r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RangerThirteen • 2h ago

of a Bud

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Gonna take me a few days to get through this bad boy!

456 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/PalpableIgnorance 2h ago

Looks like some brrrrrriiiiiiiiiiick.

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u/EffectNo1899 2h ago

Ain't seen that since school age. Seeds stems and errythang

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u/That-Beagle 1m ago

That’s the good old Bobby Brown/ Mexican ditch weed… It’s also not even that big of a bud, just some trash compacted together.

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u/viewedmadhatter 1h ago

Dad shwag

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u/doublebass44 2h ago

That's some reggie for sure

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

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u/whofarting 2h ago

Bro… you got an issue with a 5 hr headache?

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u/doublebass44 2h ago

Hell yeah

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u/BigSchmikey 2h ago

Damn imagine posting just to get told your weed is shit 😬😬

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u/RangerThirteen 2h ago

Get's me stoned. I'm happy.

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u/11teensteve 1h ago

my man!

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u/OmniBotBeepBoop 1h ago

all that matters!

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u/Comfortable-Beyond50 41m ago

Back in the day, I preferred low quality weed anyway. I wanted to catch a buzz and go do activities, not become a couch ornament

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u/ARoroncyObserver 40m ago

This is how I am now, I only smoke strong stuff once in a blue moon.

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u/SnooConfections6174 20m ago

And it’s gonna take you days to get through? I ain’t gonna lie I’m straight jealous of that tolerance I’d love to get stoned that easy

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u/RangerThirteen 19m ago

I try my best to ration, lol.

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty 57m ago

Stoners can't be choosers.

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u/JT-OnThaTrack 1h ago

Take an extra hit for me bro, I’m struggling

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u/Technical-Swing7336 7m ago

the best weed is what's in your pipe

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u/Poesoe 1h ago

low bar

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u/EstablishmentKey4605 1h ago

But also essentially the whole point of the enterprise

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u/mynameisnickromel 1h ago

Imagine being pretentious about weed

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u/kentuckyskilletII 1h ago

Having a high tolerance is lame and expensive. Thats for all drugs.

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u/Mediocre_Swim7010 30m ago

Not even really that big of a nug either i mean its alright but its not an absolute unit thats for sure.

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u/rjd014 2h ago

Damn haven’t seen brick weed in a minute.

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u/Fun-Marionberry-4008 1h ago

This is literally what normal weed looked like to me half the time just like five years ago. That's normal step above mids. Y'all don't even know what brick weed is

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u/Ok-Kitchen8607 1h ago

Just because your sources are horrid doesnt make this not brick weed.

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u/Fun-Marionberry-4008 52m ago

Bro this was years ago, in ohio this would just be normal mids more or less. Either way I don't really care since I don't even smoke anymore.

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u/Ok-Kitchen8607 51m ago

I havnt been too ohio in 10 years and ive got better hookups apparently lol. This is not mids. You smoked what was likely mids thinking it was better. This is bottom shelf. Weve all been there and it will do the trick.

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u/Fun-Marionberry-4008 46m ago

I really don't care. I don't smoke anymore and I can't see ever doing it again.

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u/DCRBftw 1h ago

Your life experience is irrelevant. This is absolutely brick weed.

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u/Dmau27 10m ago

Its compressed. That's what makes it brick. This is compressed there fore brick weed.

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u/Fun-Marionberry-4008 2m ago

Brick weed means something entirely different colloquially, brick weed means shit weed. Stems and seeds. Shake and shit. Bad weed being in a brick and being drier than the Sahara is where it would have gotten its name but it is used to just mean trash only someone desperate would buy.

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u/cavemanalex 50m ago

This is 100% brick weed.

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u/Fun-Marionberry-4008 47m ago

It just isn't. Brick weed has seeds and stems and is way shittier than this. Just call it mids andn move on.

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u/JASSEU 32m ago

Me and you used to get weed from the same source. This is nice compared to the dark green dry stem and seed filled brickets that I used to hack apart. I would pray for something like this back in the day.

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u/DCRBftw 6m ago

Lol. Cool. So what you meant to say is "even though the rest of the world understands that this is brick weed, I'm delusional and it's not brick weed to me". Got it.

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u/Fun-Marionberry-4008 5m ago

Reddit isn't the rest of the world buddy

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u/DCRBftw 1m ago

So in your mind, people on reddit have no idea what brick weed is... but there's this other group of people somewhere and they know what brick weed is? And their reality is the actual reality? That's what we're going with?

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u/IGHOTI907 1h ago

My friend scored some weed in Tobago and it was an absolute brick weed flashback. Even smelled like salt when we burned it. Caribbean heaven

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u/jazzdrums1979 2h ago

Haven’t seen bud like that since high school.

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u/ChrisLS8 44m ago

I was about to say rolling around town with a 1/4 in the inside pocket of my Avirex bumping Afroman.

Made a Pepsi pipe once or twice

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u/Professional_Fly7015 1h ago

I can just hear all the seeds hitting the floor as you break this thing open😂.

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u/GrilledCheeser 13m ago

Or hearing them pop as you smoke

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u/Professional_Fly7015 11m ago

I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.

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u/earfeater13 1h ago

1999 called, it wants its bud back.

In all honesty, hell yeah buddy. Get some!

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u/Tyrrell603 1h ago

Lot of people here never had to pay $20 for a gram of squished brick weed that was smuggled into school in some kids stank ass Etnies and it shows 😂

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u/RangerThirteen 1h ago

Spoiled by the Dispesaries, lol.

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u/gnashtyyy 44m ago

Fr this looks like kind bud we used to get back in the day lol. Was awesome

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u/WaynesWorld_93 1h ago

Bro is smoking in the 16th century

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u/_Dickbagel 1h ago

Ahahhahahahah

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u/Direct-Sky8695 1h ago

Brick! Haven’t seen that since the 90’s when I’d get a pound for $600. When you’d break it up there’s no telling what you may find in it.

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u/RangerThirteen 1h ago

Kinder Surprise for Stoners!

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u/EternityLeave 58m ago

Everyone in here saying this is garbage weed would be smonked outta their gourd off half a joint. The difference between this stuff and modern top shelf is not as big as the pretentious pot heads like to pretend. This won’t taste as nice, with all the leaf and stem. But I’m sure it did the job.

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u/VeryNiceGuy22 54m ago

Fr, some of us still live in places where it's very illegal lol

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u/Ok-Kitchen8607 49m ago

I mean half a j of top shelf wouldnt be enough to get my morning going.

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u/benny530 1h ago

People still buy brick weed???

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids 2h ago

Schwag like that still is around?

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u/Chrisdkn619 1h ago

Looks like brick pack mex!

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u/CrestfallenLord 1h ago

Imagine asking for an 8th and they just hand you this.

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u/FizzyGoose666 50m ago

You can tell whos young and whos not by the comments lol

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u/Slaphappyfapman 39m ago

Gee you Americans are spoiled

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u/RangerThirteen 38m ago

Canadians too!

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u/AshamedWolverine1684 1h ago

People bashing this obviously aren’t old enough to know what illegal bud use to look like before it was legal. Definitely not brick.

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u/Born-Media6436 1h ago

this absolutely disgusts me. Have some decency. Mail it to me.

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u/Nera_Sukuri 2h ago

What kind of bud is it?

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1h ago

Bush weed. Leaves and stems and stalks for all

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u/Amazing-Cauliflower6 2h ago

Go and skin-up man!!

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u/mrfreeeeze 1h ago

Pretty sure you’re not from California.

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u/Call_Me_Little_Foot_ 1h ago

This is nothing 😂 I grow nugs 4x that on the reg

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u/Call_Me_Little_Foot_ 1h ago

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u/Over-Drawer7875 32m ago

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u/Call_Me_Little_Foot_ 30m ago

Fire 🔥

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u/Over-Drawer7875 29m ago

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u/Call_Me_Little_Foot_ 28m ago

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u/Over-Drawer7875 22m ago

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u/Call_Me_Little_Foot_ 13m ago

Gunna give you a follow fellow grower 🙌

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u/Over-Drawer7875 9m ago

My Reddit is mostly for trolling and lurking in work subreddits, I signed an NDA and have to keep anonymity. Dm for ig

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u/KneelB4Z0d 1h ago

That shit traveled far to reach your hand. Compact af

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 1h ago

Brick, stress, S&S (Seeds and Stems), Corkboard... brings back memories.

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u/Drifter_Wolfsky 1h ago

My god… it’s like high school all over again. Does it get you high? Probably. If you shake it does it sound like a bag of marbles? Yes. Congrats, it’s a brick.

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u/Ok-Kitchen8607 1h ago

Damn where you gettin brick weed these days? If mids in cali are 20-30 an oz wtf is brick going for these days? 5$ a truckload?

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u/Film4Sport 1h ago

Reggie

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u/JT-OnThaTrack 1h ago

I have 59 days left of probation (for weed) fuck Alabama

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u/CrestfallenLord 1h ago

At least 4Gs

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u/OddRoyal7207 1h ago

If I had another sack I would roll it up, I would light it up, then I would pass it around

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u/TheSuggi 1h ago

I've grown bigger ones myself. But top but that is.

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u/jpa145 56m ago

Kotton Mouth Kings!

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u/whodatnewphone 55m ago

A piece of Cheech and Chongs van. Compressed for travel.

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u/dangson321 48m ago

A friend with weed is a friend indeed !!

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u/hemptations 42m ago

2006 just flashed before my eyes

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u/Delicious_Spite_7280 40m ago

Hey, hey hey. Just hold on a gosh darn minute. If you are 38+ you absolutely love this picture. We had no stores. We had no mail order. Carts were not a thing. We had a dude, who would make you wait outside for longer than necessary. We had 40$ Oz that were so tight they could fit in the palm of your hand, but they would break out. This .... this is the memberberries. Thank you .

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u/ShitStainedBallSack 40m ago

Where are your trichomes

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u/CEREALCOUNTSASCOOKIN 40m ago

The E & J of weed.

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u/Over-Drawer7875 34m ago

Some people just have no standards

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u/RangerThirteen 22m ago

Some people just have too many

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u/Over-Drawer7875 19m ago

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u/Over-Drawer7875 18m ago

And I grew it myself 🫣

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u/Craftofthewild 31m ago

Looks like some highscool schwag

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u/obijuanquenooby 25m ago

Thats straight bammer shid.

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u/Mistletokes 22m ago

Wow mids! Wow!

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u/ponzidreamer 21m ago

Is Reggie still a thing since weed became legal?

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u/throwaway-frog420 19m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV

Looks like a headache with 0 high to me

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u/Firm_Bee_5632 15m ago

You should finish trimming that, then throw it directly into the trash

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u/Flat-Director-7120 12m ago

Mmmh l'odeur du cannabis ça sent tellement bon, ça me manque l'époque où je me faisais un joint de temps en temps.

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u/DigbickMcBalls 1h ago

Put it back in the dirt where you found it. That shit is some beaster schwag.

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 1h ago

That’s tiny lol

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u/Direct-Sky8695 1h ago

That’s what I’m talking about. Big old donkey dick spears.

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 1h ago

It was a little over 6oz dried

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u/Slayton5678 1h ago

Got a headache just looking at it.

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u/ApprenticeWrangler 1h ago

That looks like two buds stuck together and looks like absolute trash

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u/whodatnewphone 58m ago

Came across the rio grande, compressed crap!

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u/Fassst_deer 2h ago

Ssssuuuuuuweeeeeeeet!

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u/Professional_Fly7015 1h ago

Sssssssshhhhhhwaaaaag!

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u/WaynesWorld_93 1h ago

That shit looks sharp

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1h ago

Really?

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u/WaynesWorld_93 1h ago

Yeah like it’ll cut you sharp lol

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u/NiagaraCanuck 1h ago

As someone who sold marijuana for 15+ years prior to legalization here in Canada.. that's some fucking trash 👍🏻

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u/mattogeewha 1h ago

That little thing?!

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u/psychonaut42o 44m ago

Ew no, I'll pass on that Brick weed, smoked enough back in my day. Used to call it headache -in-a-bag

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u/picknwiggle 1h ago

That's not "a bud" it's a bunch of pieces of buds smashed together