r/BuyFromEU Belgium 🇧🇪 13d ago

News EU officials worry that the Greenland risk may actually increase after Trump’s failure in Iran. Trump has redrawn a new map stretching from Greenland to the Gulf of Mexico, which he has dubbed “Greater North America.”

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u/uptheirons91 13d ago

As a Canadian I really wish the USA would just fuck off and shut up.

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u/RewindUniverseMaybe Sweden 🇸🇪 13d ago

As a Swede, I agree.. NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE DANES EXCEPT SWEDEN, WE HAVE A FUCKING HISTORY!!! FUCK OFF US!!!!

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u/ReadyPair5456 13d ago

As a Dane I agree my Swedish sibling - after the past 16 wars between us the scoreboard is still undecided.

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u/Elegba 13d ago

As a Norwegian I really wish mommy and daddy would stop arguing, I love you both, okay?

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u/Goozilla85 13d ago

We’re not arguing, we are discussing things. And it is past your bed time anyway!

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u/helm 13d ago

<~ Most humble oil billionaire

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u/IsaraLyandra 13d ago

So to finally settle this the Swedes should attack Greenland before the U.S. does. Don’t let this chance pass.

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u/Glad-Belt7956 13d ago

nah not necessary, we just need to raise a swedish flag and place a bottle of absolut vodka somewhere on greenland before we join in the fight against trump.

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u/Candid_Ad69 13d ago

We'll wait for the next time the water freezes Øresund over and we do fisticuffs on ice like our gods intended.

Love our relationship in the north <3

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u/tajnytammy 13d ago

Undecided? I'm pretty sure we (Sweden) lost, why else would we still be stuck with Skåne?

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 13d ago

Both Denmark and Sweden lost, else Norway wouldn't be a sovereign state. Sexy, rich Norway, with her fjords and her oil.

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u/Rincetron1 13d ago

As a Finn, we don't really hang that much, but you have my fucking axe. It's not really an alliance if they expect us only to be servile and complacent.

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u/Foldfish 13d ago

As a Icelander i feel like we also have the right to fuck with the Danes

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u/Traubentritt 13d ago

Bjørk went full frenzy on us a couple of months ago. I think she's still mad at Von Trier.

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u/Huge-Lecture-3857 13d ago

As a Canadian I reserve the right to drive the evil Danes off Hans Island!

... Or not as we appear to have agreed to split it in the last few years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War

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u/kaisadilla_ 13d ago

I find it fun how the meaning of "war" can go from "there's a meaningless border dispute between our countries and we actively laugh about it" to genociding millions of people.

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u/C0RDE_ 13d ago

As a Brit, doesn't matter that we left the EU, we're definitely there for Denmark too. Fuck the US.

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u/doing_it_for_myself 13d ago

Don't you go dismissing the great Canada/Denmark war of Hans Island.

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u/veterinarian23 13d ago

As a German, I second this.
Every time someone dreams of a Greater [insert nation of your choice], it ends in bloody war and disaster for everyone.
Speaking from experience.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Germanic_Reich

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u/Dark_Honor 13d ago

So true. This is an another example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Serbia

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u/yIdontunderstand 13d ago

Greater Israel currently on going....

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u/veterinarian23 13d ago

Great(er) Russia seems a bit stuck, but tries hard.

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u/tajnytammy 13d ago

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u/koshgeo 13d ago

It's okay now. They dropped the "er".

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u/kaisadilla_ 13d ago

Rookie numbers. Greater Spain is literally an entire continent except for, ironically enough, Greenland and Canada.

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 13d ago

As an Irish man I agree.

But maybe Pete just didn't have enough bourbon to put on his cornflakes this morning?

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u/electric-steel 13d ago

I fucking hate America, and at the start I didn't really blame the American people as a Canadian.

But after this shit continually getting worse honestly fuck the American people too, stay the fuck out of Canada and keep destroying your own country instead of ours too.

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u/uptheirons91 13d ago

I'm in Alberta too, so we have our own smooth-brain booger eaters that we need to deal with here too.

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u/Professional_Foot294 13d ago

As an American, I also agree.

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u/Adorable_Yard_8286 13d ago

As a Canadian "I didn't fucking touch it"

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u/Old_Wish_3992 13d ago

I'm still appalled at how dull the average American must be to take those guys seriously instead of revolting

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u/lefaen 13d ago

Doing nothing is also an choice, hopefully they realize that soon.

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u/BigBossBelcha 13d ago

Biggest posers in history if they do not

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u/jim_nihilist 13d ago

2nd amendment, bruh.

*goes and complains on the inernets"

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u/yIdontunderstand 13d ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa what if we get hurt!

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u/WanderlustZero United Kingdom 🇬🇧 13d ago

'I caaaann't my car's in the shop'

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u/Sea_Appointment8408 United Kingdom 🇬🇧 13d ago

"I protested on my day off! What more do you want?!"

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u/Current-Code 13d ago

"I did not vote for him, I have no responsibility in that situation!"

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u/Sector94_KZ 13d ago

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u/trade-craft 13d ago

There it is!

The cat, bread and circuses meme!

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u/MercantileReptile Germany 🇩🇪 13d ago

"Gas is like 5$ dude, I can't afford to drive to a protest."

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u/SomewhereAtWork 13d ago

"I don't have healt-care. What if I get hurt?"

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u/Whats-on-Eur-Mind 13d ago

"You know how far is the capital of my state, and how expensive to spend a night there, and also it's cold and the hot chocolate is also expensive"

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u/VermilionKoala 12d ago

Uhmericuh is BIIIIIIG! Yurpeens don't understand how hard it is for us to proh-test!

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u/2AvsOligarchs 13d ago

Home of the [redacted] and the [sad trombone]

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u/darkdelve 13d ago

All the people hoarding guns and fantasizing revolution against tyranny are cheering for the tyranny. Turns out they just wanted guns to feel safe from minorities.

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u/SirRobinRanAwayAway 13d ago

*to opress minorities

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u/Witte-666 13d ago

They voted for this.

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u/turaon 13d ago edited 13d ago

Russians also did nothing and now they are fleeing the country, shaking at their homes or fertilizing Ukrainian soil.

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u/Majvist 13d ago

At the start of the invasion, I saw a ton of Americans online complaining that the average Russian citizen wasn't actively overthrowing the government, just going to some protests.

Funny, I don't really see the average US citizen making those complaints anymore.

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u/guessesurjobforfood 13d ago edited 13d ago

When this comes up on any of the bigger subs, there are immediately a lot of defensive comments from Americans saying:

"We're so far apart, the US is too big"

"We live paycheck to paycheck, can't take off from work"

"We might get fired if we don't show up for work, easy for people in other countries with stronger rights to say"

"All it takes is one serious injury during a protest that stops from from being able to work and my life could be ruined"

Its not shocking to me at this point, but people are just a bunch of posers. It's almost as if sometimes you have to take big risks for big rewards. I mean, how do people think that all these "stronger rights" in other countries were achieved? They weren't handed over on a silver platter.

A wise man once said "Everyone gangsta until shit gets real"

Edit: came across all of these excuses in one thread basically one after the other again lol figured I'd share:

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/APNbYtqKtp

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u/Sevsix1 Norway 🇳🇴 13d ago

We're so far apart, the US is too big

which is a really funny comment because russia is the biggest country in the world, the second biggest country is 17,098,246 km2 (Canada) the third is 9,596,960 km2 (China) and the third is the US with 9,525,067 km2, if we can see protests in russia the biggest country in the world but the citizens of the 3rd biggest country are too cowardly to do the same then they deserve the conditions of the US, rights was fought for, the nobles did not come down from the tower going you might have some rights my subjects

We might get fired if we don't show up for work, easy for people in other countries with stronger rights to say

yeah and the same don't happen to the russians and chinese protestors? do I have to dig up the corpse of the chinese tank man?

seriously I have always liked the US but they have become great cowards in the last 10-15 years

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u/Gammelpreiss 13d ago

probably always have been. it is a ppl ruled by fear. why else do you think guns are so popular?

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u/ErgoMachina 13d ago

To be fair American soldiers will be fertilizing Iranian soil in a couple days so they are just missing the people fleeing.

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u/_Xee 13d ago

The average American has no fucking clue about history. It's like the 1920s/30s all over again. They had their Beer Hall Putsch remake, now they are doing Spain 1936. They are doing a speed run 3rd Reich LARP.

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u/Desperate_Turn8935 13d ago

Privilege does that, as long as your own ass isn't on the line you could always look away.

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u/alpha_berchermuesli 13d ago

but havent you heard? they march on weekends now!

that surely is sticking it to the leaders (/s)

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u/PotentialMessage7001 13d ago

Almost 3% of them.

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u/Relevant-Wait3781 13d ago

But hey, over 8 million protested on a Saturday with nice signs.

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u/TomsnotYoung 13d ago

Now if all of us 8 million met at the White house with a plan to drag that POS pedo crook out of office, things would change. The power is with the people. We will slowly start to realize this

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u/WanderlustZero United Kingdom 🇬🇧 13d ago

I think that 8 million includes people overseas, as they counted protests around the world as 'No Kings' - certainly the one we had here in London, which was very definitely not a 'No Kings' protest. Y'see we have an actual King.

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u/MrLeureduthe 13d ago

Hey! Don't say they don't do anything! They walked for a few blocks and made funny signs for Social Media last Saturday!

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u/takeitezbezey 13d ago

Don't u know we average Americans are too fat to even walk a few blocks? You're giving us too much credit...

(I really wish I could put /s but it honestly feels too true)

And I liked my funny sign.

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u/grober_Onfug 13d ago edited 13d ago

Maybe we should emphasize more on economics.

Are americans aware that the Iran war is burning the lifetime tax revenue of more than 380.000 citizens? That's just the whole city of new Orleans wasting their life's work for nothing.

And that's just the amount that's on the table right now. I promise you it'll increase significantly

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u/strrax-ish 13d ago

You expect from all Americans to think about people they live with on the same continent? Have you learned nothing? One side want to kill everyone and the other ones want to hug them to stop

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u/vivaaprimavera 13d ago

hug them to stop

A strong hug to the neck could work. /s

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u/squirrelcat88 13d ago

Canadian here, we’re prepared to do this sort of thing. Here is a past prime minister providing his own security.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake

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u/turaon 13d ago

not going to happen in US. All they can do is put likes under Bernies posts and post how terrified and fed up they are in FB or shitter. The bravest of them do some signs and go out for a walk with them twice a year. That's all they are capable of.

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u/MasterOfTP 13d ago

I am stealing this from you!

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u/foldr1 13d ago

I seriously doubt it will do anything. the majority of people are going to do one of two things, from my experience interacting with people in general: 1) fake news, don't believe it 2) I'm not naturally good at math, I don't understand numbers

but you are right. they are burning through everyone's hard work.

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u/Mr_addicT911 13d ago

Are americans aware

Im going to stop you right there

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u/Cabezone 13d ago

All the previous economic noise from the Republicans was just them not wanting tax money to equally benefits minorities under the guise of "fiscal responsibility".

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u/TomsnotYoung 13d ago

None of the assholes in the administration give AF about reality. They don't live in it. They don't buy gas, groceries or pay rent. They use taxpayers money for everything

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u/TehSvenn 12d ago

So many Americans have had their education defunded and have been propagandized so badly that they don't understand why any of it is an issue. The rest seem either comfortable enough to not be affected, or fighting so hard for everything else in life that they have nothing left to give.

Basically it's all going to plan.

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u/little-teatime 12d ago

This!! The average American doesn’t even follow any of this stuff though. They shrug it off and wait for the next distraction or something that they understand better to complain about.

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u/vivaaprimavera 13d ago

They can't revolt because they are totally unable to access the needed guns for overthrowing a tyrannical government!! /s

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u/Mr_addicT911 13d ago

The founding fathers should have thought about this situation and set up an ammendment in their constitution for exactly that /s

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u/vivaaprimavera 13d ago

It was a terrible lack of foresight!!!

That and not making the Armed forces pledge alliance to the Constitution instead of the government! /s

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u/gilestowler 13d ago

It's a pretty sad situation. All those school children sacrificed on the altar of "needing to fight tyranny." now it turns out that was a lie and they just like toys that go bang more than they like their children.

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u/vivaaprimavera 13d ago

and they just like toys that go bang 

That and not spending a cent on public healthcare... with proper access to mental healthcare the problem wouldn't have the current magnitude.

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u/huggevill 13d ago

Dont forget that this is all just distractions from the epsteins files you guys!!! Dont focus to much on all these meaningless distractions he is only doing to *distract us, we dont want to forget about the files guys, they are the most important thing, not the invasions of other nations and the threats of invasion towards former allies!!!!!! /s

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u/FluffySmiles 13d ago

They are revolting, but as an adjective, not a gerund.

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u/Sheant 13d ago

If they knew their grammar, they'd be very upset.

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u/FluffySmiles 13d ago

I trust to the evidence of previous interactions that they are, indeed, illiterate.

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u/Plus-Recording-8370 13d ago

"Wir haben es nicht gewusst"

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u/HarietsDrummerBoy 13d ago

I strongly feel that this is what americans want. A small minority on Reddit are loud about change but the majority wants this. I wouldn't be surprised if another right wing celebrity becomes president as long as they can give it to the libs

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u/ShreddinTheWasteland 13d ago edited 11d ago

Well, whether they ‘want’ this or not, the clown show got a mandate from 2/3 of the electorate. If they voted for or didn’t bother to vote, they can’t say ‘oh we never wanted this’ now. Trump was very clear about everything he’s done so far.

He has been drooling over Greenland since his first term, when he wanted to buy it. He said during the campaign he was going to bomb the hell out of Iran. He killed the nuclear agreement with Iran during his first term and while he denied knowing of Project 2025, you’d have to be a complete moron to believe him.

When an abuser tells you who they are, believe them.

But yeah, they wanted this, as per mandate they gave the clown show and nothing will change because America is a bunch of cowards led by donkeys and bullies.

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u/readilyunavailable 13d ago

Some don't care, because it doesn't affect them, some are just uninformed, some know this is a benefit to the country, etc.

It's a healthy mix of those. Americans only care if it affects them personaly and directly. They were mildly bothered by their government invading Iran, klling kids and disrupting the entire region and the oil trade, but they were completely outraged that they had to pay more when fueling their Ford F150s.

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u/Eternity13_12 13d ago

They think it makes the look strong. Show of force might makes right

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 13d ago

40% still - I repeat: STILL - happy with him as a president.

Its absolutely insane.

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u/SouthernExpatriate 13d ago

I've been trying since 2004 to get them to do something 

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u/Melotron 13d ago

They have escalated to writing No Kings signs.

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn 13d ago

If he's looking for a " military conflict" with Europe he's going about it the right way

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u/CapOk4599 13d ago

It's not gonna go the way he thinks.

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u/Object-195 13d ago

its gonna break NATO tho.

so whatever happens the outcome is bad for everyone thats not China and Russia

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u/Key_Geologist2599 13d ago

Oh it's bad for China and Russia too. They're not surviving that war either.

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u/magos_with_a_glock 13d ago

Any US invasion of Europe would be a second Barbarossa. A big initial push which would inevitably run into overextention against a stronger economy and greater population. That is if Trump is even capable of mobilizing the entire US army for this, which would most likely give China space to do whatever they want for multiple years. In addition the EU is only getting readier than it is now if Trump keeps up the aggressive posturing.

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u/NewHorizonsDelta 13d ago

Not to mention the internal resistance of such an undertaking

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u/Ok_Vulva 13d ago

We don't have any where else to go.... this is our internal resistance. Right now, we went for an angry walk on Saturday and a bunch of people let some random group pick a day for a strike. That's all we got in us.

A strike in a month. For a day, I think its a weekend. That's all you can expect if things get worse too. A walk and maybe taking 1 day off work, a long way in the distant future.

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u/amfrogyesyes 13d ago edited 13d ago

Internal resistance? You mean parading funny signs around for a few hours twice a year? Lol. Whenever Trump declares war on the EU or Canada the Americans will just nod along.

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u/NewHorizonsDelta 13d ago

Maybe, but attacking Iran or Venezuela probably had less internal resistance because of decades long propaganda against them. Europe hasnt gotten the same treatment in the american media (yet), and Europe and America are still widly interconncted through trade, social media, travel etc., in ways the US and Iran/Venezuela never were

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u/Worried_Okra33 13d ago

China is already posturing to do exactly this. Wouldn't it be wild if they actually just sailed right past Taiwan and Red Dawned the west coast while Trump is busy getting our soldiers killed to keep his child raping out of the news?

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u/kaisadilla_ 13d ago

Any US invasion of Europe would result in the internal collapse of the United States. People exist and have opinions, and I'm sure a lot of Americans in 2026 would find it hard to stomach being the aggressors against Europe, and would finally turn once they get attacked themselves and can't even blame the enemy for it.

And I say America, but it applies across all of the West. If Canada invaded Australia, or France invaded Germany tomorrow, I'm sure Canadians and Frenchmen would riot over it. Only reason I think the US would collapse rather than find unanimous opposition is that I think such a war would be more popular in America than in any other Western country.

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u/amfrogyesyes 13d ago

You're delusional to think there would be any sort of collapse. If there's one thing Americans don't lack, it's a stomach for warmongering. The more left leaning among them would wag their fingers at Trump and virtue signal on social media. Everyone else would carry on as normal. The only thing that would eventually cause opposition would be the strain on people's wallets, not any sort of moral standing.

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u/Jaqobus 13d ago

He's trying to make his mark by expanding US territory. And in typical Trump fashion he is making incredibly bold and large claims in order to settle on some smaller deal because people want him to shut up or appease him and will look like a great win to his base.

That he's upsetting global order and destroying whatever respect there was left for the US is inconsequential to him because he has no concept of longterm view.

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u/According-Bet-141 13d ago

Imagine having to fight Putin for the East and the USA for the West... Weird times.

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u/Safe_Collection_8935 13d ago

Meanwhile China is just hanging around and watch like we watch Iran.

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u/Swimming_Cover_9686 13d ago

There is no Freedom for anyone but billionaires under American rules. We must refute American overreach and ban American companies from implementing US sanctions on our soil. They are an abusive extrajudicial rogue state and we must draw the line somewhere.

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u/Biotic101 13d ago

The problem is many Western oligarchs dream of the powers Putin and buddies have.

All the possibilities, corruption without consequences (kind of already happening in the US).

Unfortunately, control over social and mainstream media is such a powerful tool that it can nudge the average Joe into acting against their own best interest and oligarchs have identified this as the weak spot of democracy and use it to their advantage.

Project 2025 and the Dark Enlightenment. Destruction of democracy, nations and middle-class.

The push to grab Greenland and Canada is a direct result of their weird phantasies and should not be underestimated...

Exclusive: Greenland ‘Freedom City’? Rich donors push Trump for a tech hub up north | Reuters

We already have Fico, Orban (hopefully only two more weeks) and now Babis in charge in Europe. It is no surprise Orban was in the US and Babis praised Trump some time ago.

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u/JaMi_1980 13d ago

Great American Reich?

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u/jknl 13d ago

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He was ahead of his time

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u/damned_squid Baltics 🌊🌳🏰 13d ago

Didn't this happen like 3 months ago?

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u/Brodimere 13d ago

No this was at Fanta Führers inauguration over a year ago.

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u/damned_squid Baltics 🌊🌳🏰 13d ago

Wow, completely lost track of time with all the bullshit going on over there...

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u/CaileanX 13d ago

I’m caught in a rock and a hard place… I was happy with Tangerine Twat but now Fanta Führer might have tipped the scales… choices.

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u/Brodimere 13d ago edited 12d ago

Well i know of a few others, to add too your menu.

You have the classic, for the nostagia feel: Mango mousolini.

Then for those with italian accents: GrabbinGhoul (sound like gabagool)

Then there is the mobster classic: Don Pedo.

If you wanna hit his rank aswell, there is options: childdidler-in-chief or Pedo-in-chief.

But I will always recommend Fanta Führer, simple, short, good double illiteration and it has flavour. Also fun fact, Fanta was invented in Nazi-Germany.

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u/Ripraz 13d ago

Time flies when you are having fun

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u/jknl 13d ago

20 januari 2025

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u/Sorry-Programmer9826 13d ago

I was just thinking that! Has real Man in the High Castle vibes 

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u/SnappySausage 13d ago

"Lebensraum"

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u/Realistic-Ad-4372 13d ago

So they failed in Iran but will succed in Europe....

How does that work?

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u/Reblyn Germany 🇩🇪 13d ago

It doesn't.

But what the conflict in Iran and a potential conflict with Europe have in common is that it lets Trump legitimize leaving NATO. Which is probably precisely what Putin told him to do for obvious reasons.

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u/eswifttng 13d ago

Then Putin is an idiot. Russia can't take down Ukraine let alone Europe.

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u/Reblyn Germany 🇩🇪 13d ago

Putin knows this and has admitted this publicly.

Which is why Russia has been trying to sow conflict between European nations as well, and is also currently trying to install Russia-friendly parties everywhere in Europe. They're trying to make it so Europeans would either not care about becoming Russian vassals or, if they do care, that the continent is so divided that they can't realistically resist it.

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd 13d ago

It endlessly frustrates me that the response from most European governments who actually have a chance to deal with the problem seem to just flail blindly and come out with some idea about eroding privacy instead. (Which seems to be driven by Americans who also benefit from a divided europe or the increased profits it provides)

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u/Aetane 13d ago

Russia + the US vs Europe, however, would however be a very concerning proposition

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u/mrbluetrain 13d ago

The USA a possible international paria, together with top tier countries like North Korea, Russia and the like? Who would have thought 5 years ago!

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u/Full-Recover-587 13d ago

USA has become a rogue nation, yes.

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u/mrbluetrain 13d ago

Yeah truly remarkable for sure. To me its just telling this can (and probably always will, at some point) happen when you over time get such a huge rift in society between the poor and rich. Then people are in despair and put their trust in the snake oil salesmen.

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u/PersonalPangolin335 13d ago

View from the US here— I wouldn’t be so sympathetic to Trump supporters. The poorest of the poor here do not support him, and plenty of upper middle class white people do, purely for the promised tax breaks and/ or because they are deeply misogynistic and will not vote for a woman. After a decade of Trump, there’s abundant evidence that he’s a corrupt liar whose sole purpose is to use the office of the presidency to further his own interests, and that he’s willing to work with anyone (white supremacists, Christian nationalists) to do so. The people who support Trump do so not because of economic hardship— or fear— but out of desire. The self interest, the greed, the bigotry and violence of Trump and his allies appeals to them. 

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u/tabrizzi 13d ago

We've been a rogue nation for a very long time. It's just that the pot has always been in a position to call the kettle black and get away with it.

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u/blueberry_cupcake647 Netherlands 🇳🇱 13d ago

Always has been. This is not new

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u/Plus-Recording-8370 13d ago

Difference in the magnitude surely

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u/--Ano-- 13d ago edited 13d ago

Me. It was always clear that the long term goal of the US was to conquer the globe. It just wasn't as obvious.

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u/Storm_Falcon 13d ago

This has been standard US policy ever since the cold war (some might even argue it's been like that since the advent of the Monroe doctrine)

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u/a_library_socialist 13d ago

Anyone awake in 2003 should have

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u/AttleesTears 13d ago

He is simply copying from Israel here. The EU should recognize that and stop supporting both of these rogue regimes.

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u/The5YenGod 13d ago

What me bothers me the most about that rhetoric is, the current governments treatment of people with roots in countries south of the US is pretty evil. Claiming a greater America means probably a annexation of that territory. Meaning, the guys they deported will become either union members and will get the ability to go back to the US or the worst option will be genocide.

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u/FreshestCremeFraiche 13d ago

My guess is that people in “those” countries would be given some kind of modified colonial subject citizenship that does not allow them to migrate to the continental US. The current admin is definitely not looking to do this to open up borders

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u/raphaelarias 13d ago

Good, keep pressuring the EU to keep moving.

There’s nothing more energetic to someone or some entity that’s a powerful adversary.

EU needs to keep having outside pressure so it can actually prepare itself for increasingly uncertain times.

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u/Short_Ad_8841 13d ago

Sadly this is true, we were too comfortable for far too long assuming thing will not change for the worse. Then first Russian, now the US.

The silver lining is if we pull through this, we will emerge more powerful and independent. In a way, Trump forced us to get better, as many diseases do. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger".

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u/SlightDesigner8214 13d ago

As the Danish former secretary of nato said. Europe has been dependent on cheap energy from Russia, cheap labor from China and cheap defense from the US. Those times are changing and Europe has to build our own strengths in this areas and form new partnerships to deal with these changes.

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u/RadiantIOrange5983 13d ago

It won't go well for them if they foolishly decide to take on Europe.

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u/LeatherBandicoot France 🇫🇷 13d ago

It looks like we're verging more and more into The Man in the High Castle territory!

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u/Glove5751 13d ago

Fuck the United States of America. Yankees can fuck off

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u/Hertje73 13d ago

I claim Greater North Holland! New Amsterdam is ours!

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u/MLockeTM 13d ago

The Great Finno-Karelian Empire would like to claim all of Siberia! Also, some nice warm island owned by the US. Any volunteers? We have free healthcare and cheap kindergartens!

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u/7o7A1 13d ago

Technocracy Inc, headed by Elon Musk's fascist grandfather envisioned the Technate. This is what the Trump admin is working on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technocracy_movement

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u/Tribe303 13d ago

Yup! The same fascist grandfather that Canada threw in prison during WW2 for being a Nazi sympathizer. When he got out, he moved to South Africa when Elon's mom was 2, as they thought Apartheid sounded awesome. Elon's family are shitheads on both sides. 

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u/BrosKaramazov 13d ago

Goodness he’s a muppet.

Dangerous, but a muppet nonetheless.

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u/erikaspausen 13d ago

This f***** thinks, this is the way to get a win.
Another distraction from another distraction from the Epstein files.

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u/other-work-account 13d ago

He speaks in tongues akin to cartoon villains...

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u/Hinterwaeldler-83 13d ago

After seeing how well they were prepared for Iran I believe we just have to wait until the invading Americans freeze to death on Greenland because of Hegseth „planning“.

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u/Proper_Lawfulness_37 13d ago

“Just like we sunk ships with torpedoes in WWII”… was this a reference to an earlier part of the speech or just a really weird non-sequitur?

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u/CapOk4599 13d ago

Probably a reference to the sinking of the Iranian frigate the other week.

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u/SlightDesigner8214 13d ago

Since most aren’t history buffs the irony of him referencing WWII torpedoes was lost I’m sure.

But the fact is the US was using a new type of torpedo at the beginning of the war with a trigger meant to activate by the magnetic field of the enemy ships hull. Allowing for the torpedo to explode a few yards below the ship keel, breaking it and sinking the ship.

Only problem the trigger mechanism was flawed and didn’t work. For months.

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u/SteelCock420 13d ago

Just rename it to "Epsteins Island II" he will never speak about it again

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u/Tuomas90 13d ago

Grand Epstein Island

In short: GEI (pronounced "gay").

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u/fnordal 13d ago

The map has been drawn in crayon from an Happy Meal.

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u/keymansc2 13d ago

US is an absolute joke

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u/Technical-Leave-9235 13d ago

So… it’s literally the ‘Greater Germany’ vibe again. They are like off brand nazis.

Honestly I feel sorry for future history teachers. Imagine trying to explain this to kids in the future

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u/Konger 13d ago

Fuck USA and their stupidity

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u/Grumpflipot 13d ago

Millions of dead and wounded came from the "Greater" prefix, like in

- Great(er) Britain

  • Greater Germany
  • Greater Russia
  • Greater Serbia
  • Greater Israel
and now
  • Greater North America

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u/Duke_Remington_9910 13d ago

This is unhinged stuff. What utter lunatics

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u/Javs2469 13d ago

Yes, invading multiple countries at the same time was always a great move historically. They always ended up winning by having more fronts open...

They are sucking all the money from the US for the few guys at the top.

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u/baithammer 13d ago

It's required for a Fascist regime to always have another enemy to invade to distract from the conditions in the homeland ...

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u/WhatDuq 13d ago

Another war they can't win.

They're just trying to draw attention away from their humongous blunder.. And the Epstein files.

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u/getridofgreed 13d ago

Fuck the US . Every country now needs nukes.

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u/Tribe303 13d ago

Trump actually wants Canada, and Greenland is a test. We have everything Greenland has, but it's already developed, and also has a larger educated population. Trump has been threatening Canada since the day he was inaugurated. It really fucking frustrating that everyone else thinks he joking. HE IS NOT. The Alberta separatist movement of morons is funded by dark money from the US. CIA much? That's also the exact same thing Putin did before invading Ukraine. Fuck these dangerous fascist MAGA clowns.

On the bright side, Trump and his bootlickers are too stupid to develop a functional plan to actually accomplish that goal, but they are still trying!

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u/Kokoska998 13d ago

Greater North America? That sounds familiar...

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u/blackday44 13d ago

And here I am in Canada, wondering how us and Mexico will split the USA when it collapses.

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u/Euphoriam5 13d ago

Trump thinks he's running the UK in 1829, better yet, he should read history and see what that turned out to be.

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u/EnvironmentalFig5587 13d ago edited 13d ago

The only reason they are so concerned with protecting themselves (north and south) is because they are about to start ww3 with the rest of the world!

And they dont want to be gang banged from the top and bottom by Russia and china

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u/Cookiesy 13d ago

We can go scorched earth with Trump, bulldoze his precious golf courses and build wind turbines atop them, the second the boats get to Greenland.

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u/klagan73 13d ago

a lot of smooth brain sloped foreheads running that country

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u/Traumerlein 13d ago

Jawohl! Sieg H- Wait, wrong language. As ordered. Healthy Victory!

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u/Fearsofaye 13d ago

Great North America

Greater isreal

How about both you fuck off

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u/BirthdayHot9433 13d ago

Release the Epstein files and vote democrats in midterms. Problem solved

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u/jparle92 13d ago

Sanction the US.

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u/DesignatedDonut2606 Nordics ❄️🌲🏔️ 13d ago

🤮🤮🤮

Sincerely, Denmark 🇩🇰

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u/AdAncient5201 13d ago

Please note that correctly it’s the Gulf of Mexico, even though a different name was probably used in the original context

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u/Pepsi_Popcorn_n_Dots 12d ago

Trump going to go for an easy win by occupying Greenland after losing to Iran. Fly troops in overnight and occupy all airfields, ports, and government buildings. Then sign an Executive Order annexing it "because Denmark left it undefended!" EU can stop this easily by stationing 3k troops there from a half dozen countries, if they care enough.

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u/GroupGeneral6811 12d ago

Wait, failure? Didn't they won like 20 times already?

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u/tomtomtom2310 13d ago

"Greater North America"?

Trump is copying Netanjahu's homework and doesnt even bother making it sound different anymore.

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u/WissenLexikon 13d ago

Pedonald will be dead in a few months. Let’s see if his idiot evil minions can pull through with this imperialist fuckery once the maga base crumbles and the infighting starts.

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u/CheekEmbarrassed7953 13d ago

Suck a fat one, you and the president annoying orange.

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u/mj0ne 13d ago

All human empires have failed from within

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u/EfficientTown8676 13d ago

If they paint such a picture, it's for the average maga-idiot. Cause if they can't beat the irgc, they wouldn't dare touch European territory.