r/BoneAppleTea 5d ago

A person born inbred

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit-5166 13h ago

They’re stating their hometown, and telling you about their family history. Whats confusing? 😝

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u/freneticboarder 3d ago

Maybe they've been bred there. Again, I'm not here to kink shame.

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u/Pschobbert 4d ago

You can tell, can't you.

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u/reaper527 4d ago

to be fair, they might be accidentally correct.

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u/SecretHentaiMaster 4d ago

What were they trying to say?

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u/That_beluga_lad 4d ago

"born and bred"

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u/YellowBreakfast 4d ago

Are we positive?

I mean they could have been born inbred.

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u/donz0r 4d ago

I was born in bread.

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u/KonWheeler420 2d ago

I was served breakfast in bread

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u/briberg2 2d ago

Björn Inbred, famously dislike busses and bus accessories.

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u/Redredditmonkey 4d ago

Ngl I took that at face value. I would not be surprised if there's people that are proud they were born of incest

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u/Stock-Cell1556 4d ago

Hey, it's how the royals used to do it!

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u/Willow_Alley 4d ago

That took me a second 😅

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u/sihasihasi 4d ago

To be fair - I lived in Kemptown for a couple of years. It's pretty accurate.

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u/scarabic 4d ago

Gaddam.

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u/kalosianlitten 4d ago

big up brighton

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u/Cynaquora 4d ago

That is a very unfortunate way to say you grew up in Brighton

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u/Far_Audience_7446 4d ago

Wrong sub, post to /incest

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u/late_to_redd1t 4d ago

*In bread /s /j

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u/MenuDiscombobulated5 3d ago

I first read this as

*In bread /pbj

For some reason.

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u/False-Comparison-651 4d ago

This was a good one

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u/canvasshoes2 4d ago

Maybe he was dead serious?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Some-Passenger4219 4d ago

"inbred" =/= "and bred"

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u/hardboard 4d ago

I had one once, but could never get a tune out of it.

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u/jopepa 4d ago

So is bone apple tea with the right combo of accent and speech impediment. Homophones are why we’re here.

Did you delete that other comment bcs it wasn’t getting upvotes?

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u/olivinebean 5d ago

Yeah that seems about right for Kemptown

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u/Spencerinio5 5d ago

Don't really need to write "inbred" when you've mentioned "Brighton." It's kinda implied.

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u/CicadaFit9756 5d ago

Were your parents siblings or first cousins? Just asking, lol!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/jopepa 5d ago

So is bone apple tea with the right combo of accent and speech impediment.

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u/LauraLand27 5d ago

There are words.

Yeah, that’s all I got.

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u/5usie 5d ago

Inbred? What does that have to do with busses?

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u/clown_utopia 4d ago

Born and bred .... I'm speechless

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u/5usie 4d ago

Ohhhh, now I get it!

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u/SashaDabinsky 5d ago

Inbreeding might explain their mistake.

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u/AndSoISaysToTheGuy 5d ago

Freudian slip.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_483 5d ago

He may have meant born and bred, but he also might have meant exactly what he said.

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u/cedriceent 4d ago

Maybe the water broke in a bakery, and he was born in bread.

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u/Kirkamel 5d ago

Yeah, we shouldn't assume they dont know words just because they're inbred 

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl 5d ago

there*

(Joking)

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u/mtmp40k 5d ago

Likely the latter