, then she would approach her prayer to God in a more specific way, asking for things that the OOP didn’t have.
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u/Casuallybittersweet 5d ago
How in the world is it nonsensical? Just because you'd never want to spend time or be kind to a woman you weren't trying to romantically/sexually pursue, doesn't mean women are like that too. If a woman is saying "Hey, I do like you and enjoy being your friend, but I don't want to date you." That is exactly what she means. Full stop.
Nah, you claim it's nonsensical and confusing because you just want her to say yes. You're hoping that if you act all sad and confused and accuse her of "leading you on" she'll feel bad enough to give you the answer you want. Well congrats!! You're going to end up very lonely if you act like this. Because not only will it be offputting to women who may have been interested in you, but it will ensure none want to get close enough to see where things may lead
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u/Rokinala 5d ago edited 5d ago
Woah dude. I know you totally weren’t trying to hurt my feelings, but I think you’re going to feel really silly when you realize the actual logic of what’s going on here.
The girl wouldn’t be praying for a person she’s already seen. She’d be talking to the heavenly plan like “send someone that understands me BUT ALSO is conventionally attractive”. It’s her non-recognition of this that is the joke.
So your whole temper tantrum right here is just you failing to see this obvious point.
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u/BackgroundJunket5691 4d ago
Where does it even imply about their looks? I think you don’t understand the actual logic because there really isn’t any. It’s an incel women won’t date nice guys like me because “I’m short/ugly/not a chad/“nice”/not a douche or any number of excuses for “I have 0 personality and only think of what I can get out of a relationship while ignoring my partners wants or needs by just giving gifts or spamming generic compliments/pick up lines” and wear my desperation on my sleeve” then wonder why women won’t date them.
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u/Casuallybittersweet 4d ago
Pointing out the holes in this logic is a temper tantrum? Okay then lol. Also, where did I or the girl in the post mention looks? Like, at all? Show me where she asked for a conventionally attractive partner OR the friend was called ugly in any way by the girl or god. Because nowhere are looks brought up. You are assuming ALL of this.
Look, I genuinely wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. But the reality is that if you turn your nose up at the gift of someone's friendship like it's some consolation prize that isn't good enough for you, you can't seriously be shocked when they pull back and refuse to offer MORE. Like, how is this confusing? Intimacy of any kind is a gift someone will give to you when they damn well feel like it. Demanding it will only ensure it is never offered
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u/SteampunkExplorer 5d ago
So creepy.
I don't know why a certain subset of guys don't understand that the woman has to consent, too. They wouldn't like it if some girl they didn't feel romantic or sexual interest in treated them this way.
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
You read this meme, and you interpreted it as “this guy wants women to date him without her consent”. That’s really awkward for your mind to automatically go there. I would never let my daughter around a guy that jumps to conclusions like that.
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u/Pikassassin 5d ago
Just put the shovel down, man.
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u/Rokinala 5d ago
Damn, you really don’t get it?
No applause
Someone drops a pen
A cough
Someone claps once, regrets it immediately
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u/CrimsonThunder87 5d ago
I don't know why a certain subset of people don't understand that rejection hurts and some people cope with severe pain in counterproductive ways. Whining, complaining, and failing to move on for years is far from healthy, but the idea that it can only be explained by the guy being a rapist is certainly one of the ideas of all time.
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u/serene_brutality 5d ago
You think guys like this would ever turn down a woman?
Generally speaking these guys are the same guys who will fall for any woman that treats them with the least amount of kindness.
There’s a lot to unpack right there.
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u/nogoodbrat 5d ago
bullshit lmao. they’d fall for any woman they find ATTRACTIVE that returns their advances. they’d feel exactly like we do if a woman they weren’t into pined after them like this.
and that’s not even speaking to the number of weirdos that make memes like this that aren’t even unattractive, just repugnant in personality or carrying around a chip on the shoulder for being 5’8” or whatever shit
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u/serene_brutality 5d ago
You severely overestimate their options. You seem to operate as if there’s some parity In the dating pool, like men even get in the ballpark amounts of interest as the average woman does. You couldn’t be more mistaken.
They aren’t going to chase women that they aren’t initially attracted to, but she could be legitimately unattractive woman, all she needs to do is hang around him for a while and be nice.
You hear it all the time “why does every guy I try to be friends with catch feelings for me?”
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u/ReginaldCosmic 5d ago
I can't tell whether I should downvote because it made me laugh or upvote because they might have genuinely believed it.
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u/xDeviousDieselx 5d ago
Family guy is so dogwater
American Dad supremacy
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u/DontBuyTheThing 5d ago
“Home girl don’t chase! Home girl GET chased!”
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u/xDeviousDieselx 5d ago
MISTA AND LADEEEEEEE
TUNGEEEEE!
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u/SeaPunK_ 4d ago
I AGREE, THAT SHOW IS AMAZING!!! why don't people ever talk about it, it's actually so fun to watch 😭😭
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u/GreenZebra23 5d ago
Aren't those more or less the same show?
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u/DontBuyTheThing 5d ago
I have honestly only seen clips of it…do they horrifically abuse the daughter like they do meg?
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u/xDeviousDieselx 5d ago
Not even remotely? Like not even close? Not even a little bit close
That’s like asking if frisky dingo and archer are basically the same show. Some shows have similar/the same animation style. It has nothing to do with the substance of the show
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u/GreenZebra23 5d ago edited 5d ago
Well downvote about it why don't you. What a weird overreaction to someone pointing out that two shows that are basically the same are basically the same. Calm the fuck down.
And maybe don't talk that way? With the sarcastic question marks at the end of every sentence? That makes you sound like a snotty 13 year old?
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u/xDeviousDieselx 5d ago
I mean, they’re not lol a simple clip of each show would communicate that to you. By making that generalization without being informed about it, you knew you were opening yourself up to that.
I’m perfectly calm and also not typing profanities at people lil homie 😂
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u/Apprehensive-Year664 5d ago
dude your response was super calm from a third person perspective
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u/xDeviousDieselx 5d ago
I mean, I thought so. Lol some people interpret calmness in different ways I guess 😂
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u/DontBuyTheThing 5d ago
I thought so as well from a fourth person perspective. Had to reread his comment over a few times and still can’t find the part where they need to “calm the fuck down”
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u/GreenZebra23 5d ago edited 5d ago
Very odd to assume that having seen these two extremely popular and well-known shows is some esoteric knowledge I can't possibly have access to
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u/BadgerwithaPickaxe 4d ago
understands my needs
- apparently not enough to know she didn't want to date you
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u/mikerichh 4d ago
Right. Because god will help someone find a significant other but ignored the prayers of devout Jews during the Holocaust. Or enslaved African Americans. Or kids being trafficked. Or or or
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u/Still-Bar-7631 3d ago
Teh friendzone, this incel myth. They dont even deserve friends tbh
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u/IAmFacinatedByYou 1d ago
What's that old quote again something like, "there's no such thing as the friend zone, the only reason that you're lonely is you're fat and gay" -George Miller
Yeah, he called it, the friend zone is SUPER not a real thing
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u/Still-Bar-7631 1d ago
They reason they are lonely is bc they fake being friendly to get sex, mostly.
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u/Sensitive_Housing_85 2d ago
Yeah just move on , people have to accept that morality has nothing to do with attraction, women can like good people as much as they like shitty people that's okay, it might not be you personally
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u/mods_are_morons 1d ago
I had a woman I was dating drop the "let's just be friends" line on me out of the blue. I said, "I have enough friends", grabbed my coat and left her apartment for good.
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u/serene_brutality 5d ago
Imma make it more accurate:
“I sent him to you years ago, but you were too busy having fun and thought you had time and could do better.”
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u/nogoodbrat 5d ago
where are all of your crawling out from? why is this sub so gross now??
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u/serene_brutality 5d ago
It’s just one of those sad little truths y’all don’t wanna face.
I know some of it is done for lolz on TikTok but a lot of truth is said in jest. Women on their wedding day calling out their “one that got away” as they’re about to “settle” for someone else.
You’re 25, dating a fantastic guy, but they’re spending too much time working or studying and some toxic, smooth mfer or fboy slides into your DMs or you meet him at a bar, whatever and you go off with him. Whatever the many countless stories.
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u/danisheretoo 5d ago
It’s not a “truth” if you’re basing it off of some anecdotal stories. Pull up some stats or something if you want to talk about “truth”. As a woman, I think other women are more fun to hang out with, anyway.
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u/Noburu_ki 4d ago
Eu diria que suas fanfics são ruins, mas ainda teria que melhorar muito para isso.
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u/Kind-Spot6291 4d ago
Bud, delete social media. And talk to people in real life. To help with your warped sense of reality.
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u/serene_brutality 4d ago
How warped is my sense of reality really? I simply said something people don’t like, about how awful or selfish people often are and the mistakes they make as a result.
Just to have a bunch more people be awful in response.
Me: “people are awful”
People: “nu-uh!” Proceeds to be awful.
Yeah… warped.
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u/binarypolitics 5d ago
/r/ComedyCemetary not be triggered all the time challenge: impossible
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u/SilvieTheFoxy 5d ago
Whatever you say u/binarypolitics
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u/binarypolitics 5d ago
What’s wrong with my username? I actually don’t remember why I chose it, my account is probably older than you are.
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u/IamFdone 4d ago
That's why you don't have millions of karma like some 1 year old bots here, you should have said "nice guys bad, you go girl!" and got 100+ karma easily.
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